I am completely desperate and about to be homeless. Help me by commenting suggestions on how I can get help and I’ll only respond with reasons why that won’t work. Please just give me moneys. If it’s food, shelter, and clothing I will not accept it. Thanks and god bless.
Initially read as “Looking for free handjobs in Houston”, but turns out no, I can’t help you. Sorry 😞
where can this offer be located? asking for a friend of course.
Guys please comment more suggestions. None of these are good ones. I refuse to change anything in my life.
Visa gift cards are more than welcome
Free handjobs can be found @ the sponsor of this subreddit.
Do you accept Torchy's gift cards?
They're always looking to hire men for ballcrushing porn. Good luck.
This is exactly why OF was invented. Put a camera on your side of the glory hole.
I need a charger for my camera. My eight dogs ate the last one. Had a butthole cam set up
Start your own glory hole business
Can’t do that. I already have one. I have 8 dogs I need to care for
Put them dogs to work 👍
Dog glory hole. Finally a real solution to my crisis!
if you walk outside without gloves, you will have two free hands out
buddy if you are that desperate just steal a little from your Mother. if she catches you, she will forgive you.
I’d hit up the folks on NextDoor.
Break new ground there, for sure.
Eat your dogs and film it for money
My dogs help me out with the glory hole when my tongue cramps
Guys in the r/houstoncirclejerk asking for free handjobs. Let me tell you something, buddy. Back in my day we had to work for our handjobs. And were proud to do it. Fuck a bunch of free
What?....
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Have you tried getting a job?
That would be a great idea if I didn’t have eight dogs and a glory hole to take care of
You need to let go of those dogs so you can do better for yourself. Don't drag them down with you.
The dogs are how he makes money in the glory hole business you wouldn’t get it
Do the dogs use the glory hole?
The dogs are the glory hole..
Fuck
Jail offer free housing and food and also have exercising time!
Start a cult
Can’t I have 8 dogs one of which has seizures and requires medication delivered every two hours
8 dogs is basically a cult.
Or a church
Free haircuts in the cult
Let me tell you, in my experience, it’s far better to be the leader of a cult than just a follower.
Where do I sign??
Same. I just paid the note on my BMW lease and now I’m desperate for food and shelter. DM me for my cashapp.
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You have to be a millonaire to qualify for government handouts in Texas
Same.
Except *handjobs.
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Don't forget to look at the carnival ride before you get on little Johnny. It appears you came in here and jerked all over the place like you're living it up in California on "It's a small world" at Disneyland.
Unfortunately this is actually Astroworld so not only is your mess unsightly, it's not even on topic. We're going to hose you down and if this happens again you'll get kicked out of the park and have to collect call your parents on the payphone to come pick you up.
Have you tried unplugging it, and plugging it back in again?
https://www.findhelp.org/
https://www.searchhomeless.org/services/
Bathe in the fountains near Main St. and charge for allowing people to bask in your glory.
Free handjobs can be received from the r / houston mods
Definitely a scam post, cause ain't no way 😂
There's no such thing as a free hand job, buddy.
have you tried seeking out the hardcore scene in houston? you definitely won't get any handouts but you'll at least be surrounded by people just like you!
Start a non profit animal shelter. Seems you’re halfway there already.
A church ask for financial help they usually will do it
I hear that megachurch in the old Summit building is very welcoming to the poor and downtrodden. And may even throw in a handjob.
Use that mouth then.
Have you thought about trading sexual favors for fentanyl? That way you’ll have what you need to no longer care about this kind of stress.
Become a right-wing grifter
It pays more than being a cashier
If you see Melissa behind the stop and go she gives out “handouts”
Lmfao good luck asking Texans for anything. They are too busy giving their lives and finances to corporate CEO’s who are already rich like soon to be TRILLIONAIRE Elon Musk!
Only money, oh this definitely a Scam, someone desperately in need accepts all help.. not jus money
Sell your puppies blood.
Have you actually ever been desperate and on the verge of homelessness? I'm guessing not.
Can’t do that. I am self employed at Torchey’s glory holes. My knees stop working and I lie on the bathroom floor to sleep
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I didn't know there was a fee.