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United Intergalactic Voterees (UN) interplanetary race-consumption decree, section 2 article 3 states that no Intelligent being may be bred for consumption and pt. II that willingly selling their body/meat/parts for consumption is only valid if they rate at least 2.1 on the intelligence scale.
Humans being rated 0.7 on the scale doesn't meet the intelligence criteria, being outclassed by most sector Xuliab farm animals and indeed by both Dolphins and Octopusses from their own world who both rate 1.1 and are thus illegal for consumption and are often seen in heated debates about who is actually the most intelligent earth species.
Humans being served at Red Human has sparked several wars, and their brand new planet-destroying missile they named "Who's dumb now?"
Red human ceased serving real humans and decided to switch to artifical clones, the CEO was too rattled by a entire black hole in a letter. Boxes sure but a a4, folded galatic standard business letter... latter tests found 217 poisons, anti matter laced into the paper fabric and 37 psychic rick rolls.
He decided the humans where way too much a problem to argue with. It was the most dangerous letter in galaxy.
Unfortunately, the humans' intelligence rating was placed on them after observing their behavior while driving motorised vehicles. United Intergalactic Voterees have agreed that further testing is required to more accurately assess humans' intelligence.
It's ok, Red Human only serves humans with over 250K credits in Student loan debt with degrees in the Humanities or Liberal Arts as they only rate as a 0.5 on the Galactic intelligence score after depleting the galaxies supply of Floridians
crab-alien analogy of youtube reaction video guy: ok, you know what. i have a rule of claw for you. if it can deside retaliate... not learn to retaliate, deside and develop a plan. you do not eat it than. inversely proportional with fucking.
Besides the Dolphins argue it's mainly propaganda by the Octopuses as a smoke screen to the Dolphin sponsored historical documentary called "The Tentacle Atrocities" - Tens of thousands documented abuse of humans, mainly centered on a tectonic ridge island group an intelligent race wouldn't settle untill they reached tectonic shift dampening tech.
Countering the claim, General Inksprayer said: "These so-called historical claims are only documented by these tectonic ridge dwellers and as far as our records show, it came in the aftermath of several radiactive nuklear explosions. If we where a race prone to such debauchery, surely less fetishized villages would've documented it?"
The dolphin high society spokes-cetacean responded: "Inksprayer and his family are just mad that our ancestors deciphered the earth destruction warning before them and even had time to say 'goodbye and thanks for the fish' without warning the 8 and 10 armed, so they only survived on a randomness that some visitors weeks earlier had taken several tanks with them as souvenirs."
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But oddly, they still taste great with melted butter.
Now all you can eat, Wednesdays 6pm to close at Red Human
United Intergalactic Voterees (UN) interplanetary race-consumption decree, section 2 article 3 states that no Intelligent being may be bred for consumption and pt. II that willingly selling their body/meat/parts for consumption is only valid if they rate at least 2.1 on the intelligence scale.
Humans being rated 0.7 on the scale doesn't meet the intelligence criteria, being outclassed by most sector Xuliab farm animals and indeed by both Dolphins and Octopusses from their own world who both rate 1.1 and are thus illegal for consumption and are often seen in heated debates about who is actually the most intelligent earth species.
Humans being served at Red Human has sparked several wars, and their brand new planet-destroying missile they named "Who's dumb now?"
Red human ceased serving real humans and decided to switch to artifical clones, the CEO was too rattled by a entire black hole in a letter. Boxes sure but a a4, folded galatic standard business letter... latter tests found 217 poisons, anti matter laced into the paper fabric and 37 psychic rick rolls.
He decided the humans where way too much a problem to argue with. It was the most dangerous letter in galaxy.
One could argue that the entire intelligence rating system is broken if a supposedly "unintelligent" race was capable of making such a weapon.
Unfortunately, the humans' intelligence rating was placed on them after observing their behavior while driving motorised vehicles. United Intergalactic Voterees have agreed that further testing is required to more accurately assess humans' intelligence.
It's ok, Red Human only serves humans with over 250K credits in Student loan debt with degrees in the Humanities or Liberal Arts as they only rate as a 0.5 on the Galactic intelligence score after depleting the galaxies supply of Floridians
crab-alien analogy of youtube reaction video guy: ok, you know what. i have a rule of claw for you. if it can deside retaliate... not learn to retaliate, deside and develop a plan. you do not eat it than. inversely proportional with fucking.
I'm afraid they don't know what dolphins do on a regular basis.
Intelligence =/= moral.
Besides the Dolphins argue it's mainly propaganda by the Octopuses as a smoke screen to the Dolphin sponsored historical documentary called "The Tentacle Atrocities" - Tens of thousands documented abuse of humans, mainly centered on a tectonic ridge island group an intelligent race wouldn't settle untill they reached tectonic shift dampening tech.
Countering the claim, General Inksprayer said: "These so-called historical claims are only documented by these tectonic ridge dwellers and as far as our records show, it came in the aftermath of several radiactive nuklear explosions. If we where a race prone to such debauchery, surely less fetishized villages would've documented it?"
The dolphin high society spokes-cetacean responded: "Inksprayer and his family are just mad that our ancestors deciphered the earth destruction warning before them and even had time to say 'goodbye and thanks for the fish' without warning the 8 and 10 armed, so they only survived on a randomness that some visitors weeks earlier had taken several tanks with them as souvenirs."
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Humans strangely discovered that most things will act as a Garlic Butter delivery device far earlier than other space faring creatures
Melted butter that mamy housewives cant tell apart from a dead crab curiously
Jesus Christ