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  • All fun and games until someone pulls out a real one

    This is in Houston, he has real consequences of that happening.

    You could have just said the US

    Edit: lol ticked off a lot of people. Y'all know it's true anyway.

    We aren't all gun toting lunatics.

    Some of us are depressed lunatics and can't have a gun.

    I'm depressed and my family has a history of schizophrenia. Thank god I've never had enough money for proper medical care to get diagnosed so I had no problems buyin my Glock.

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    Washed all thenm ugly ass wrinkles out

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    So low income and ghetto is synonymous? I know quite a few ppl that were in low income brackets, but I wouldn’t consider their neighborhoods ghettos. I think a lot of ppl that know absolutely nothing about it, feel somehow qualified to speak on it.

    The more desperate humans are the more dangerous we are. Just like any other animal. Makes sense to me that the more poor a neighborhood is the more you should watch your back.

    I was actually just talking about how dangerous America will become with them shutting down the SNAP program, because hunger drives ppl to do crazy things. The ppl that I knew personally in lower income neighborhoods weren’t starving, they just didn’t have money for newer vehicles, or name brand clothes. I live in the south at the moment though, and it’s different here. There really is no gang violence here, there are no homeless ppl at all where I live, that doesn’t exist in my area. A couple of hours south of here, there is gang violence, and homelessness.

    You mean no homeless people that you have seen, everywhere has homeless people, whether you actually see them is another story

    Umm, no. I mean no homeless ppl. I live in a small southern town. Population of less than 2,000. If there were homeless ppl, I’d know. There are ppl that have moved in with relatives and such, but there are no ppl here that have to sleep outside. I’m sorry that you think that there are homeless ppl everywhere. That’s really not the case.

    I grew up with a single mother and 2 siblings. Poor as could be. I knew someone would say something dumb like that.

    Something dumb like “do you think low income and ghetto are anonymous?” Do you find all questions to be dumb? Or just questions that oppose your views?

    As someone who's family is low income, I am literally a 30 second walk from the ghetto, just saying

    How'd that work out for you?

    Nah. You're just an ignorant troll. Now, that is true.

    Would be a shame, truly a shame

    I see you’re a person of culture! Greatest movie ever!!! I was so in love with Alyssa Milano!!

    For some reason the line "Let out some steam, Bennet." always got stuck in my head. 😂

    I just learned from another sub that his chainmail shirt was actually woven fabric!! I feel like my entire childhood was a lie!!!

    Wait a sec....

    I was also 11-12 years old. She played his daughter.

    Was my first thought. I expected someone to do that. If anyone else gets the same idea please be careful. He was so lucky the traffic wasn’t as bad.

    Like a heat seeker missle

  • Is that a 30 year old and his mom? Sad

    Definition of low life to be doing this shit to pass the time

  • Definitely not the worst thing I've seen on this sub. At least it wasn't filled with piss, liquid shit or vomit.

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    Yeah, that's about what I expected to be given what sub it is because I've seen some truly horrid things that are of the same caliber. There are some vile, hateful people out there

    I grew up watching cky, as i bet a lot of other people did too. . This......is child's play in comparison.

    Who confirmed that? We don't know what the hell was in there.

    Pretty sure it was subway tuna-water

    Oddly specific, speaking from experience?

    Or real bullets!

    You forgot bleach or pepper spray. but yes, this is a wholesome video by the standards of this subreddit.

    Liquid shit, piss and electrolytes. It's what redditors crave!

    Honestly. Just water. Kinda wholesome. Would rather see this than actual drive bys.

    It's a crime. There's nothing wholesome about assault.

    This would technically be categorized under battery, if anything.

    As usual, it 100% depends what state you are in. Some states have no such thing as battery. Some have a single thing called "assault&battery". And some have the classic separate charges of assault for the swing and another called battery for connecting the punch.

  • Thats fun until someone thinks its an acid attack and smokes them

    Acid attack? That doesn't look like the UK.

    Motherfucker are you trying to gatekeep illegal drugs?

  • can this net you a felony in some states?

    It's Houston. Nothing will happen.

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    I’m picturing some cops rolling up and blasting some kids shooting each other with water guns.

  • Idc if its the purest safest water known to man, I wear hearing aids that cost $4100 and they are NOT waterproof, a direct blast to the side of the head like in this video would trash them. People are not content for someone else.

  • What a fucking loser and a creep ontop of it aswell..

  • People just posting their own crimes now

    been like that for awhile

    I love it, I hope tiktok ups the ad cents on views so they'll keep doing it and keep getting arrested. Chase that clout boys, you'll get a nice story to tell in prison.

  • These fucking losers are adults? Not that there's an age where this kind of behavior is excusable, but this is the kind of shit teenagers go around doing. How does someone even get to adulthood and hasn't grown out of this kind of behavior a long time ago?

  • I would hurl the biggest fuckin rock I could find.

  • I have lived in cities that this would get you shot.

    Doing this in any city, small town, or playground in America, can easily get you shot. It's only a matter of time if he keeps doing this.

    This is Houston. Definitely can get shot for it here.

    Are there any legal grounds to self defence here? Like it’s assault and or battery, right? So would somebody legally be able to shoot back without consequences?

  • There's no way I'd assume it's just water.

    Everyone here is talking about acids. Bases are also harmful.

    It also could be a solvent, skin dye, or even a biological attack such as piss or diluted gonorrhea pus.

    It could be an irritant such as peppers or urishoil.

    diluted gonorrhea pus

    Squeeze the Jolly Rancher over a funnel and fill the squirt gun the rest of the way with water.

    Friggin SWEET band name, ngl

    i bet you wash your hands a lot

    ...what's wrong with that

    There's a surprising number of people that think washing your hands is considered a sign of weakness and makes you less manly. Probably because they were told to wash their hands more during the pandemic so they decided to just stop washing them all together and used toxic masculinity to justify it

    Washing my hands right now cause holy fuck🤮

  • I almost instinct downvoted 😭 dumb fuck

  • I’d like one of these squirt guns for fun with my friends and kids, not asshole purposes like this. Anybody know what it is?

    Spyra water gun. It’s on Amazon it’s pretty pricey

    You’re not kidding! $70 seems to be their base model, and they go way above that. Looks like there are knockoffs too but probably inferior to this. Anyway, thanks for the help!

  • Genuine question - if someone thought it was acid or something hazardous and pulled put a real gun, shot the person in the car. What are the odds of them going to prison? Say for example in a place like Houston.

    Pretty confident intentionally throwing any liquid or gas at a person can be considered assault, there's no reasonable assumption to believe the liquid is safe and you could very likely plead self defence anywhere that has stand your ground laws like Huston.

    I know where I live whilst you can't use excessive force to subdue someone that you absolutely can be charged for both assault and battery for throwing liquids at people.

    The act of dispersing liquids at a person would constitute unwanted physical touch, so it would be a basic battery charge. Using something more toxic such as bleach would likely up the charge to aggravated battery.

    I don’t think harassment would fly because it requires an act that makes a person immediately in fear of their life or safety, but actual contact is not needed for harassment. He’s inside a vehicle that’s driving right by, not stopping, there’s no indication that any threat will continue, and you’ll quickly realize that it’s “only water;” thereby making battery a much more appropriate charge that could be brought against him.

    Now, interesting enough, a strong acid probably won’t work in such a delivery device as it will quickly render it unusable. A strong base on the other hand, such as bleach (sodium hypochlorite) could definitely be diluted with water and used, and they IMHO are far more troublesome than acids simply because they will ”melt” skin or break it down into slimy material if strong enough. Even a relatively weak base could cause serious pain or damage to the eyes or mucus membranes.

    He would also likely face a few other charges as they would be more generic misdemeanors that are customary to give when being a disorderly douche like he is. The driver would also likely get a few traffic situations, but she could theoretically get a conspiracy charge to whatever he was doing as she colluded and helped bring the offense to fruition.

    That said, a less lethal device like a Byrna is ideal for a situation like this and easily justified as a defense! A couple well-placed rounds of pepper ball would definitely make them think twice about doing this again! A jury may actually acquit someone that “smokes” him, but I wouldn’t count on it. There would likely be a seriously high bond and that means potentially time in jail while waiting on the court system. The thing is that if you immediately smelled the odor of bleach and subsequently fired to prevent injury to yourself and others, that may actually be a viable defense, but water alone would be a hard sell. State laws and juries also differ greatly and would factor heavily into both the charges and the outcome.

  • feels like 20 years ago someone someone uploaded a video of themselves doing paintball drive-by's causing a cyclist to wreck in the ditch/bushes. nothing new under the sun, at least this guy hopefully doesn't send anyone to the hospital.

  • I guess this is what you do when you are an unemployed 40 year old?

  • Squirt gun drive by

    That's the only thing he can get to squirt

  • I had something similar done to me when I was walking home from school. They didn't use a water gun but water balloons. I thought it was a bit funny and also an asshole move.

    I got worse when I was in middle school, half filled 2 liter of Sprite to my dome. It hurt like hell.

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  • How did he gets him mom to drive him around to do that shit?

    A combined IQ below the amount of gallons that gas tank can hold.

  • This guy is going to get shot.

  • Don’t let me catch you at a red light don’t fucking spray me with shit I don’t know you and I don’t know what the fuck in in that and what your spraying me with df is wrong with mf

  • Good way to get someone to pull their piece on you.

  • This happened at my job one day. Three young men soaked a tech working on the road and took off in a car. The tech chased down the car, smashed the rear window out with a large metal hook. Thankfully, he then thought better and did not continue. Police said it was self defense and the company suspended him. This could have been much worse.

  • I grew up in a bad area. I promise you the second he rolled up slow with the window down it would have been hands in bags and dudes bracing, the second he pulled that thing up and started yellin crazy shit.. 70% of the people woulda drew on him and magdumped without hesitation.

    I know this sucks, I know it a watergun. But times are NOT what they used to be..

  • What makes you think this is funny?

    How would you feel is someone did this to a member of your family? You need to do better!

  • Love this! 🤣🤣🤣

  • Doing this in a Dodge Hornet is crazy work

  • This reminds me of when I was growing up ppl were going shooting paintballs at ppl on the corner or on their porches. Lasted like 2 months before a car doing the pranking got shot up because the guys thought they were actually being shot at.

  • If you sprayed this guy with a water gun he would not be chill about it.

  • These are adults doing this shit, natural consequences would be a real shame here

  • and the wife supports? douches

  • It’s all fun and games, when someone pulls a real gun out

  • Looks like hes had practice his accuracy 🤔🤔

  • Happy Songkran!! 🇹🇭

  • I hope the number of copy cats is under 10,000.

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  • Notice he got his mum or aunt driving his no friends ass around. Cackling like a biytch

  • I was waiting for someone to pull out something made from a high strength polymer

  • THIS IS MY PERSONAL FEELING ON IT :if I was walking in a hot day and this happened to me , especially in the ghetto where everyone is too fucking serious , I’d laugh and appreciate it . But not everyone has a sense of humor and or wants to be hit randomly by water while just walking down the street. I get it .

  • anyone have link to the full clip where they run that yellow and just get PLOWED / t-boned by that cement mixer truck?

  • That is actually assault under the law.

  • This looks like Houston. I’m sure he’s easy to find. That’s a dangerous game he’s playing

  • Its really not that deep but the first clip is weird ngl

  • That shit ain't cool. What if they loaded them with piss?

  • Wow. That is pretty rude.

  • And they wonder why we hate them.

  • Couldn't act right if their lives depended on it...

  • I mean it's stupid but it's only water if it were gasoline or something then it'd be pretty fucked up

  • And you all said I was dumb for carrying throwing rocks in my pockets.

  • Well that's how you get shot

  • Probably water,  but what if bleach or worse? Someone is gonna cap his ass one day.  No charges filed. 

  • Saw this once. Got the license plate and reported the individuals as engaging in terrorist activities. Spraying unknown chemicals on people. It turned into a big thing.

  • This will not end well.

  • My brother was 20 years old at Virgina Beach and accidentally squirted a lady with a water gun. She got the cops involved and he got arrested..

  • guy being called a piece of shit for a harmless prank, being put in the same sub as rapists, racists and assaulters

  • "He was such a kind and funny boy, always playing games"

  • Atleast throw me one so we can have a water gun fight

  • Damn his aim is good

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  • so in usa guns are so easily sold that school shootings are common and yet people like him are not getting shot, I think something is wrong there

  • Annoying at worst. I don’t think this makes him a “TOTAL piece of shit”

  • So I did this in college with a blow horn on drunk people walking home at night… I feel kinda bad now

  • Dude honestly. I dont know why so many people in the comments are up in arms about this... compared to the real thing this is mostly harmless. Ive seen way worse on this sub.

  • We use to do that shyt with fire extinguisher 🧯 filled with water

  • Have we really gotten to the point where a water gun makes someone a POS? What happened to just having fun

  • The classy way to do this is to get out of the car with 2 guns. place one on the ground, run a short distance, and wait for them to pick up the other squirt gun before opening fire. A duel is far better than a drive-by (and more fun).

  • They are evil and all, but his aim is amazing considering they are moving.

  • I’d freak out bc you don’t know what’s being squirted

  • Grown ass adults doing this is pathetic

  • That's assault brotha. Could very well be piss or something worse.

  • The way this guy was talking and acting coupled with the aesthetic - I thought this was Houston - The metro and Pappadeaux's confirmed it

  • find and arrest or heavily fine him then post it.

    we shouldn't be giving these people the time of day.

  • This but with highly corrosive acid

  • I had this happen to me walking home à few years ago. Not be the worst thing. Kinda funny I've your realise you aren't getting jumped by crazy criminals

  • i mean… better than a gun right…?😅

  • This did happen to me i just laughed good vibes tho

  • In the UK, this would be considered harmless fun. 

  • Of all the insufferable pranksters out there, this guy is low on the list of shitty. It’s a dick move but nobody is getting hurt or being traumatized

  • I mean ngl it’s totally shitty but I think a lil funny

  • someone call 4Chan and have this mf stoned to death.

  • I feel terrible that I find this funny.

  • Meh. He will get his, either cops will get him or more likely he will just get shot by someone carrying

  • I mean a small water gun like thoses shitty off rand super soakers are okay. But one of these? I've gotten hit with one and holy shit do they sting from the right distance

  • Tbh if it was a hot day I wouldn’t mind

  • The problem with trying to act crazy is that you’ll eventually run into someone trying to act sane.

  • In the communist country of Canada a lady sprayed a guy with a water gun and was facing up to 5 years in prison

  • Can’t just leave people the hell alone? You don’t know what kind of day somebody is having, even though it’s just water, (of course you wouldn’t know that in the heat of the moment.) I’d still be pissed that some asshat is using me for their stupid content creation, which is nothing more than a fucking drive by squirt gun, I could only imagine if this person caught the wrong guy on a bad day while this was taken place..

    The people do this to record it and now they get to brag about people watching it. Even if a few people sub, it gives them validation and clout because their numbers did something.

  • Well at least it’s better than shooting real guns at random people 🙏 this is in America at the end of the day.

  • We don’t have the trust in this society for others to not put drugs in that water. But to be upset at being sprayed with clean water would be to lose our sense of inner child. That’s why it’s so funny to see somebody actually get mad like the old lady who seemed to be absolutely confounded. She’s had a hard day or a hard life, but the water is not hard.

  • Jesus Christ is it just me or is everybody commenting this post just batshit insane?

    It’s a watergun. It doesn’t even justify you throwing rocks at the dude. Also who in the right mind would load that thing with acid or LSD?

    God forbid a guy goes around doing harmless or mildly inconvenient pranks to randoms. Using a water gun on others isn’t a crime.

    Live a little, people. At least bro isn’t doing it in the MIDDLE of December! Where shit could be freezing and annoying to deal with!

    Cripes, man.

    Exactly the mindset that let's these people thrive.

    To answer who would do that with LSD, the CIA, in the 60s.

    I do agree though, this is pretty low down on the fucked up shit in the modern world list.

  • ☠️☠️☠️ wtf

  • that could be any kind of liquid in that squirt gun.

  • Could of been acid ,he needs a chat with the sheriff

    Could have/could’ve

  • I carry. They would not be laughing. They shoot, I shoot.

    It's water, mate

  • Not defending this behavior but this guy seems to be a local guy driving thru his own neighborhood. He seems to know most, if not all, of these people, which is not uncommon for tight knit black communities. So while his behavior seems menacing the folks he’s spraying know him, and know he’s a prankster. It would be different if he were spraying random strangers somewhere.

  • I would say something I’d like but I’d get banned from here…

  • Pray there's a sequel 🙏

  • Like bro it could have been worse but come on man, atleast do it to people on the beach, these people are fully clothed and have places to be

    Such a brain dead take. How about dont randomly spray anyone you dont know, doesnt matter where just dont do this to random people.

    I don’t care, it’s a dickhead thing to do but it’s not that serious, compared to other shit posted here it’s a 2/10. take your rude hating ass somewhere else than.

  • Dick move. It's not really worthy of this sub, though.

  • That's actually really fuckin funny. In that neighborhood I would say it's better than a drive-by