The poster child for “not worth my time and effort”. This dude walks around thinking people are scared of him. The reality of it is no one thinks of him, ever.
That’s exactly what I thought! Dude has the softest face ever and trying so hard to add some years to it but even a beard and tats can’t cover up that little kid face lol
No, Devin. We just all stay quiet because we don't want to give you an opportunity to ruin the conversation trying to sell us on the supplements you MLM'd your way into trying to offload.
Imo, it's more likely he doesn't brush it at all cuz that's how mine looks naturally and I hate it (other than growing in different directions which I also hate)
They get a bunch of absolutely goofy cosmetic changes, then get “upset” when they’re made fun of. Also bro’s at a planet fucking fitness so this makes more sense now.
The downvotes are funny. I've been on Reddit since basically its inception (although this account is only eightish years old maybe) and there was a definite shift on those words after all the tech bros decided to start sucking his collective dick. Must be comforting to think otherwise
That’s not believable. I can’t see what in any of it would be done to deny being gay. Seems to suggest in your mind being muscular or tattoos or violent is ‘non-gay’ stuff. Which suggests in your mind gay men can’t be muscular or tattooed. You definitely used being gay as an insult.
Hitler haircut, gun tattooed on his face, cross on the other side…. Yeah, he’s clearly Very Very Strong and Very Manly and not at all compensating for anything.
"I'm sorry, sir. The bank teller position has already been filled. But we will make sure to keep your application safely in the shredder should any other position open."
It’s the lamest shit. Literally screams “GIVE ME ATTENTION” and then they rant online about how they don’t think their face tatts define them as person. 🙄
Probably becouse they know he is as dumb as he looks and will assult sombody becouse sombody insulted his masculinity, which is as frail as the end of a prince ruberts drop
Edit: becouse i forgot to write the middle of my own post.
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Moist Palone
Do people like this think everyone else is just going around being assholes to each other irl?
Of course nobody is making fun of you to your face, that would be rude. Generally only the worst people are making fun of other people to their face.
Its not because you're tough. Its because other people are just nice to each other.
Also if he didn't post stuff like this, people probably wouldn't be making fun of him online anyway.
His FB account is a goldmine of badassery.
Let him work it out t in jail.
This is an absolute Textbook Iamverybadass. Nice post
What a cute little haircut.
Went to the barbershop and asked for the Adolf 😂
My guess is that he’s five-foot-four and compensating.
And lifting and taking pix at Planet Fitness.
Go back to the playpen.
Is that his surname or a wee pep talk to himself?
Devin is such a badass 🤣
Do you remember Gerbert Baby, this is him now
Post Jabron
well if people say it to your face you'll go whine on twitter
Oh dear, that face "art". He was left alone too long with Sharpies.
Why did you crop out all the laugh reacts
If I included anymore it would ruin the screenshot and block out half what he said. Hes getting absolutely destroyed though.
Went to look… 6.5k laugh reacts
Shhh... Quiet. It's because you're in a library. No loud voices allowed.
Literally just came to post this! Haha
Is this you Devin staydangerous /s lol
No, dude stole my name
People do tend to be quieter around toddlers
Dude looks like he jacks off to Andrew Tate videos
Bet he had himself a big old cry-wank over the footage of Taint getting slept by a dude in pink gloves.
What in the camera angle/fish lens is this shit?
Definitely some kind of stretching going on to try to make himself look bigger. Should've stretched his eyes open too.
I think if you unstretch it, his head will look freakishly large on his body.
When you laugh so hard you can't breathe, is that silence.
Current Bologna
Got all of those facial tattoos and big muscles but in a fight, he forget to duck.
Rooms silent because people get everything they need to know by looking at him lmao.
Stay dangerous y'all!
He needs to change his name to Over Compensate.
https://preview.redd.it/qsdbn6mt6e9g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34c11725ff64a66afc6a6d1526e6ccaf482a68d
The poster child for “not worth my time and effort”. This dude walks around thinking people are scared of him. The reality of it is no one thinks of him, ever.
That or he walks around acting tough and being overly emotional when mildly challenged because he’s a scared little boy inside.
Real toughness is emotional grit. Most people are still trying to develop that skill.
Id say people do think of him, but more to the point of him being an unstable stooge.
Who the fuck gets such horrific facial tattoos?
Yeah its funny how people think that "people don't tell me their real opinions of me because I might get violent." Is a flex 😂😂😂
Not much different than dealing with a toddler.
And just like toddlers the best way to treat these dudes is to ignore them when they act out. State of arrested developments final boss
Taking "I'm a Hard Man" selfies at a Planet Fitness.
That guy is 5-4
This guy just screams "pocket bitch."
Dude has literally combed his beard out and is rocking the typical nazi haircut.
Right?!!! I looked at that haircut and said to myself «WTH»
Post Felone
Water Melone
The beard makes him look like a chipmunk.
Post MaBail
Hes right, its hilarious. But probably not for the reasons he thinks it is.
Dude has to bee zooted out of their mind.
Looking like a desk in a high school detention room.
I've never seen someone with a more bearded baby face before.
That’s exactly what I thought! Dude has the softest face ever and trying so hard to add some years to it but even a beard and tats can’t cover up that little kid face lol
We have the Crow 2024 reboot at home
I think people have been drawing on your face while you were sleeping..
Probably because you look like you are about to steal our shit
Yeah. What was he expecting?
He looks like what a school shooter thinks a bad ass guy looks like.
Tattooed kissy lips on his cheek? 😂
Postmate Malone
lol I saw this post on Facebook
He looks like when your 5 yo cousin comes over and asks to play your video game and creates a new custom character
The room's silent because no-one wants to talk to you, mate, not because you're threatening.
If people talked this guy might see it as an invitation to talk at them
Jelly Roll needs to calm the fuck down
Holy Lyme disease batman
I don’t get it
It could be up-syndrome
What’s giving Lyme disease symptoms? Genuinely curious
I might be mixing it up with up-syndrome
Thats what my face looked like when i was 12 minus the beard and tattoos
Is that a Hitler comb over?
Looks like he painted it on.
LoL! Dude trying to looksmax 5'1"....and failing.....
Mail-Order Malone
Sorry no CODs
He looks like a toddler that got into the junk drawer.
I’m looking for that “First person to fall asleep at the slumber party” type comment
Tattoos, esp on your face, tell me that you're not very good at making decisions; that's why I avoid you, Devin.
This is the most reddit shit I've read all day. I get what you mean but please don't talk to people like this in real life lol
Why would I unless they asked me?
No one asked you to speak like that here either though.
That's the beauty of it, no one asked for any of us to speak. Funny, huh?
Talk they shit 🙄
Hitler haircut
No, Devin. We just all stay quiet because we don't want to give you an opportunity to ruin the conversation trying to sell us on the supplements you MLM'd your way into trying to offload.
Pre Malone
Fax Malone.
Most Palone
Moist Provalone
Hang up the phone.
If a bee sting was a person.
Guys that brush their beard out like that to make it look bigger are fucking weird man
Imo, it's more likely he doesn't brush it at all cuz that's how mine looks naturally and I hate it (other than growing in different directions which I also hate)
Nah bro he def brushes that shit.. 😂
Why? Just why would you do that to yourself? Better question is how do you think it makes you look cool?
that man has fucked at least one barnyard animal.
But that hair though. Totally believe everything except that…
/s
Sir, please stop punching the 'You must be 48 inches tall to ride to the merry-go-round' sign.
He still takes running starts to jump and emphatically touch tops of doorways
"You embarassed me in front of Vanessa!"
The silence of the room he’s in
just say you're a nazi, dude.
Most Palone.
Mostly Provolone
MostLikely Alone
This was good
Top half Night of the Living Dummy, bottom half Uncle Albert.
I refuse to believe people like this are real.
They get a bunch of absolutely goofy cosmetic changes, then get “upset” when they’re made fun of. Also bro’s at a planet fucking fitness so this makes more sense now.
Good catch on the planet fitness bit. You’d think such a hardcore guy would at least go to a real gym
I'd say dollar tree. Temu is to high quality for this
Bro needs to have his smart devices checked.
What an utter cock
He’s not gay, his boyfriend is the gay one.
Is being gay an insult again? I was sure we were done with that twenty years ago.
As soon as Trump got reelected I noticed that the r word was back in fashion on Reddit.
And the f word (gay insult), which I found was so much more prevalent in the US than any other English speaking country even before Trump.
The downvotes are funny. I've been on Reddit since basically its inception (although this account is only eightish years old maybe) and there was a definite shift on those words after all the tech bros decided to start sucking his collective dick. Must be comforting to think otherwise
It wasn’t meant as an insult. It was meant to show that he appears to be really compensating to show he’s not really gay.
That’s not believable. I can’t see what in any of it would be done to deny being gay. Seems to suggest in your mind being muscular or tattoos or violent is ‘non-gay’ stuff. Which suggests in your mind gay men can’t be muscular or tattooed. You definitely used being gay as an insult.
Merry Christmas y’all
Sorry if you took it that way.
Only way it could be. If it was me I’d take it on board and reflect but yknow.
Happy Holidays and again I am sorry.
Bro was being super gay tho 😭
Yes, because you look unstable and people are understandably wary of that
He is the "ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!!!!?" type. Nobody has time for that.
Hitler haircut, gun tattooed on his face, cross on the other side…. Yeah, he’s clearly Very Very Strong and Very Manly and not at all compensating for anything.
Odds of large lifted pickup: 83.6%
Odds of pitbull or rotty: 79.3%
He’s not gay, his boyfriend is the gay one.
I always thought that the red lips tatto, specially in the face, is like betting all-in in whatever shit you're in.
What a cringey little dweeb
Say what? Can I get an English translation?
The rooms silent when he's in it because no one likes him
Because you have made your face a billboard letting everyone know you have anger issues and will probably shoot someone...
But you are probably more right, everyone thinks you are such a badass they don't talk until you are gone out of reverence for your badassery....
China Post Malone
Beware, bad tattoos
Nice tits bro
The kind of dude who posts this still checks Facebook and has 400 followers and is following 1800 people.
There is nothing wrong with that but he thinks that those 400 people are always in awe of everything he posts.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Johnny Dangerously, meet Devin StayDangerous
Ho Malone
Plank Melon
"I'm sorry, sir. The bank teller position has already been filled. But we will make sure to keep your application safely in the shredder should any other position open."
So he knows everyone talks shit behind his back
It’s almost like he’s starting to understand how the internet works.
Its the fuckass comb to the side that does it for my
What is shittier? The haircut? The face tatts? The pube beard?
I wonder if even his grandma thinks he’s “a handsome young man” with…”that” aesthetic.
There is not one single person on this earth who looks good with a face tattoo.
It’s the lamest shit. Literally screams “GIVE ME ATTENTION” and then they rant online about how they don’t think their face tatts define them as person. 🙄
Cool arm bro, look at my insert weapon name here
Nazi on the top, jihad on the chin.
He's like one of the Lil' Rascals in a Halloween costume.
Post'n Alone
He carved the potato stamps to make those face tattoos all by himself.
The room goes quiet because everyone is thinking "Please fuck off"
Shit ass face tattoos too.
He's talking about his only job interview
Fetal Alcohol Testosterone
He looks like all Three Stooges got mixed up in the wash.
Greetings from a Valdosta Georgia Planet Fitness
Hahaha I was just about to post this
Six nine thousand.
Probably becouse they know he is as dumb as he looks and will assult sombody becouse sombody insulted his masculinity, which is as frail as the end of a prince ruberts drop
Edit: becouse i forgot to write the middle of my own post.
*Prince Rupert*
👍 cool
One provokes the mentally unstable in real life at one’s peril.
This is actually Pre Malone.
Is his hair drawn on?
I saw that episode of Malcolm in the Middle
It's probably pretty quiet because it's a Planet Fitness, if I had to guess.
Post Traumatic Malone
Apparently his barber was scared off.
I was told your not supposed to just point and laugh at people in public so I try to avoid that.
I mean yeah I'm scared of this guy... But more because I worry he would do something horrible and not be fully prosecuted due to insanity.
Looks like Farva
Nothing screams “on probation” quite like… well… <gestures broadly>
How does he look like Adolph going through a Post Malone phase taking a picture with a baby face filter
How can this be so specific, yet so accurate
The room is silent when you’re in it because everyone knows you can’t carry a conversation past introductions
Reddit been real quiet since he dropped this. Real quiet.
They said pull up.
Well he here now.
All of you: Please stop with this type of grammar(?) or whatever it is 🤣
Thank you for your attention to this matter
He looks like the elf they have working in the basement
Why his haircut look like Hitler tried edges?
Maybe he sees himself as an edgy Hitler.
Face tattoos that all scream "Poor Impulse Control."
However exceedingly great at poor judgment and excels at horrible decision making.
People still use Facebook. I thought it was just for the geriatrics.
The most wild thing about this is the tattoos somehow aren't as bad as that shitty haircut.
Carrot Top looked better jacked like this.
He appears to have taken this at a planetfitness, known far and wide as the most hardcore of all gyms.
Looks like a toddler Hitler grew a beard and covered his face in shitty press on tattoos.
He hasn't been the same since he took a can of beans as a snack to a screening of Cars 2
This feels like it should be a flair