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Maybe her heart is so full of shit that everything else is shitty to her, or she wants to surround her life with shit maybe? To feel better about how shitty she is?
Word of advice ladies, this dude sounds exactly like my ex and he will also say "holidays are stupid" and refuse to celebrate "birthdays are just a date that proves we're closer to death" and you will get no presents and "flowers just die" when you ask why he never got you a bouquet. In theory you'll be thinking that yeah, he's kind of right, maybe it's materialistic of me to want those things but it's not wrong to enjoy those things and someone out there will be happy to spoil you rotten. My husband is the complete opposite and he brings joy everywhere he goes and when I started dating him I realized that I had been drowning for years and finally took a breath of fresh air!!
Edit: omg this is a woman!! Well.... I hope she meets my ex and they can hate anything joyful together lol
The saddest part it's doesn't even crack my top 10 weirdest profiles
There was one profile with a Google forum link with questions like "do you have a history of baldness in your family" and "your (my country version of uni entrance exam) score"
Average weight, rbf, Long messy dark hair, that school shooter look in her eyes. Drives a shit box truck. Smokes copious amounts of weed and then complains about how she has no money. Honestly this type is ridiculously common on dating sites, which isn't even surprising because if they had more personality than a wet paper towel they would have found someone at this point or would have decided to focus on themselves and put themselves into an improvement cycle.
Saying you get a lot of attention on an online dating website is on par with saying you got pre-approved for a piece of furniture from Aaron's. The quality of men on the average dating site is so low that you would probably be better off going to the local homeless shelter.
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Who wouldn't want a partner who's likely to call your interests and hobbies stupid lmao
She did write short term hook-ups but tbh I think Dunkin my hand into hot oil will be more pleasant
You just gotta pull it out real fast
I like the double meaning here
Well if I can have a stranger call my interests stupid, a friend call them stupid, or a fuckbuddy who calls them stupid, I'm gonna pick door number 3.
What a weird person. Does she want the place to be shitty actively, or she just thinks all places are shitty?
Maybe her heart is so full of shit that everything else is shitty to her, or she wants to surround her life with shit maybe? To feel better about how shitty she is?
Am I the only one that’s kinda into it? I’d give her a chance.
Oh, the "I can fix her" defense. Interesting strategy Cotton, lets see how that plays out
Nah definitely not trying to fix her.
My dream date is walking around a shitty place, disdaining restaurants and hating dolphins.
Honestly hating dolphins is valid they’re freaks and known for raping even humans.
I honestly thought the last sentence was pretty funny, everything else is kinda weird tho
Word of advice ladies, this dude sounds exactly like my ex and he will also say "holidays are stupid" and refuse to celebrate "birthdays are just a date that proves we're closer to death" and you will get no presents and "flowers just die" when you ask why he never got you a bouquet. In theory you'll be thinking that yeah, he's kind of right, maybe it's materialistic of me to want those things but it's not wrong to enjoy those things and someone out there will be happy to spoil you rotten. My husband is the complete opposite and he brings joy everywhere he goes and when I started dating him I realized that I had been drowning for years and finally took a breath of fresh air!!
Edit: omg this is a woman!! Well.... I hope she meets my ex and they can hate anything joyful together lol
Not until he says that wolf are just overgrown dogs
Hahaha TRUE! Definitely a deal breaker for this lady
The last sentence is sending me. I’d take her out just to hear her defend wolves like her life depends on it
Throw here to the wolf and she will return a mother
“Hookups“ “short term dating “
“I don’t know man I’m fucking bored”
”people cheat, break up because they’re bored ”
Ok we get it you’re actively looking for a side
"Dolphins can go fuck themself" everybody, don't forget 😊
Kinda want this on a t-shirt, ngl.
Whaaat she's single???? I caaaant imaginee whyyyy
EDGING? no edgy
They were right about one thing, dolphins can go fuck themselves. Psychopaths of the sea. 👁️
Seems like a real catch, I don’t know why he’s struggling to find someone lol
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The saddest part it's doesn't even crack my top 10 weirdest profiles
There was one profile with a Google forum link with questions like "do you have a history of baldness in your family" and "your (my country version of uni entrance exam) score"
I hope she finds her jaded and pessimistic non-soulmate :)
They can ruin each other 😍
What a miserable see you next Tuesday
I can already imagine what she looks like.
She has on one of those wolf shirts I think
Average weight, rbf, Long messy dark hair, that school shooter look in her eyes. Drives a shit box truck. Smokes copious amounts of weed and then complains about how she has no money. Honestly this type is ridiculously common on dating sites, which isn't even surprising because if they had more personality than a wet paper towel they would have found someone at this point or would have decided to focus on themselves and put themselves into an improvement cycle.
Ironically this type probably does get a lot of attention
Saying you get a lot of attention on an online dating website is on par with saying you got pre-approved for a piece of furniture from Aaron's. The quality of men on the average dating site is so low that you would probably be better off going to the local homeless shelter.
It is cuffing season, after all. Any girl who’s got a roof can pick up a poet at the bus station right now.