I laugh in the face of danger. Ha ha ha!
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  • 10 points Dussetheking

    Y r all the colorful redactions shaped like dildos🤔 mustv be the same guy who tossed them all at the wnba games last season🫣

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    2 points Acceptable_Ad_8935

    Thems crack pipes boy

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    1 points Capital-Western-8552

    No, those would be meth pipes. Crack stems don't have a bowl on the end, it's just the tube. Source: I've smoked out of both. Clean a year and a half now.

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    0 points MrSunshine_96

    Should start smoking again fr

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    1 points Capital-Western-8552

    Who? You or me? With me, I can't. If I start, I turn into a dope fiend. Meth is one of those things I quit because I didn't like what it brought out in me. The fact that my girlfriend's autistic daughter has been living with us for a year is also a big part of it, and I couldn't be effective in her life if I'm tweaking and staying awake for weeks. Some people can handle the tweak. I am not one of them. Plus, my teeth are fucked up enough as it is without adding meth mouth to the mix.

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    2 points MrSunshine_96

    Oh shit, yeah stay away from the stuff

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  • 7 points Alarming_Water_7321

    Guys it's okay, he's obviously the main character.

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  • 7 points just_a_timetraveller

    This reeks of Midwest tough guy

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  • 8 points jakedzz

    And everyone was so impressed, one person started slow clapping which turned into an hour-long standing ovation. Women began ovulating. Fatherless children flocked to their mothers asking if he could be their new dad. Men pissed themselves.

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  • 12 points penny_can

    Death stare. Well known to render guns inoperable

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  • 6 points Salt-Outlandishness3

    https://preview.redd.it/pbpusuxsc48g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8355c7714a3b903de74d92c3fbdeb5959b3dc3bf

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  • 10 points Such_Impression_3417

    Oh yeah, well i laughed once when someone pointed a bazooka at me

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  • 10 points SA2018

    Me when I daydream

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    11 points MiddlesbroughFan

    Me daydreaming how I'd fight off a terrorist attack.
    Me irl: "man killed in terrorist attack"

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  • 14 points ARCAxNINEv

    So he runs his mouth so much, people have to put guns in his face to shut him up

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    5 points Orkekum

    In his mouth*

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    1 points ARCAxNINEv

    Dang

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    -2 points ClaireDeLunatic808

    Okay?

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    3 points Orkekum

    I tried to be funny by saying he needs to suckle on the gun to shut up :-)

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    2 points Anathemic_Pariah

    https://preview.redd.it/9vll3xmoo58g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e4855282df464b3a86873c77ace8c4bdb43d36

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  • 10 points pyschosoul

    Ive gotten myself into some bad situations before.. ive had guns flashed at me and pointed at me in these situations..

    Im not a small dude not huge either and I wrestled through Jr high and high school and did mma for some years post grad. Id consider myself equipped to defend myself.

    No matter how much calm I could muster, I still panicked in those bad situations and had to pretend to be calm to de-escelate.

    Only an actual psychopath is going to not be flustered when a gun is pointed at them trained or not.

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    2 points SnooHedgehogs4699

    Yep, a barrel waving in your face tends to escalate the heart beat and clench the ass checks a tad.

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    3 points FrostySJK

    Something like this happened and my heart rate only shot up after it was over

    Which was weird because my brain was rightly registering it as a panic situation, but the actual physical response was just not there I guess

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    1 points SnooHedgehogs4699

    That sounds about right.

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  • 9 points Ok-Stranger-2669

    I used to laugh at guns pointed at my face. Then one guy pulled the trigger. Blew my brains out. I'm writing this from hell. Great internet down here.

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    3 points lMr_Nobodyl

    Hell has internet?

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    2 points FrostySJK

    It's 8x faster than in the overworld

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    5 points ShittyBitchy

    F

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  • 5 points feministjerk

    Danger is my middle name.

    Feminist Danger Jerk.

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    2 points ssjskwash

    Beware the calm feminist in a storm

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