Racist goblin
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  • 508 points DaniDanielsSanchez

    Jump scare when she starts speaking

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    165 points Repulsive-Response-1

    Fahhh kafff... Fahhh kafff...

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    57 points DickPin

    Like a crow calling out 🐦‍⬛

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    13 points Gnarly_Starwin

    Red Rum! Red Rum!

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    56 points five_five_

    She sounds like cats when they 'talk'

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    9 points Ohcitydude

    OMG yes, I always thought my cat sounded like a old grease spoon waitress. "What will it be honey!" "Hash browns, grits, or half and half?"

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    13 points NoFuqGiven

    She sounds like a cartoon

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    4 points GoldburstNeo

    Like Judge Doom, but more demonic.

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    9 points kevin_r13

    Yes that was weird and scary.

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    8 points pezchef

    right? she turned around and all i saw was the girl from the exorcist when fully possessed.💀

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    2 points Freckles39Rabbit

    LOL

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    1 points g87a_l

    I literally jumped, now I know why he typed goblin lol

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    1 points Biolally

    You warned me and I should have listened.

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  • 255 points BionicBruv

    The fuck was that voice

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    127 points respect_the_69

    That’s the Australian accent when marinated in a few decades of cigarettes and box wine

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    23 points skyeisrude

    Box wine does go hard

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    5 points Pennybottom

    Possibly a pinch of meth to really spice things up.

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    1 points IStealWaffles

    More than a pinch it looks like...

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    11 points XenEntity

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    2 points BionicBruv

    Hahaha it definitely has a CHAWCLATE quality to it.

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    2 points Apostastrophe

    It almost sounds like somebody who has had throat surgery and has the artificial valve in place.

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  • 121 points BercCoffee

    And, she'll be the first one to bitch about grocery prices.

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    46 points blargennn

    She'll also be the first to complain about shadow people trying to steal her flesh and voices in her head

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    3 points Rare-Bid-6860

    Ah. The light. Ah.

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    1 points KielbasaPosse

    I don't think this is the type of person to put much thought into it.

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  • 73 points pc_principal_88

    Holy shit, I was not expecting that voice to come out of her! I’m not sure what I expected her to sound like, but that’s not it! lol…Somehow has the voice of a 500 year old cigarette smoker

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  • 123 points josbossboboss

    she mentally disturbed. call her caretakers.

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    20 points giincee

    Don't care. Should be jailed

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    11 points Anon387562

    For what, acting like a 5 year old who doesn’t get the snack bar next to the checkout? Damage was what? 10$? She needs some psychiatric assistance/treatment maybe, or just be put back in the nursery home.

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    5 points giincee

    I would be mad if someone totally random comes in my stores and destroys something for less than a $1. Still don't care. First jail/police and then maybe psychiatric assistance

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    1 points PonderingWanderer95

    Believe it or not straight to jail.

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  • 32 points beamanblitz

    Damn she a literal goblin

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  • 32 points Lazuruslex

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  • 39 points martygospo

    That voice will haunt my dreams tonight.

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    11 points AyaOfTheBunbunmaru

    caught me severely off guard

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    4 points Freckles39Rabbit

    Same here

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  • 13 points Tama_Thes_Succubus

    She would be the perfect person to addition being a witch shes got the face and the voice.

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  • 31 points Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

    She's pretty methed up.

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  • 30 points Sea_Yogurtcloset48

    Why does she sound exactly like a crow?

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    7 points Forest_Maiden

    Don't be rude to the crows.

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    8 points QwerYTWasntTaken

    Crows are kinder than this woman.

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    1 points Forest_Maiden

    100%

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  • 26 points pissoffyounonce

    That’s a challenging wank.

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    8 points Gypped_Again

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  • 11 points st90ar

    Damn, Gollum has been smoking too much

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  • 8 points bobsmith14y

    She hates these cans!

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    6 points yuyufan43

    Get away from the cans!

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  • 6 points rebri

    Gollum hates filthy colasses.

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    2 points sulabar1205

    It makes the stupid hobbit fat! Gollum Gollum

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  • 7 points Northstar_PiIot

    i can smell her voice lol

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    1 points Freckles39Rabbit

    LOL

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  • 21 points LongjumpingEnd88

    The pop was promised to her 3000 years ago

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  • 6 points Kamani01

    I don't remember this Smiling Friends character.

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  • 18 points secondandmany

    “Im jewish, therefore I can destroy your property without reprecussions”

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    10 points Repulsive-Response-1

    I don't think that was Jewish... Maybe leprechaun? Angry soda hating misanthropic leprechaun...

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    4 points hereforthesportsball

    Precedent would say yes this is true

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  • 3 points IdunnoThisWillDo

    ET on helium

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  • 3 points OptimusTired

    Fifty ciggies a day you too can have no voice box.

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  • 3 points costakkk

    She was too strong. They were not able to stop her. They only could record all of her actions and put the videos online.

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  • 3 points JimIvan

    I was half expecting to use the cola bottles as a rockets or as champagne and launch it at the cameraman

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  • 3 points Candid-Albatross9879

    She sounds like she spawned RFK Jr

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  • 2 points Haunting-Hippo-4244

    These people keep doing shit like this because nobody wants to beat their fucking ass while they’re in the middle of doing something like this! Man or a woman you go into a store tearing it apart for no reason you deserve your ass beat right there on the spot you can’t walk!

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    1 points Substantial_Disk1706

    That’s all I kept thinking too, if I saw this crap in front of me I’ll channel my inner Batman for a few mins of anger relief lmao 🤣👊🏻

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  • 2 points Lower_Chart2228

    “I need to talk to the goblin.”

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  • 2 points Rupert_Openhommer

    If she gives you a bottom as a gift. Reject it!!!!!

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  • 2 points Feisty-Barracuda5452

    She's been smoking Chesterfield's for 65 years

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  • 2 points alaskanslicer

    She's only looking for her precious ring.

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  • 2 points CMDR_omnicognate

    She sounds like one of those crows people teach to speak

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  • 2 points EpilepticSeizures

    She sounds like a 30 year old cartoon cat that smoked a carton a day for all 30 years.

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  • 2 points jack31313

    She has a career in horror movies awaiting...

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  • 2 points BillRevolutionary947

    To be fair, I feel that way about Coke Zero, ahem sorry... Coke Zero Sugar too

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  • 2 points Bigdogwilly

    Omg!!

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  • 2 points Sweddy-Bowls

    Fuckin Sméagol ass voice I was waiting for her ass to start screaming about the one ring

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  • 2 points JTGphotogfan

    Gotta love ice

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  • 2 points ClottedAnus

    It doesn’t have to be Jewish or something madam

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  • 2 points blabbergob

    Cartoon witch voice

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  • 2 points Prestigious_Call_327

    Sounds like Donald Duck’s fallen on hard times

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  • 2 points Arrogance_incarnate7

    “I remember when they first invented chocolate” ass voice

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  • 2 points sonialuna

    I feel pity, honestly... Imagine what kind of a miserable life this cunt must have being this angry and hateful

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  • 2 points SirRyan007

    Im shocked at a Jewish person using their religion as an excuse to behave whatever way they wish to be honest

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    1 points jay-rose

    I think she’s literally insane, drugged up, and/or mentally disabled. Of course that shouldn’t preclude her from a nice new set of steel bracelets instead of the One Ring, but who knows if she’s even being truthful or coherent. The bottomline should be play stupid games and win stupid prizes. The police would certainly make an arrest for this.

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  • 2 points Han-Soto1972

    Her VOICE is something out of a damn horror movie.

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  • 2 points FroboyFreshenUp

    But.... why tho?

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  • 2 points throwaway76556_

    Methany back at it again!

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  • 2 points PublicNectarine5620

    Put oven first 🔥

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  • 2 points Mexicali76

    Wow. Hope she gets the help she needs.

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  • 2 points SBLOU

    So she grabbed her broomstick and quickly flew away never to be seen again.

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  • 3 points Concrete_Ideas_

    “Okay guys she’s Jewish let’s wrap it up, let her do whatever the hell she wants.”

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  • 5 points drobizg81

    I doubt she's Jewish. Maybe she was paid to do and say this?

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    2 points SickestNinjaInjury

    What a bizarrely conspiratorial idea

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    2 points drobizg81

    Not at all.

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    1 points jay-rose

    Or she’s just crazy and/or high, and speaking out of her ass. 🤔

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    2 points drobizg81

    Sure, that's also valid.

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  • 1 points naveedkoval

    Meth, not even once

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  • 1 points Wonderful-Muscle-635

    The exorcist got old

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  • 1 points AyaOfTheBunbunmaru

    The speaking sounds like goddamn witch from macbeth I wasn't EXPECTING THAT.

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    1 points Freckles39Rabbit

    No

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  • 1 points Longjumping_Answer19

    Sounds corvid.

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  • 1 points Character_Cupcake856

    She needs another smoke

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  • 1 points troyberber

    There goes no nut November

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  • 1 points Beerman2112

    Well, she seems pleasant...

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  • 1 points kyrodamien

    Americans have so serious mental health issues!

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  • 1 points Zomochi

    Idk what being Jewish got to do with anything

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  • 1 points Hland_Jon

    Get a fuckin exorcist she’s possessed

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  • 1 points JordyTyler

    Bloody hell it’s like Captain Barbossa and Joe pasquale had a demented child together

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  • 1 points ATeenWithNoSoul

    Is this where horror movies take inspiration from ?

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  • 1 points nonamegamer93

    Cause for a trespass

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  • 1 points Kittysmashlol

    300 cigarettes a day wtf

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  • 1 points PrincepsMagnus

    I wonder what happened to her

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  • 1 points BeeWriggler

    Oh, look, it's the little goblin sitting on Netanyahu's shoulder, with her signature catchphrase!

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  • 1 points Top_Cranberry8894

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Paulycurveball

    I'd hit, fuck what y'all talkn bout

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  • 1 points Foreign_Ad_5469

    Well, if it isn’t Gollum’s grandmother

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  • 1 points Foreign_Ad_5469

    Filthy hobitses!

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  • 1 points TheAuditor98

    Bro I watch these with no audio and I could still hear it wtf 💀

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  • 1 points Loud_Image_5909

    My favorite part is: "It doesn't have to be Jewish or something"

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  • 1 points Ok_Pangolin4947

    her voice wtfff😂😂

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  • 1 points CurrentTea2930

    She needs an exorcism

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  • 1 points Gigasnemesis

    Skyrim's Hagraven

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  • 1 points hadaddb4itwascool

    100% company policy. Allied will tell you observe and report.

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  • 1 points manoftheoutside

    That’s a witch if I’ve ever seen one

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  • 1 points InevitableClub8087

    Anyone else think part of her punishment would be to clean all of that up?

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    1 points jay-rose

    Hopefully, other than needing to wait for the carbonation to settle down, the sodas will probably be just fine and be able to be sold. Anything actually broken will probably go straight into the trash and become a write-off. It would be awesome if the cops made her help though before taking her into custody!

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  • 1 points Ok-Discussion6325

    Is it well?

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  • 1 points Toxicoasis__

    If it was a man then they would have been tackled to the GROUND 😭

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  • 1 points paulblartfan124

    Skooma addicted hagraven terrorizes local Redguard shopkeep

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  • 1 points snoo-tubes-2008

    sounds like some guy from smiling friends

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  • 1 points TabaxiMagnet

    Oh my god it's a duck wearing a human face.

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  • 1 points Steambreather956

    Fucking goblins man.. I tell ya.

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  • 0 points Papa_bok

    They better fuck off, do they know she’s Jewish???

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  • 0 points Papa_bok

    They better fuck off, do they know she’s Jewish???

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  • 1 points MieTheGuy

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  • 0 points DiasZheenbaev

    Dmitri Puchkov

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