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Holy shit, I was not expecting that voice to come out of her! I’m not sure what I expected her to sound like, but that’s not it! lol…Somehow has the voice of a 500 year old cigarette smoker
For what, acting like a 5 year old who doesn’t get the snack bar next to the checkout? Damage was what? 10$? She needs some psychiatric assistance/treatment maybe, or just be put back in the nursery home.
I would be mad if someone totally random comes in my stores and destroys something for less than a $1. Still don't care. First jail/police and then maybe psychiatric assistance
These people keep doing shit like this because nobody wants to beat their fucking ass while they’re in the middle of doing something like this! Man or a woman you go into a store tearing it apart for no reason you deserve your ass beat right there on the spot you can’t walk!
I think she’s literally insane, drugged up, and/or mentally disabled. Of course that shouldn’t preclude her from a nice new set of steel bracelets instead of the One Ring, but who knows if she’s even being truthful or coherent. The bottomline should be play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The police would certainly make an arrest for this.
Hopefully, other than needing to wait for the carbonation to settle down, the sodas will probably be just fine and be able to be sold. Anything actually broken will probably go straight into the trash and become a write-off. It would be awesome if the cops made her help though before taking her into custody!
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Jump scare when she starts speaking
Fahhh kafff... Fahhh kafff...
Like a crow calling out 🐦⬛
Red Rum! Red Rum!
She sounds like cats when they 'talk'
OMG yes, I always thought my cat sounded like a old grease spoon waitress. "What will it be honey!" "Hash browns, grits, or half and half?"
She sounds like a cartoon
Like Judge Doom, but more demonic.
Yes that was weird and scary.
right? she turned around and all i saw was the girl from the exorcist when fully possessed.💀
LOL
I literally jumped, now I know why he typed goblin lol
You warned me and I should have listened.
The fuck was that voice
That’s the Australian accent when marinated in a few decades of cigarettes and box wine
Box wine does go hard
Possibly a pinch of meth to really spice things up.
More than a pinch it looks like...
Hahaha it definitely has a CHAWCLATE quality to it.
It almost sounds like somebody who has had throat surgery and has the artificial valve in place.
And, she'll be the first one to bitch about grocery prices.
She'll also be the first to complain about shadow people trying to steal her flesh and voices in her head
Ah. The light. Ah.
I don't think this is the type of person to put much thought into it.
Holy shit, I was not expecting that voice to come out of her! I’m not sure what I expected her to sound like, but that’s not it! lol…Somehow has the voice of a 500 year old cigarette smoker
she mentally disturbed. call her caretakers.
Don't care. Should be jailed
For what, acting like a 5 year old who doesn’t get the snack bar next to the checkout? Damage was what? 10$? She needs some psychiatric assistance/treatment maybe, or just be put back in the nursery home.
I would be mad if someone totally random comes in my stores and destroys something for less than a $1. Still don't care. First jail/police and then maybe psychiatric assistance
Believe it or not straight to jail.
Damn she a literal goblin
That voice will haunt my dreams tonight.
caught me severely off guard
Same here
She would be the perfect person to addition being a witch shes got the face and the voice.
She's pretty methed up.
Why does she sound exactly like a crow?
Don't be rude to the crows.
Crows are kinder than this woman.
100%
That’s a challenging wank.
Damn, Gollum has been smoking too much
She hates these cans!
Get away from the cans!
Gollum hates filthy colasses.
It makes the stupid hobbit fat! Gollum Gollum
i can smell her voice lol
LOL
The pop was promised to her 3000 years ago
I don't remember this Smiling Friends character.
“Im jewish, therefore I can destroy your property without reprecussions”
I don't think that was Jewish... Maybe leprechaun? Angry soda hating misanthropic leprechaun...
Precedent would say yes this is true
ET on helium
Fifty ciggies a day you too can have no voice box.
She was too strong. They were not able to stop her. They only could record all of her actions and put the videos online.
I was half expecting to use the cola bottles as a rockets or as champagne and launch it at the cameraman
She sounds like she spawned RFK Jr
These people keep doing shit like this because nobody wants to beat their fucking ass while they’re in the middle of doing something like this! Man or a woman you go into a store tearing it apart for no reason you deserve your ass beat right there on the spot you can’t walk!
That’s all I kept thinking too, if I saw this crap in front of me I’ll channel my inner Batman for a few mins of anger relief lmao 🤣👊🏻
“I need to talk to the goblin.”
If she gives you a bottom as a gift. Reject it!!!!!
She's been smoking Chesterfield's for 65 years
She's only looking for her precious ring.
She sounds like one of those crows people teach to speak
She sounds like a 30 year old cartoon cat that smoked a carton a day for all 30 years.
She has a career in horror movies awaiting...
To be fair, I feel that way about Coke Zero, ahem sorry... Coke Zero Sugar too
Omg!!
Fuckin Sméagol ass voice I was waiting for her ass to start screaming about the one ring
Gotta love ice
It doesn’t have to be Jewish or something madam
Cartoon witch voice
Sounds like Donald Duck’s fallen on hard times
“I remember when they first invented chocolate” ass voice
I feel pity, honestly... Imagine what kind of a miserable life this cunt must have being this angry and hateful
Im shocked at a Jewish person using their religion as an excuse to behave whatever way they wish to be honest
I think she’s literally insane, drugged up, and/or mentally disabled. Of course that shouldn’t preclude her from a nice new set of steel bracelets instead of the One Ring, but who knows if she’s even being truthful or coherent. The bottomline should be play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The police would certainly make an arrest for this.
Her VOICE is something out of a damn horror movie.
But.... why tho?
Methany back at it again!
Put oven first 🔥
Wow. Hope she gets the help she needs.
So she grabbed her broomstick and quickly flew away never to be seen again.
“Okay guys she’s Jewish let’s wrap it up, let her do whatever the hell she wants.”
I doubt she's Jewish. Maybe she was paid to do and say this?
What a bizarrely conspiratorial idea
Not at all.
Or she’s just crazy and/or high, and speaking out of her ass. 🤔
Sure, that's also valid.
Meth, not even once
The exorcist got old
The speaking sounds like goddamn witch from macbeth I wasn't EXPECTING THAT.
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No
Sounds corvid.
She needs another smoke
There goes no nut November
Well, she seems pleasant...
Americans have so serious mental health issues!
Idk what being Jewish got to do with anything
Get a fuckin exorcist she’s possessed
Bloody hell it’s like Captain Barbossa and Joe pasquale had a demented child together
Is this where horror movies take inspiration from ?
Cause for a trespass
300 cigarettes a day wtf
I wonder what happened to her
Oh, look, it's the little goblin sitting on Netanyahu's shoulder, with her signature catchphrase!
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I'd hit, fuck what y'all talkn bout
Well, if it isn’t Gollum’s grandmother
Filthy hobitses!
Bro I watch these with no audio and I could still hear it wtf 💀
My favorite part is: "It doesn't have to be Jewish or something"
her voice wtfff😂😂
She needs an exorcism
Skyrim's Hagraven
100% company policy. Allied will tell you observe and report.
That’s a witch if I’ve ever seen one
Anyone else think part of her punishment would be to clean all of that up?
Hopefully, other than needing to wait for the carbonation to settle down, the sodas will probably be just fine and be able to be sold. Anything actually broken will probably go straight into the trash and become a write-off. It would be awesome if the cops made her help though before taking her into custody!
Is it well?
If it was a man then they would have been tackled to the GROUND 😭
Skooma addicted hagraven terrorizes local Redguard shopkeep
sounds like some guy from smiling friends
Oh my god it's a duck wearing a human face.
Fucking goblins man.. I tell ya.
They better fuck off, do they know she’s Jewish???
They better fuck off, do they know she’s Jewish???
Dmitri Puchkov