You have been: damn sentenced to a millennia in prison
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  • 658 points SW3GM45T3R

    Fun prank idea, do 7,100 years worth of crime, get sentenced, and do this in court. We CAN force this meme and make it a trend

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    199 points JoustLikeVat

    7100 years?! Take these chains off and say it again!

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    39 points Pipeguy17

    What if we all went to Burger King and asked for the 7100 years!? Take these chains off and say it again Meal?

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    22 points PlentyOMangos

    Yuo had it: great idea

    You’er crime spree is: damn heinous

    Polece response time was: damn slow

    Yuo have it: damn standoff with SWAT

    Yoer internal organs are: damn Swiss cheese

    Yuor plan was: damn close, but no cigar

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    9 points tycoon_irony

    What if we did a crime that took 7100 years to commit and we only got 5 minutes of jail time

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  • 372 points LondonBugs

    Take the: damn chais off & say tit qgain

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  • 178 points DeliciousPark1330

    a few of those sounded like they started shitting, which seems like the most feasible option to do anything if you are chained up

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    37 points lolguy12179

    this happened in breaking bad

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  • 272 points Wora_returns

    you are grounded grounded for: ten zillion years

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    42 points Quistill

    Ten hillon year?? Take this chan of of me and say it agan? 😔

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  • 267 points Natesalt

    [NUMBER OF YEARS]?!? TAKE THESE [BINDING METHOD]S OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN!!

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    103 points InternetUserAgain

    Yuor inmate is: damn spamton

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    20 points Default1355

    Nows your chance to [serve a big term]!

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    2 points ReylomorelikeReyno

    Spamn danton

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    20 points silliestcumslut

    0????? TAKE THIS BODY TAPE OFF AND SAY IT AGAIN

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  • 155 points Ezzypezra

    six sevennnn!!!!!

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  • 45 points Head-Sky8372

    Bean from Batamn

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  • 44 points idkdudejustkillme

    you pisoner: damn grounded grounded grounded grounded

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    1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    4 points AutoModerator

    i hate you

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  • 45 points FlappyFlan

    I CAEN BREAK THESE CUFFSSSSSS

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    22 points lostsoulmud

    you can't break those cuffs😏

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    21 points failmop

    ahhhhhj

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  • 37 points Pikafreak108

    I like that the judge is always on the wrong side of the room lol

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  • 20 points Individual_Dress_476

    He looks like a DC villain

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    7 points Maximillion322

    Literally Bane from Batman

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  • 20 points CaptainMoonunitsxPry

    Assuming it's all the same guy, his sentence is 35,600 years in total. For reference, Mao Zedong died several decades ago.

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  • 34 points Clen23

    67 mentioned

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  • 144 points Taico_owo

    Can this ai slop get tf off my feed

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    78 points xxxtrumptacion69

    bruh I need some ai sloppy rn 🤤

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    22 points fremzenec

    Sorry I downvoted because it was at 68 updoots and 67

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    10 points Taico_owo

    Great choice my fellow Redditor 😎🤝😎

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    5 points Yepper_Pepper

    True

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  • 9 points secinvestor

    Why does the last guy sound like that video of the dude mad about his taxes who pees his pants in anger

    EDIT: this video

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  • 8 points vediogamer101

    I found a YouTube channel that literally only posts these and I watched it for like 30 minutes straight

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  • 6 points KidZaniac1

    your ai video is: damn saturated

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  • 4 points Sonic_Is_Real

    I prefer my slop manmade

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  • 3 points FuyuKitty

    Get this clanker slop outta here

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  • 4 points A-BOMB_NOT-REAL

    Yur sentace: dam biblical...

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  • 3 points hellisfull8806

    Ai slop

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  • 2 points baran_0486

    I WANT TO TASTE DEFEAT

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  • 3 points NoodlesTheKitten

    Nephilim mass incarceration.. what have we come too.

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  • 2 points Responsible-Tie-3451

    Remove these comments and post it again

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  • 2 points tycoon_irony

    your: damn facebook unc reacted to it https://www.tiktok.com/@thekaraoke.komic/video/7575726425110498590?q=you%20have%20been%20sentenced%20take%20these%20chains%20off%20and%20say%20it%20again%20meme&t=1764815948138

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  • 3 points Reduction_Redaction

    /uIH, some of these are posted to Facebook, but it seems to be created by the YouTube channel named FearFeedUSA. It's ALL AI slop.

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  • 1 points f-u-whales

    Tax fraud be like 😂🤪🙈

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  • 4 points Maximillion322

    Y’all are aware this shit is AI right?

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    16 points Nerevar_Ur

    No, I looked into this and apparently it's real...

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    1 points Maximillion322

    As if it weren’t unbelievable enough that 5 different guys separately did this, just look at the ai artifacts on the guards faces

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    16 points DeliciousPark1330

    nah man i know the 7100 years guy irl because he ate my entire family before getting caught

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    2 points Maximillion322

    Ohh THAT guy. Yeah well obviously he’s real

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  • 2 points SeniorSepia

    Brop why di dyu record m ewithoutm y opermison

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  • 1 points willghammer

    Damn: real

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  • 1 points Reduction_Redaction

    Heisheis: John crime

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  • 2 points lornlynx89

    First one was best

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  • 2 points _RandomLebaneseGuy_

    second to last dude sounds like fucking Lucifer

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  • 2 points Ok-Willingness742

    2nd to last one said take these chains off, but he was strapped down, not chained.

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  • 1 points Spino288

    Illidan be like

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  • 1 points AtmosphereOwn2917

    He looks like a villain

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  • 1 points ryeyen

    THIS MEANS WORR IRS, THIS MEANS WORRR

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  • 1 points combinewastakenalt

    He sounds like vargskelethor joel kinda

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  • 1 points AutoModerator

    popman prase aslo someone ate my dog

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