Aliens thought they could use humans infinite horniness and their seduction tactics as a tool to control their political negotiations. The humans outplayed them by sending hand-picked delegations comprised of gay and lesbian people.

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25 points Yet_One_More_Idiot

So they're trying to seduce us into doing exactly what they want?

Yeah, this tactic couldn't possibly backfire with hilarious consequences at all... *watches the alien ambassadors get seduced by their own seduction attempts being copied by the gay/lesbian human ambassadors* xD

I foresee bard leakage... xD

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9 points thatkindofdoctor

Finally, an anti-bard post.

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14 points stronkzer

Imagine sending a turbo-gay delegation to counter the alien seductresses.

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5 points thatkindofdoctor

But do those turbo gays come online only on high revs, or are they naturally aspirated also l?

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1 points OkRush9563

You think you can out seduce the seducers? Think again.

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