What a steal!

Honestly, I’m

1711 points ComfortableMission6

https://preview.redd.it/zuzq5n9gtmof1.jpeg?width=940&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a0581917be3f01e48e277c308d2ef7fccf76398

This should be the new logo for this sub

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369 points Flashy-Cookie854

Second

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540 points Jackattack111888

ALL IN FAVOR…

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240 points monmomoy

https://preview.redd.it/3sp9k9texmof1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f3b8059d44644949dd92394324eac854a0a129

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90 points monmomoy

https://preview.redd.it/x3wehhdixmof1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f382b46b6861f56df6f4388ddd5380f254409e04

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48 points LaydeeRaxx

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9 points [deleted]

I

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200 points bilingual_bisexual

Guys what do you think

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207 points bilingual_bisexual

u/comfortablemission6 your wish has been granted

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159 points ComfortableMission6

I’m speechless.

Here is a sampling for you, my favorite Reddit mod 🌱

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48 points larrdiedah

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5 points IdoltTheIdot

My first time to this subreddit and this comment thread alone was probably the best thing I’ve seen on this website 😂

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12 points Down2EatPossum

This made my day

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64 points Jeramy_Jones

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34 points ComfortableMission6

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21 points Betty-Golb

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31 points larrdiedah

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23 points sharakus

mods pls

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16 points SupermarketOld1567

i have never wished i had money to gift anyone more than now 🥇🏅🏆👑 please accept the gifts of the poor

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5 points Mammoth-Bat-844

I got you boo

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4 points CorvineAftermath

omg they actually did it i didn't see that until now lol

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6 points maple_crowtoast

This update makes me so happy 😂

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3 points Moistfulll

Yes please

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221 points Unfair_Shallot_4278

They must be friends with the person who put the crystals in their cactus.

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28 points lostveggie

crystal cacti i love that band

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8 points thatSeveryonedraws

Heard that one guy was a real prick though. Ba dum sss

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6 points Responsible_Shoe8824

I thought the same thing

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2 points Labralite

I'm sorry what

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4 points Unfair_Shallot_4278

https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplantscirclejerk/s/uvP6BKFONg

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8 points chocobearv93

What in the fuck is happening

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136 points Tractor_Goth

https://preview.redd.it/97ugd2or8nof1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9e0ad3e2e783454af3728b3e5a6f0bbb791b8d

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7 points just4cat

LMAO

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242 points herzel3id

why would anyone ever want a texas cactus

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144 points Jackattack111888

CAN WE SAY PLANTS FROM TEXAS ARE DUMB??

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24 points [deleted]

Can we say SHOOOOES from Texas are dumb?!

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15 points Vendetta17_

I'm so glad I understood that reference

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5 points Jackattack111888

I’m pleasantly surprised at how many other people do too

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7 points SnooFoxes1943

:( but prickly pears are awesome

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30 points liziamnot

The Texas plant is the most Texas thing I have ever seen.

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4 points mswaggg

I, a native Texan, do not condone the abuse of such biologically living organisms.

With that being said, yes, I can see this being sold as a “specialty item” at Kroger

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13 points yeetusthefeetus13

Abuse of a defenseless living thing. Yyyyyep

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8 points lemonlime_slime

Have you met a Texan! Lmao

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60 points One-plankton-

Just stick some crystals in there, it’ll be fine!

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2 points Seriously-Worms

Make sure they are fully charged first. If the right spirt didn’t charge it then the crystal will suck the life out of it even more! Can’t have a half dead cactus running a muck all over TX!

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96 points Milch_und_Paprika

Wow the fenestration in those cacti look just like real shapes. Nature is beautiful 🤩

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69 points Kindly-Ad3344

I'm convinced that whoever is painting and defacing these cacti have some kind of villain origin story where a cactus killed their parents or something.

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11 points rennbrig

They need to be careful - they might attract the attention of the cactus cowboy

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3 points EclecticInnovator

Looks like a cookie cutter villain to me...

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59 points Expensive_Ad_5692

Honestly, I would pay $5 for the first pic. I’ve been in a horrific headspace and I can’t look at it without smiling.

(Not condoning hacking shapes into any cacti)

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24 points Electronic_Star_8940

Will these actually live

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6 points yooooooUCD

Yeah they’ll be fine lol

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22 points JavlaTjej

From Sweden, do not know the shapes of American states. Still, I just knew it was Texas..

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4 points RedSparrow1971

Just as you know that when you see something utterly fukked up happening in American news? Probably a Florida Man did it 🤣

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3 points JavlaTjej

That would have been my next guess ^ ^

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23 points smolhippie

Fun, humorous and healthy plants….

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27 points Jackattack111888

At least they were healthy

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6 points DysphoricBeNightmare

Fuck my broken oozing heart 🫠

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3 points Unfair_Shallot_4278

https://www.reddit.com/r/houseplantscirclejerk/s/uvP6BKFONg

Don't look at this one then....

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3 points DysphoricBeNightmare

I absolutely will not

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1 points brainsdiluting

I feel like these are pretty commonly sold in Germany in the winter

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1 points RedSparrow1971

At least that’s superficial and when I get the winter blues? I’m totally doing that (but I’m adding little hats)

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6 points Mabs-J

Dude hes just a lil guy

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9 points Avian-Paparazzi

r/redditsniper

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1 points Responsible_Shoe8824

Oop

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3 points later-g8r

Savage!

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3 points kajerone

OF COURSE IT IS TEXAS

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2 points Junipex

Fenestrated cactus 🤣

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1 points RedSparrow1971

The exclamation point is what really sells it

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1 points Lots_of_frog

I saw this in my dream last night

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1 points DysphoricBeNightmare

I mean, Texas, smh 🤦🏼‍♀️

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