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Im guessing here but he’s a young, fit looking male unconscious in a parking lot. Of my top 3 guesses why this is the case: 1 is drugs, 2 is he’s been knocked out in a fight and, 3 is that he was hit by a car.
Of those 3; I think a fight resulting in him being knocked out is most likely. His clothes look clean and not cheap so drugs seem unlikely although who knows with fent around these days. Being in a parking lot also makes it less likely that he was hit at speed by a car unless a car was used as a weapon in a fight.
Doesn’t that turn of phrase mean that he allowed his money to be stolen? I could be wrong but I thought “slipping” was letting your guard down and “bag” can mean money
Coming from someone who spend nearly $120,000 a year supporting my own fentanyl addiction, i can assure you there are nicly dressed drug addicts, and poorly dressed. also depends where you go. not all unkept people are drug addicts either. What i can say with the upmost confidence is that, addiction is the fucking devil. it will make you do things you never thought possible. in my darkest moments, if i thought i could have sold my own mother blood for money, i would have drained her body in a day.
Internal brain hemorrhage has entered the chat. Falling backwards onto concrete can kill you and a lot of the time, that’s better than surviving it imo
The context is the video and his post. Knowing or not knowing the commenter is irrelevant. But honestly, I don't really care. I was just slightly intrigued in the moment and replied while on break and forgot that I even did so by the time I got home lol. I wouldn't have known I was getting downvoted if you hadn't pointed it out, since reddit votes are inherently meaningless and I don't give them much thought.
No, I just genuinely don't care. Ever make a comment while you're looking at your phone while dropping a streamer? It's the equivalent of that, except I was at work lol.
I mean, good for you! Downvotes definitely don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things. But one question, why was the italics for “you” important to your reply? It sounded like you were calling the original person out for some reason.
“Here in the urban paradise of Crenshaw.. a congregation of African American Street Crabs scuttle for an easy meal. A freshly mugged man on the way to his dealer, now down to his final breaths. A common site during the dry season.”
We don't quite yet live in a full on surveillance state. Police have to operate based on what the community reports. Hood cops don't care because when a crime happens in a well lit area in full view of several people, there are no witnesses and not even a complaining victim. How much effort would you put into solving a crime that apparently didn't happen?
I gave a cop the exact location of my stolen vehicle. The guy that stole it was at McDonald's using my card he stole from my wallet to eat a sausage biscuit and the cops didn't care. They tried to give me a DUI when I almost died in an accident and I was 100% sober. Cops can straight fuck right off. They're parasites.
Welp, I've never expected this to blow up so fast. I would've never been so late to the party if the mall ninjas from the subreddit haven't silenced me for 6 days. Apparently my other post would've stirred up a voilent storm god forbid but fat chance of that ever happening. I think they're just afraid of getting a spanking from daddy spaz so they turned this subreddit into a safe space for them to feel comfortable for themselves. Anyways, I hope everyone here has a happy Thanksgiving and keep on showing the world the assholes of society.
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Tf happens to him?
Im guessing here but he’s a young, fit looking male unconscious in a parking lot. Of my top 3 guesses why this is the case: 1 is drugs, 2 is he’s been knocked out in a fight and, 3 is that he was hit by a car.
Of those 3; I think a fight resulting in him being knocked out is most likely. His clothes look clean and not cheap so drugs seem unlikely although who knows with fent around these days. Being in a parking lot also makes it less likely that he was hit at speed by a car unless a car was used as a weapon in a fight.
Idk man, I’m blazed
Option 4? Hes dead?
That’s an outcome, not a reason why he’s there. Hopefully he recovers. Man doesn’t deserve to lose his abilities over a disagreement
For sure.
If only it were any of those 3 options. The guy recording says, "he slipped on that bag."
Nothing like your neighbors/community looking out for you during a medical emergency.
To be KO'd for that long from slipping makes me think it was quite the fall if that's what happened.
Doesn’t that turn of phrase mean that he allowed his money to be stolen? I could be wrong but I thought “slipping” was letting your guard down and “bag” can mean money
Comments like this let me know there’s no way we’ve translate the hieroglyphs correctly lmao
I’m just saying, could be literal, could be metaphorical. I’m not really in a position to say for sure
Yh just as sure as we are of heiroglyphs that were written thousands of yrs ago
This is it. Count was short. He got KOd
I thought the same lol
This is correct.
For a man named detective Jim, youre lacking in detectiving. He didnt slip and fall. He got knocked out, which is why the cameras on him.
Oh yeah? Please tell me how you know this lmfao
Well for one slipped on that bag is an expression not a literal observation
Obvious troll is obvious. Or you're not Detective Jim, you're Neckbeard Ned.
I gave my top 3. Of course there are a many ways he could have ended up this way. I’m not his lawyer or anything so I’m just speculating
Thought he said he took that bat
addiction does not care wether you are rich or poor.
True, however people in active addiction tend to have less well kept clothes. Like I say, I’m guessing
Coming from someone who spend nearly $120,000 a year supporting my own fentanyl addiction, i can assure you there are nicly dressed drug addicts, and poorly dressed. also depends where you go. not all unkept people are drug addicts either. What i can say with the upmost confidence is that, addiction is the fucking devil. it will make you do things you never thought possible. in my darkest moments, if i thought i could have sold my own mother blood for money, i would have drained her body in a day.
Good work. Bake him away toys.
"Lookj at the big brain on Brad"
Damn good analysis
Thanks, that’s unusual for me but every now and again my brain does useful things
Well I don’t see no blood so that’s good.
“It’s ok guys! The doctor said it’s internal bleeding. That’s where the blood is supposed to be!”
99!!!!
Nonsense m’lady
Internal brain hemorrhage has entered the chat. Falling backwards onto concrete can kill you and a lot of the time, that’s better than surviving it imo
I'm thinking dude got in a fight or jumped while intoxicated, hence why he may be unconscious for a longer period of time.
See this is good deductive reasoning saw a situation came up with 3 reasonable conclusion. No one delusion of grandeur
I was thinking hit buy a car. Just because his right foot is turned in a weird way.
Pretty sure dude says he took that bat.... Going with jumped for some reason...
Also what bag man!?
Me too I think its a knockout from tbe guy who yelled " bitch wanna talk shit" hope so anywuas for his ass
3/4 in the gentleman recording say, "He slipped on that bag."
Which, if that's the case, makes this even more effed up lol
Is that slang or did he litteraly slip on a bag? I’m to German for that
"Bag" is street slang for banana
He didnt literally slip on a bag. Thats some Hollywood shit. He got knocked out and robbed
too
Parasites.
Ooh, this'll be fun... I agree that they're parasites, but why do you say they are? 😂😂
Because they feed on other people? You know, the definition of a parasite?
Do you know the commenter? This seems really weird out of context and probably why you've been downvoted.
The context is the video and his post. Knowing or not knowing the commenter is irrelevant. But honestly, I don't really care. I was just slightly intrigued in the moment and replied while on break and forgot that I even did so by the time I got home lol. I wouldn't have known I was getting downvoted if you hadn't pointed it out, since reddit votes are inherently meaningless and I don't give them much thought.
"oh this'll be fun" turned into "lol I don't really care anyway I was on break and forgot lol" really fast.
You think 6 hours is fast? lol
I mean from one comment to the next. 1 comment was all it took to completely change your attitude.
Ofcourse you know all this and are just trying to be a bell end.
No, I just genuinely don't care. Ever make a comment while you're looking at your phone while dropping a streamer? It's the equivalent of that, except I was at work lol.
If I do, I generally don't exclaim how fun it'll be like I'm looking forward to their reply.
Well I was looking forward to it, but then my break ended and I went back to real life lol
I mean, good for you! Downvotes definitely don’t mean anything in the grand scheme of things. But one question, why was the italics for “you” important to your reply? It sounded like you were calling the original person out for some reason.
Remind me not to slip on any bags(?)so mfs don't run my pockets.
Hell, take my stuff, but in exchange, call an ambulance for me at the very least.
"Run my pockets" made me cackle. Thanks for the laugh! 😂
Strong sense of community there
Good Samaritans
Leeches, reminds me of all the pick pockets in Europe, fuckin losers, no respect for others
ATTENZIONE PEEKPOCKET!
Depends on where in europe tbh. It's usually east eu foreigners in big cities.
"We outside"
Nice! Getting his watch shined up for him! He will be so excited when he wakes up
Can someone seriously explain the culture of your pants around your cock? I am so confused by this fashion.
It's to let the homies easy access to the back
Too stupid to figure out how a belt works?
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Certain parts of town you really don't want to pass out in or have any kind of medical emergency
Homie forgot to get dude's belt.
Vultures
Who edits all the videos? None ever tell the story or play the endings.
I'm shocked!
Bum ass mfs!!!
Why did they stop filming
Woop woop woop
They got scared by the sirens. Lmao
They're just checking his vitals. God bless those medical professionals.
Well well well
Looking like the hood version of RDR2!!!
Tsk tsk tsk..
“Here in the urban paradise of Crenshaw.. a congregation of African American Street Crabs scuttle for an easy meal. A freshly mugged man on the way to his dealer, now down to his final breaths. A common site during the dry season.”
Disgusting. We need some serious punishment. Lock ‘em up!
Naturally…
Now they going to jail for robbery on top of whatever they did to homie when the first thing people do is pull out their phone
No one's coming after them for shit. Cops in the hood don't give a shit about people dying much less theft.
We don't quite yet live in a full on surveillance state. Police have to operate based on what the community reports. Hood cops don't care because when a crime happens in a well lit area in full view of several people, there are no witnesses and not even a complaining victim. How much effort would you put into solving a crime that apparently didn't happen?
I gave a cop the exact location of my stolen vehicle. The guy that stole it was at McDonald's using my card he stole from my wallet to eat a sausage biscuit and the cops didn't care. They tried to give me a DUI when I almost died in an accident and I was 100% sober. Cops can straight fuck right off. They're parasites.
Utterly disgusting trash
This is what I do after a battle in Skyrim
Guess these guy want the same thing to happen to them, bros are setting a bad example
$300 shoes but trying to steal $5 and a quarter pack of Kools out of some guys pocket
Lmao, they have no respect for each other in the hood 😅
Whomever filmed it is just as bad
Get knocked out and get your pockets run 🤷🏾♂️
Nothing like filming a criminal charge. Surely being an officer in the social media age is easy. They make it very easy.
“Better me than the cops playa” them probably
Shame on those dudes stealing from him
Has a belt but still cant pull up his pants
😂😂 the police siren lol
Dude should have taken his belt...
I like to think they are LARP'ing and they are just looting a defeated orc...
That is a crime
Be ya own people
Fucking barbaric.
That watch was fake anyway
Fucking assholes
America
I swear officer, I was just helping him up!! On God, Officer, on God!!!!
Typical
Thank god they were not horny. They could have fucked the poor Man too
Welp, I've never expected this to blow up so fast. I would've never been so late to the party if the mall ninjas from the subreddit haven't silenced me for 6 days. Apparently my other post would've stirred up a voilent storm god forbid but fat chance of that ever happening. I think they're just afraid of getting a spanking from daddy spaz so they turned this subreddit into a safe space for them to feel comfortable for themselves. Anyways, I hope everyone here has a happy Thanksgiving and keep on showing the world the assholes of society.
Cant even wear his jeans.
Usual suspects
Typical
“The spoils of war” ahh 🤣
I’ve never been so satisfied to hear sirens