I was out yesterday and I told him I wasn’t coming home but I did wind up coming home and my couch was destroyed and my rug and couch had huge wet stains that smelled faintly like pee and he said it was water but it look like somebody had squirt then he changed his story and said it was his cum but that was way too much and too watery. That’s why I guessed condom. Then I found these and thought he had someone over and didn’t have a condom cause we don’t use those so he made his own. Just confused on what the tied up bags of water down baby oil are. He tried to lie and say it’s water but it’s definitely mixed with something my guess baby oil.
Seems like bro was piping the couch. I've seen baggies used plenty of times as a substitute for fucking objects. Usually that or rubber gloves or condoms.