merrmermermerry: new world christmas!1!!!11!
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  • 164 points J0hn_the_J0hn

    I have veaten all my bugs this vear mr klaus

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    60 points Vatonage

    you vil have gifts in ze pod

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  • 78 points dTrecii

    One of santas elves violated me when I was a kid

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    30 points xRacistDwarf

    Stop asking for the naughty list, there is no naughty list and there never has been one

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  • 66 points bartoszsz7

    I WILL eat ze bugz.. mery chismas

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  • 21 points SanctumSaturn

    Merry Sciencemas and a Happy New World Order!!!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰

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  • 12 points Antanarau

    The missed "for giving ze hugs, exchanging ze gifts und eating ze bugs" opportunity is bugging me

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    3 points ImStuffChungus

    you're not supposed to eat ze bugs yet that's what he's talking about there

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    2 points Antanarau

    I know, but it was such a good rhyme...

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  • 25 points Cheis694201337

    I vill clean up my pod now mister klaus!!

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  • 34 points yodude4

    This is just right wing climate denial propaganda. If you equate being encouraged to eat less meat with abject poverty and bug eating, then you are fucking stupid

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    55 points Grandmastermuffin666

    Well yeah but he's got a Santa hat on

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    21 points ImStuffChungus

    b-but... i must eat ze bugs!! am not "fucking stupid" am just following orders of ze great furher Klaus Schwab und ze World Economic Forum.

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    3 points Gay_Reichskommissar

    Counterargument: the WEF Klaus Schwab memes are funny

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    10 points Flar71

    Yeah the articles literally said if we eat less meat and milk, but this guy is like, "oh, they wanna ban it!"

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  • 5 points Xilophony

    Hello I am John Numbers what is your favourite number

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  • 5 points jihadabomb

    Time to listen to Klaus Schwab Christmas album again.

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    5 points ImStuffChungus

    the what?

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    7 points jihadabomb

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGkVqTWf2Dw

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  • 2 points brohdudeman

    Fascinating. Never have I thought

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  • 2 points PrometheanSwing

    Thank you Klaus, very cool!

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  • 2 points Farnsw0rth_

    r/schizoposters

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  • 1 points AutoModerator

    popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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    5 points AutoModerator

    i hate you

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    15 points TuneACan

    shut the fuck up

    like actually shut the fuck up

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  • 1 points 2000CalPocketLint

    Fascinatingly backwards and shit

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