It was my first time eating spaghetti in like forever, and I got some of that spice in between my teeth and I thought my interdental papillas were shrinking cause I just so happened to not brush for a few weeks beforehand. So I was like oh my fucking god imma be ugly as hell and then I scratched around and I was like yo I’m so fucking dumb! It’s the spaghetti spice! I called my mom and everything she was like oh my god really, I feel like SUCH an IDIOT lmao I’m dead!...
Bruh I found a guy who thought nukes weren’t real. You seriously can’t be dumber Than that, my guy.
Wow that’s impressively stupid
Exactly.
Wait...
Wait... Did you say... You hadn't brushed your teeth in a few weeks?
It really did steal my attention, too! Holy hell...