Save some 🐈 for the rest of us

1 points Zenside

From what I understand a Maserati is what you buy when you want everyone to think youre rich. Atleast, thats how I perceive it.

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2 points vediogamer101

4th owner core

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5 points GreyFoxNinjaFan

Maserarti is already cringe.

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13 points avanross

Lol middle eastern car modding culture is the funniest thing ever

Amazon scoops and decals everywhere

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3 points Beneficial_Map

Name seems Indian and plates are California

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2 points avanross

I always see cars dressed up like this outside of the indian and middle eastern restaurants around me

They make this one look tame lol

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9 points martygospo

Imagine paying all that money on a pretty sweet car just to put temu stickers all over it.

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18 points ShulkGivesTheSucc

The comic sans paul walker quote is in poor taste

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1 points TrozayMcC

"If speed kills me..."

Meth. Not even once.

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5 points mad_larry

It's in a font that would appeal to his girlfriend.

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5 points ShulkGivesTheSucc

Is his girlfriend Clippy?

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5 points Mad_Ramzay

Seriously, just run a key across the paintwork if you want it to look like shit. Save yourself the 10 bucks you spent on those tacky stickers.

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24 points EntertainmentAOK

I know he's a bad ass it says so right on the vehicle.

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7 points RandumbStoner

They don't give you those badges unless you're a super duper badass

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18 points Burninator6502

That must be fun the one day a year it’s not in the shop.

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35 points schnokobaer

In Comic Sans no less, this simply has to be ironic. But then, why would anyone do this ironically...

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6 points Da_Doll223

You were already overcompensating when you bought the thing. You didn't need to keep proving it.

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3 points LectureAdditional971

Oh but he does

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14 points TheSmokingLamp

The tow hook, the head light scratch stickers, fucking cringe central

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4 points AssnecK666

Yeah, i didnt get a pic of the Joker laugh sticker on the back.

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12 points Hughley_N_Dowd

A used Maserati. Aka an excellent way to part a fool from his money.

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13 points The_Architect_032

I didn't think it was too cringe until I saw the "badass edition" piece and silly quote print.

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15 points Emergency_Office_736

Don't know why they'd ruin a beautiful car with all that...decoration. guess its true what they say about money can't buy you class. This is something I'd expect to see on a 19yr old kids civic not a $60k+ Maserati

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6 points Dattinator

I can almost promise you that this wasn’t a 60K Ghibli. These cars depreciate like crazy and it’s not uncommon to find used ones on sale for under $20K.

EDIT Saw that OP didn’t crop out the reflected plate in the water and the public plate search points it to a 2015 Ghibli. I googled and saw them come up for $12K. So dirt cheap with more than enough money to add tacky mods.

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1 points Chemical-Bathroom-24

I didn’t realize you could get them that cheap. Everyone likes to make fun of Maseratis but if you can get one for 12k, assuming it’s not your daily driver, why not?

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1 points Maiq_Da_Liar

They're horribly expensive to maintain. Many parts are proprietary and cost a fortune, if they didn't discontinue them yet. On top of that despite being just a regular layout it's not uncommon to have to take the engine out for relatively simple jobs, though I think that also depends on your engine type.

You're better off buying an aging German luxury car instead.

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1 points Dattinator

I see the value in it but what stops me and most others is maintenance costs. The car might depreciate like a meteor but maintenance won’t.

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3 points Emergency_Office_736

LMAO! Thats too funny!

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56 points ShavedPademelon

Nice reflection there bro. ZOOM! ENHANCE!

https://preview.redd.it/rr4ce3uh9v8g1.png?width=282&format=png&auto=webp&s=95c4e0cfa96653962ddbab143eacbd2656060125

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43 points Zaptagious

Nothing says badass like Comic Sans

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6 points manavcafer

That font...

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6 points zakupright

Transmission failure on demand

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48 points m4nuuuu

If youre going to cover a license plate number, also check for reflections

https://preview.redd.it/zum8hwr2pu8g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=300fd3bbd1f616b18b3dc7d229777aed72547f85

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10 points HoldJerusalem

Comic Sans MS, no way. And my man Paul Walker dated multiple teenagers, a true scumbag

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6 points Skullpuck

Does he have a quote for when the engine just disintegrates into bits?

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1 points pc_principal_88

Ahhh California, I understand now 🤣

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11 points PapaBike

Comic sans. Right on brand.

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8 points AutomaticAccident

The attempt at censoring the license plate didn't quite work... look at the water

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12 points ygg_studios

pretty sure he wasn't smiling while he burned to death

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5 points TimelessParadox

I was, though. One less pedo.

edit: downvote me all you want; He was nearly 30, dating 15 and 16 y/o girls. Fuck that.

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2 points SeaToTheBass

I wonder if he might’ve been elected president

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12 points soingee

That quote shoots this right off the cringe scale. 11/10 font choice

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3 points concretetroll60

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15 points ThePracticalEnd

The payments on that car kill him, because they LL be happening long after that car breaks down.

Maserati’s carry a name, and it isn’t quality.

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4 points Reasonable-Job-8193

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3 points Reddy_Deddy_Do

Is he parked in a real space, or is he doing that douche-y entitled thing?

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3 points ApproachSlowly

#erectiledysmorphia

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2 points embodimentofwtf

Bad ass edition 🤪🤟

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2 points AdmiralCommunism

Paul Walker died because of a sudden stop, not speed, try again lmao

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2 points United_Statistician2

he actually died from smoke inhalation. Dude was still alive when he crashed.

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1 points AdmiralCommunism

Valid, but also guns dont kill people, people kill people

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1 points Knapping_Uncle

Bullets kill people... (I'm sorry...)

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3 points United_Statistician2

also crocodiles

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1 points SeaToTheBass

Also parents of victims of pedophiles have a tendency to take revenge, but Paul was lucky he died of his own accord.

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2 points AdmiralCommunism

Thats true, he did have 16 crocodiles in his glovebox.

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1 points United_Statistician2

pretty standard for the car he was driving

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4 points ORAquabat

As a 911 worker cleaning up after the destruction, injury and deaths people like him create from their shitty driving, fuck him. Speeding's not cool kids. It fucks up people's lives every day. You want a speed? Go speed somewhere abandoned or on your local race tracks during street legal driving day.

Seriously, the more I think about it, fuck that guy.

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20 points k0nehead

The comic sans sells it for me

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3 points mang87

I was positive when I saw it that the OP just added the text himself, because it looked fake due to the shitty font. Then I zoomed in and saw how the water droplets were beading correctly on the raised edges and... holy shit, it's real. What the fuck is wrong with this dude lmao

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1 points k0nehead

Like genuinely could have done any font but still chose comic fuck sans the worst font ever

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1 points sample-name

✋😑🤚

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7 points KernowBysVykken93

Why would you put shitty decals on a Maserati 😫😫 I'll put all the tacky shit I want on my £1200 Audi but cmon man

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3 points DooDooSwift

Because Maserati’s are Stellantis trash lmao

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7 points scforth

missed the reflection of the license plate in the puddle 😃

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3 points Reasonable-Job-8193

Rule #1 of exotic sports cars:

No decals that aren't performance related. You don't put a "My Child Is An Honor Student" bumper sticker on a Ferrari. I've seen Pirelli and Brembo decals, but not much past that. That Maserati is a tragedy.

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4 points ParcelPosted

This is a nerd, not the smart kind

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1 points RunningPirate

Gotta put the tacky shit on a Maserati?

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2 points GreenT1979

Eh Maserati ain't anything special anymore. They had a catastrophic fall from grace from which they never really fully recovered.

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3 points RunningPirate

Yeah but let’s don’t kick them while they’re down

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1 points CoastPuzzleheaded513

Uhhh ermmm i am still looking for that thing called a penis. This is to make up for it.

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5 points Foodspec

Speed didn’t kill Paul Walker. He actually burned alive but, ya know, splitting hairs and whatnot

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4 points redhandsblackfuture

He's probably still burning, he had a 16 year old girlfriend at 33. 😇

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3 points GreasyExamination

Speed didnt kill Paul Walker. His heart stopping did

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2 points Foodspec

That’ll also do it

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1 points Hizam5

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5 points SeldomSomething

That person sucks.

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11 points Moebius808

That font lol

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4 points AssnecK666

Yeah I didnt get a chance to get pics of the other stickers on the back and sides. One of the back ones was the jokers crazy ha ha's..

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2 points Character_Point_9203

In comic sans too?

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10 points Tmelt3

The automotive equivalent of face tattoos.

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8 points KallmeKatt_

Comic sans lmao

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2 points McEvilson

Wasn't it really fire that killed Paul Walker?

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5 points GreenT1979

Speed never killed anyone.

It's suddenly becoming stationary that gets you.

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5 points smoccimane

Very fitting he has a quote from a grown man that dated a child on a car that’s definitely getting parked near high schools.

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1 points STRIKT9LC

Not exactly a fitting quote from PW though, cus there's no evidence that he ever said that

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2 points GreenT1979

Big talk from a car known for devouring itself to death

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