A couple of nice people borrowing some things...
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  • 344 points Persistent_Darkness

    scumbags

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  • 319 points Muneerchen

    Tf happens to him?

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    480 points model-citizen95

    Im guessing here but he’s a young, fit looking male unconscious in a parking lot. Of my top 3 guesses why this is the case: 1 is drugs, 2 is he’s been knocked out in a fight and, 3 is that he was hit by a car.

    Of those 3; I think a fight resulting in him being knocked out is most likely. His clothes look clean and not cheap so drugs seem unlikely although who knows with fent around these days. Being in a parking lot also makes it less likely that he was hit at speed by a car unless a car was used as a weapon in a fight.

    Idk man, I’m blazed

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    70 points cataclysmic_orbit

    Option 4? Hes dead?

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    49 points model-citizen95

    That’s an outcome, not a reason why he’s there. Hopefully he recovers. Man doesn’t deserve to lose his abilities over a disagreement

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    6 points cataclysmic_orbit

    For sure.

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    69 points DetectiveJim

    If only it were any of those 3 options. The guy recording says, "he slipped on that bag."

    Nothing like your neighbors/community looking out for you during a medical emergency.

    To be KO'd for that long from slipping makes me think it was quite the fall if that's what happened.

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    63 points model-citizen95

    Doesn’t that turn of phrase mean that he allowed his money to be stolen? I could be wrong but I thought “slipping” was letting your guard down and “bag” can mean money

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    70 points Kush_gawdd

    Comments like this let me know there’s no way we’ve translate the hieroglyphs correctly lmao

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    19 points model-citizen95

    I’m just saying, could be literal, could be metaphorical. I’m not really in a position to say for sure

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    1 points Clone_Gear

    Yh just as sure as we are of heiroglyphs that were written thousands of yrs ago

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    5 points ValyrianSteelYoGirl

    This is it. Count was short. He got KOd

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    6 points Muneerchen

    I thought the same lol

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    2 points fgmtats

    This is correct.

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    33 points Danielj4545

    For a man named detective Jim, youre lacking in detectiving. He didnt slip and fall. He got knocked out, which is why the cameras on him. 

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    -19 points DetectiveJim

    Oh yeah? Please tell me how you know this lmfao

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    40 points IsThisTheFly

    Well for one slipped on that bag is an expression not a literal observation

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    -4 points McCrazyJ

    Obvious troll is obvious. Or you're not Detective Jim, you're Neckbeard Ned.

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    2 points model-citizen95

    I gave my top 3. Of course there are a many ways he could have ended up this way. I’m not his lawyer or anything so I’m just speculating

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    1 points shoulda-known-better

    Thought he said he took that bat

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    3 points LaceSexDoctor

    addiction does not care wether you are rich or poor.

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    1 points model-citizen95

    True, however people in active addiction tend to have less well kept clothes. Like I say, I’m guessing

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    2 points LaceSexDoctor

    Coming from someone who spend nearly $120,000 a year supporting my own fentanyl addiction, i can assure you there are nicly dressed drug addicts, and poorly dressed. also depends where you go. not all unkept people are drug addicts either. What i can say with the upmost confidence is that, addiction is the fucking devil. it will make you do things you never thought possible. in my darkest moments, if i thought i could have sold my own mother blood for money, i would have drained her body in a day.

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    3 points joserrez

    Good work. Bake him away toys.

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    3 points TheFalcon70

    "Lookj at the big brain on Brad"

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    2 points CalicoJake21

    Damn good analysis

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    2 points model-citizen95

    Thanks, that’s unusual for me but every now and again my brain does useful things

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    2 points Muneerchen

    Well I don’t see no blood so that’s good.

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    18 points Norader

    “It’s ok guys! The doctor said it’s internal bleeding. That’s where the blood is supposed to be!”

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    3 points Muneerchen

    99!!!!

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    0 points Rocket_Panda_

    Nonsense m’lady

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    4 points model-citizen95

    Internal brain hemorrhage has entered the chat. Falling backwards onto concrete can kill you and a lot of the time, that’s better than surviving it imo

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    1 points Nidhogg86

    I'm thinking dude got in a fight or jumped while intoxicated, hence why he may be unconscious for a longer period of time.

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    1 points Admirable_Bet_3525

    See this is good deductive reasoning saw a situation came up with 3 reasonable conclusion. No one delusion of grandeur

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    1 points Madame_Dalma

    I was thinking hit buy a car. Just because his right foot is turned in a weird way.

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    1 points shoulda-known-better

    Pretty sure dude says he took that bat.... Going with jumped for some reason...

    Also what bag man!?

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    1 points angry-fooker

    Me too I think its a knockout from tbe guy who yelled " bitch wanna talk shit" hope so anywuas for his ass

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    9 points DetectiveJim

    3/4 in the gentleman recording say, "He slipped on that bag."

    Which, if that's the case, makes this even more effed up lol

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    7 points Muneerchen

    Is that slang or did he litteraly slip on a bag? I’m to German for that

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    6 points barkwahlberg

    "Bag" is street slang for banana

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    10 points Danielj4545

    He didnt literally slip on a bag. Thats some Hollywood shit. He got knocked out and robbed 

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    1 points 12345NoNamesLeft

    too

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  • 257 points andyhare

    Parasites.

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    -196 points antftwx

    Ooh, this'll be fun... I agree that they're parasites, but why do you say they are? 😂😂

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    162 points UnderstandingJaded13

    Because they feed on other people? You know, the definition of a parasite?

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    57 points HorrorShowism

    Do you know the commenter? This seems really weird out of context and probably why you've been downvoted.

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    -74 points antftwx

    The context is the video and his post. Knowing or not knowing the commenter is irrelevant. But honestly, I don't really care. I was just slightly intrigued in the moment and replied while on break and forgot that I even did so by the time I got home lol. I wouldn't have known I was getting downvoted if you hadn't pointed it out, since reddit votes are inherently meaningless and I don't give them much thought.

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    56 points Voodooni

    "oh this'll be fun" turned into "lol I don't really care anyway I was on break and forgot lol" really fast.

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    -34 points antftwx

    You think 6 hours is fast? lol

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    32 points Voodooni

    I mean from one comment to the next. 1 comment was all it took to completely change your attitude.

    Ofcourse you know all this and are just trying to be a bell end.

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    -14 points antftwx

    No, I just genuinely don't care. Ever make a comment while you're looking at your phone while dropping a streamer? It's the equivalent of that, except I was at work lol.

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    21 points Voodooni

    If I do, I generally don't exclaim how fun it'll be like I'm looking forward to their reply.

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    -8 points antftwx

    Well I was looking forward to it, but then my break ended and I went back to real life lol

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    23 points HorrorShowism

    I mean, good for you! Downvotes definitely don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things. But one question, why was the italics for “you” important to your reply? It sounded like you were calling the original person out for some reason.

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  • 53 points DetectiveJim

    Remind me not to slip on any bags(?)so mfs don't run my pockets.

    Hell, take my stuff, but in exchange, call an ambulance for me at the very least.

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    14 points kitnb

    "Run my pockets" made me cackle. Thanks for the laugh! 😂

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  • 135 points Flat-Compote-7854

    Strong sense of community there

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  • 27 points shortshins-McGee

    Good Samaritans

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  • 43 points takeaccountability41

    Leeches, reminds me of all the pick pockets in Europe, fuckin losers, no respect for others

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    3 points Apostastrophe

    ATTENZIONE PEEKPOCKET!

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    0 points CianaCorto

    Depends on where in europe tbh. It's usually east eu foreigners in big cities.

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  • 42 points pvt_majorboner

    "We outside"

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  • 18 points Timely_Ad9659

    Nice! Getting his watch shined up for him! He will be so excited when he wakes up

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  • 38 points theWodanaz

    Can someone seriously explain the culture of your pants around your cock? I am so confused by this fashion.

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    30 points wisedoormat

    It's to let the homies easy access to the back

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    11 points AdequateOne

    Too stupid to figure out how a belt works?

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    8 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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  • 13 points Ok_Difference_8961

    Certain parts of town you really don't want to pass out in or have any kind of medical emergency

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  • 31 points Nidhogg86

    Homie forgot to get dude's belt.

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  • 9 points Pixel_Sports

    Vultures

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  • 8 points ExportTHCs

    Who edits all the videos? None ever tell the story or play the endings.

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  • 28 points [deleted]

    I'm shocked!

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  • 11 points Narrow_Message5002

    Bum ass mfs!!!

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  • 4 points HEX-dev

    Why did they stop filming

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    13 points Regnes

    Woop woop woop

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    5 points notmyrealname8823

    They got scared by the sirens. Lmao

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  • 12 points Bigoweiner

    They're just checking his vitals. God bless those medical professionals.

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  • 15 points [deleted]

    Well well well

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  • 9 points BigBubbaChungus

    Looking like the hood version of RDR2!!!

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  • 5 points YackReacher

    Tsk tsk tsk..

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  • 7 points GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

    “Here in the urban paradise of Crenshaw.. a congregation of African American Street Crabs scuttle for an easy meal. A freshly mugged man on the way to his dealer, now down to his final breaths. A common site during the dry season.”

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  • 6 points Kaybc

    Disgusting. We need some serious punishment. Lock ‘em up!

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  • 7 points BettyG2424

    Naturally…

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  • 6 points respectmygangsta100

    Now they going to jail for robbery on top of whatever they did to homie when the first thing people do is pull out their phone

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    14 points Dmau27

    No one's coming after them for shit. Cops in the hood don't give a shit about people dying much less theft.

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    7 points Pathetian

    We don't quite yet live in a full on surveillance state.  Police have to operate based on what the community reports.  Hood cops don't care because when a crime happens in a well lit area in full view of several people, there are no witnesses and not even a complaining victim.  How much effort would you put into solving a crime that apparently didn't happen?

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    4 points Dmau27

    I gave a cop the exact location of my stolen vehicle. The guy that stole it was at McDonald's using my card he stole from my wallet to eat a sausage biscuit and the cops didn't care. They tried to give me a DUI when I almost died in an accident and I was 100% sober. Cops can straight fuck right off. They're parasites.

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  • 2 points Flat-Ad1490

    Utterly disgusting trash

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  • 2 points HCHept

    This is what I do after a battle in Skyrim

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  • 2 points Elon_Bezos420

    Guess these guy want the same thing to happen to them, bros are setting a bad example

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  • 4 points SOMAVORE

    $300 shoes but trying to steal $5 and a quarter pack of Kools out of some guys pocket

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  • 2 points im_no_doctor_lol

    Lmao, they have no respect for each other in the hood 😅

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Whomever filmed it is just as bad

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  • 1 points OrlandoCoolridge

    Get knocked out and get your pockets run 🤷🏾‍♂️

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  • 1 points Dexter1701

    Nothing like filming a criminal charge. Surely being an officer in the social media age is easy. They make it very easy.

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  • 1 points EggRamenMan

    “Better me than the cops playa” them probably

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  • 1 points joytotheworld23

    Shame on those dudes stealing from him

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  • 1 points Dependent-Plane5522

    Has a belt but still cant pull up his pants

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  • 1 points Any_Mango_9428

    😂😂 the police siren lol

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  • 1 points SleventySleven

    Dude should have taken his belt...

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  • 1 points MacSteele13

    I like to think they are LARP'ing and they are just looting a defeated orc...

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  • 1 points OzzFin

    That is a crime

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  • 1 points luhreindeer

    Be ya own people

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  • 1 points chamy1039

    Fucking barbaric.

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  • 1 points zino332

    That watch was fake anyway

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  • 1 points stinky143

    Fucking assholes

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  • 1 points Pristine_Shallot7833

    America

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  • 1 points IllustratorPerfect27

    I swear officer, I was just helping him up!! On God, Officer, on God!!!!

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  • 1 points healersheal

    Typical

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  • 1 points Unique_Will_865

    Thank god they were not horny. They could have fucked the poor Man too

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  • 1 points KingofYeet00

    Welp, I've never expected this to blow up so fast. I would've never been so late to the party if the mall ninjas from the subreddit haven't silenced me for 6 days. Apparently my other post would've stirred up a voilent storm god forbid but fat chance of that ever happening. I think they're just afraid of getting a spanking from daddy spaz so they turned this subreddit into a safe space for them to feel comfortable for themselves. Anyways, I hope everyone here has a happy Thanksgiving and keep on showing the world the assholes of society.

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  • 1 points FullLeadership9

    Cant even wear his jeans.

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  • 1 points Capital_Impact2476

    Usual suspects

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  • 1 points treefr-oh

    Typical

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  • 1 points Responsible-Map-4204

    “The spoils of war” ahh 🤣

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  • 1 points Artistic-Astronaut69

    I’ve never been so satisfied to hear sirens

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