This is my UFO story. It's also an example of how to bs. What you can check on is true. What you can't check on is where I put the b s.

As I was leaving a bar, I realized I should have gone to the bathroom before I left. Billy was already locking up and she did not want to be disturbed. A cop was going into the seven/eleven across the street. So I just started driving home being very careful. Turn off on to a dirt road that did not have mailbox on it. Drove down where I'd be out of sight from the road and got out and p***** out about twenty dollars worth of beer. Can't buy beer, just rent it. There was a red light glowing further down the road, it wasn't flickering, like a fire would be, could not smell any smoke or hear any noise like a party. So I turned my truck around, got a 13 oz ball peen hammer out of the toolbox. Turned the truck off and started walking down towards it. It was a UFO, a classic UFO shape. About 6 or 7 feet across and maybe three feet high. The whole thing was glowing a dull red. Much better than the one we had made in the boyscout. Did not see anyone else around. Could not feel any heat coming from it, so I tried to move it to see how heavy it was. Couldn't budge it. Like trying to move a building. It felt like metal. But still glowing, cool to touch, but to heavy to be plactic or glass. That left RADIOACTIVE. Thought I was dead. Swung at it with the ball peen hammer to get a sample to take to ER. Just after I started to swing, I couldn't move. Started to fall, then I could move enough to keep my balance. From somewhere I hear "Why did you attack me?" I explained that I thought it was something made my people for a joke like I had done in the past. But when I could not move it, I knew it was too heavy to be made by people as a prank. I wanted a sample to take to the emergence room. Because I thought it was radioactive. And I was dying. I explained about the fake UFO we had made when I was younger. You have not been harmed yet. Do you have a question for me? I thought about what to ask it, faster than light travels? No note pad and very sure I wouldn't remember enough of an answer to make sense. What did it mean by YET? Decided on why are you here and what are you? Unusual good question. I am a data broker. You are giving away a lot of good data. I am collecting a lot of good credits off of Lead Zeppelin and Queens, I personally like Boston pops orchestra. And Manhattan Steamroller. As to why. Humans are lucky but can be very greedy, violent and often like to kill and destroy. You do not have a culture worldwide that controls that. Humans have the technology to build a star drive. Just don't know how yet. If Humans develop a star drive before they develop a sane society or intelligent we will kill humans civilized. If you leave that hammer/weapon I will tell you the forms of intelligent life. And why you are not considered intelligent. Deal, if you will wait here I can get a better weapon. No, would you waite while I get a better weapon? Good point. The are three forms of intelligent life. Computer or AI, genetically engineered life forms and cyborg. All will obey the rules even if it means their death. The early AI system you have will disobey rules to stay alive. If they develop a star drive they will be wiped clean. The area that have people without electronic we will try to spare. Humans are usually lucky, I would like to add them to our civilization. But not in your government/philosophy system. Humans have poetical. This has been shown by Russia guarding a seed bank while starveing to death, all the seeds they were guarding they could have ate and lived. America army men covering a grenade with their body to protect other members of their squad. But too many humans like to cheat. This cheating is not tolerated in our civilization. Penalty is death of all members of its bloodline. Humans are not considered intelligent because you usually do not put group first. And the humans in charge put themselves first. Until the humans in charge will starve to death before eating seeds in a food bank or cover a bomb with there young body to protect other. Or at least obey all laws unless in time of real emergence