If I learned anything about self defense in my many years on this earth it was from Bobby Hill, you scream, āI donāt know you, thatās my purse!ā at the top of your lungs and kick them in the nuts.
Some of them. The knife in the liver/kidney move, and the one using the peak of the helmet to cave in a skull are legit moves taught to elite special forces trainees. That kind of thing was developed and taught after trench and tunnel warfare became a thing. I suspect that encyclopedia is a collection of legit military hand-to-hand training moves straight out of official training manuals mixed with a bunch of stuff from period pro wrestling moves and stuff the creator(s) thought looked cool.
Skull/bone? Or up their nose, in their mouth? To a degree yeah I wouldn't recommend going for an eyepoke unless they were totally unprepared (like Three Stooges) or if you're already grappling with them.
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Seems to be missing "Monkey Steals the Peach".
If I learned anything about self defense in my many years on this earth it was from Bobby Hill, you scream, āI donāt know you, thatās my purse!ā at the top of your lungs and kick them in the nuts.
Honestly, I feel it's badass. It's training like that which got guys home from behind enemy lines, and it's pretty cool to see. Thanks for sharing.
Some of those pictures remind me of the LINE system the Marines had for a while. Many moves ended with a heel kick to the head.
It had a Krav Maga "put your hand here so I can do this" vibe to it.
Middle bottom made my head hurt.
Bonk never fails
Military grade bonk.
Bottom right hand corner: is he delivering a body blow to a centaur?
No you incapacitate them, and then stick a thumb up their ass.
Did you read my letter to Santa or something?
I did actually, Santaās not allowed to bring you the 14ā dildo you asked for.
Heās only allowed to stuff your preferred hole with coal unfortunately. Sorry.
Hurry down my chimney tonight
three stooges moves
Some of them. The knife in the liver/kidney move, and the one using the peak of the helmet to cave in a skull are legit moves taught to elite special forces trainees. That kind of thing was developed and taught after trench and tunnel warfare became a thing. I suspect that encyclopedia is a collection of legit military hand-to-hand training moves straight out of official training manuals mixed with a bunch of stuff from period pro wrestling moves and stuff the creator(s) thought looked cool.
I see a little boinkin' and I see a little bonkin'
I can hear the noise of that guy getting poked in the eye
Sproink!
His mistake was not holding up four fingers to his forehead
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
That bottom right corner looks suuuuspicuous.
ahh call an ambulance, call an ambulance. BUT NOT FOR ME.
Itās reminiscent of The
ArsonistāsAnarchistās Cookbook, another bible of badass.Do you mean the anarchists cookbook?
Oh snap yes let me fix this.
You mean the anarchist cookbook?
Alright, that's old school badassery
Fuck wit gramps & he'll gouge your eyes out, & beat your head in with a WWII G.I helmet šµāš«šŖš
donāt forget to stomp the groin
I love the Looney Tunes-ass tactic of stealing the guyās helmet and then bludgeoning him with it.
You can almost see the comic sound effect: BONK!
At least 2 of those pictures are sex crimes. Maybe 3 depending on your kink/safe word
The eye poke picture is kinda funny
It's also a really bad idea. If you miss, guess what someone's eye is surrounded by, and guess how your finger joints are going to fare against it
Skull/bone? Or up their nose, in their mouth? To a degree yeah I wouldn't recommend going for an eyepoke unless they were totally unprepared (like Three Stooges) or if you're already grappling with them.
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