As you all know we’ve recently had a few mod challenges where we’ve had to implement new rules that are getting more and more specific. The subreddit has also grown a lot more than we ever expected. Reddit has just become too much for us to handle, our little team of four is incredibly overwhelmed. We’ve decided as a team that we will be shutting down the subreddit.

Best wishes to everyone, we will be removing all users and deleting the subreddit at 420 pm on 6/9.

Thank you.

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April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

1 points Plants_books_dogs

Gotcha, jerks. 😉😚 Love you!!

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622 points Bloorajah

Have you tried applying neem to the sub

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124 points HighContrastRainbow

Diatomaceous earth.

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76 points plantperson134

Cinnamon

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53 points dreamy_25

Don't forget the castile soap

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41 points [deleted]

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36 points dreamy_25

penestration??? right in front of my salad??

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19 points HighContrastRainbow

Mist twice a day for max penestration.

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3 points 2_wild

Diatomaceous earth cinnamon challenge

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18 points BlaqueBarbie

Ground egg shells for sure

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3 points not-a-cryptid

Banana peeeeels

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9 points MiddayMercenary

April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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322 points FrolleinBromfiets

Still wondering if this is a late April fools, also with the 420 as a shut down time 😅

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179 points vaginated_pp

Like all good jerks you never know if it's real or not. At least we have it for another two months 😭

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55 points Bloorajah

Does it matter? I only purchase plants that were karmically negative individuals in past lives so they must continue to suffer with or without the great advice of this sub helping my judgement.

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47 points adogandponyshow

And on 6/9. 🙄

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37 points vaginated_pp

At least they're on top of this...or under it

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12 points sweetpotato_latte

Half and half!

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1 points MissCrayCray

At 420!

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14 points 3rdworldjesus

Probably some kind of vagination

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4 points MiddayMercenary

April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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7 points Azilehteb

69 420

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2 points KiloJools

Same, I am holding my breath a little I think.

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2 points knewleefe

I agree although it's already the 3rd of April, they're pushing it a bit 😆

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3 points Katerina_VonCat

Still the 2nd where I am lol

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3 points bilingual_bisexual

P sure all the mods are on the FREEDOM™️ times zones

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138 points fernandfeather

We’re sorry for all the vagination ☹️

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131 points [deleted]

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15 points Etianen7

propergate

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2 points -Chickens-

Imprognate*

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261 points beepboop8525

April fools on April 2 is the ultimate April fools

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15 points MiddayMercenary

April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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107 points [deleted]

I was fenestrating, but this news is going to make me defenestrate.

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39 points GlitteringTurd

Just vaginate, it's easier

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26 points [deleted]

One cannot simply vaginate under these dire circumstances!

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17 points GlitteringTurd

I'm so sorry, my only advice would be to sit in a dark corner with no natural light and not drink anything for at least two weeks, then see how you feel

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2 points NoSleepschedule

Eat a spoon full of cinnamona and reduce your lighting. You'll either vaginate or choke on the mouthful of cinnamon!:D

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5 points plantas-sonrientes

Don’t defenestrate! You might be an invasive species!

Also if you defenestrate, you’re technically no longer a houseplant, you should go to r/gardening.

Maybe instead, try chop and prop? Think French Revolution. Might need someone else to prop.

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71 points NondenominationalLog

Like any good cj sub, the biggest shit-posters of all are the damn mods 😂 lmao love y’all this sub is unhinged

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4 points MiddayMercenary

April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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38 points hit_the_bwall

Might as well be pissing in our plants.

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18 points 2_wild

Oh we have been

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6 points [deleted]

The news has upset me so much that I took a fat piss in my african violet.

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5 points Plants_books_dogs

You don’t normally?

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4 points hit_the_bwall

Yeah but I don't allow other people's piss, I get jealous.

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63 points CalligrapherGreat618

So we can start with the feets pics again !?!?🥹

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26 points bilingual_bisexual

If we do that I’m actually going to shut down the sub

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31 points Plants_books_dogs

Idk if I could do that again 😫🤣

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4 points tinnyheron

🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 （potaTOES）

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58 points Trini1113

Wait, this sub has mods?

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21 points 2_wild

No

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32 points sharkweeak

Is….is this a joke? 😭

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20 points luckybarrel

420 on 6/9, it's clear, mods were prolly sleeping on April 1

If they do delete it, we still have months of jerking to do before that happens - untily July/September depending on how you read dates

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12 points bilingual_bisexual

Sleeping produces the best vagination

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6 points -garlic-thot-

I still don’t know lol

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2 points MiddayMercenary

April fool’s? ⁉️ Only for April 1st? ⁉️ That’s a weak mindset. Thats low performance 📉👎👎 I am a fool every day 🗓️ The grind 🔥💪💪💪📈 never stops ❌⛔️ I am in it for the long run ♾️🏃‍♀️🏃 No quitter mindset here 🚫🔝 🏆

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16 points plumbus_luvr

Have you tried watering with 0.698 cups every 1.374 hours??? Also neem oil.

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4 points thelittlestdog23

No. Water with an ice cube.

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1 points plantsandstufff

Nah, use 3.82738 ice cubes once every 53 mins and 12 seconds

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13 points Important_Shower_420

What will I do with all of this vagination?!?!

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11 points emma_kayte

Pp?

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11 points mikesell123

How will I ever get my penestration and vagination fixes now?? 😭😭😭

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35 points plantsandstufff

This subreddit is/was my light. Please don't delete it, I'll get etiolation 😔

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3 points icedragon9791

LOL

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7 points Fantalia

in germany its already the evening of the 2nd april so idk here

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8 points IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

Shirley you’re joking

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8 points bilingual_bisexual

Don’t call me Shirley

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7 points Campiana

ID please (now) for other CJ subs, preferably ones that don’t require light.

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7 points crying2emoji5

Meta

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6 points i_ar_the_rickness

What time zone? This is important I feel. If located in the us will it be 2:20 or 5:20 my time? This is too much jerking around.

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6 points luckybarrel

The pests have won

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5 points reneemergens

but- but…. you guys just need more light! maybe some fertilizer?

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1 points tinnyheron

breastmilk

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6 points Charlietuna987

The good that comes from this is now I have tears for lube tonight 🥹👉🏻👈🏻 🫡

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4 points Plants_books_dogs

OMFG 😭🤣

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20 points KittyKupo

I just got into plants and this sub has been very unintentionally educational for me, and I’ve enjoyed it almost more than the real plant subs. I’ll be sad to see it go 😭

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5 points NoSleepschedule

You learn a lot from watching other people's mistakes!

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4 points KittyKupo

It’s a great list of what not to do 😂

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14 points Arev_Eola

If this is supposed to be an April fools joke, it isn't funny😭

And if its not, thank you for the good work! Why can we not get more mods?

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4 points tinnyheron

mods die with too much penestration and not enough vagination :/ the community hasn't been posting the right ratio. pissing straight neem oil isn't helping, either

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2 points Plants_books_dogs

Someone opened the damn blinds on us.

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6 points Deadeyez

I hope this isn't true because I enjoy having a shitpost environment for plants

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9 points lesandroid

420 pm? Perfect, I’ll celebrate with some of my favorite plant 🍃 (catnip, you sickos)

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4 points thatshotluvsit

can we use roundup to fix this?

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3 points Upleftdown

420 6/9 is killing me

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4 points slipkid

pp

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5 points fireflypoet

April fools, right?

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5 points Koala0803

So we’re just all gonna be left here etiolating?

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1 points Mekoola

Rip

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7 points lulugirl3337

Say ur joking

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3 points ipostunderthisname

IGNORE THE FEET

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3 points Colonial_maureen

Have you tried drowning the sub in milk?

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3 points plantas-sonrientes

Mods - we gotchu! Less fertilizer and less sunshine should control the growth of the sub. Anybody have some thrips handy?

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2 points Mekoola

I have a 5 gallon bucket filled to the brim with thrips. Can barely keep the lid on. I’ll split it four ways and mail it. I’ll cover the shipping. This is tax write off. Everyone wins.

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7 points foreverfuzzyal

Why can't you just get more mods?

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31 points SHOWTIME316

just download more mods! are they stupid?

@mods: i will mod this dumbass sub with u. i am a moderator of a different plant subreddit and my primary form of communication is through satire so i am overqualified for the position

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4 points roxlalonde

laughing because that’s literally my dads date and time of death

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2 points Thick-Pineapple-8727

Lol

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2 points WheelbarrowQueen

but I was finna jerk it some more :(((

https://preview.redd.it/vyb6hrf1nise1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d506d10facaf91d2a9557c0c2d799187648c90a

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2 points if_a_flutterby

Oh my god I GASPED!!!!

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3 points YessiKamiKohai

Piss

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1 points RMyel

Oh fuck, what will this do to my vagination?

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1 points ceciliabee

👎 Your roots are showing

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1 points StingRae_355

Wait until the sub is dry until you try dousing it again

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