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74 points Skit071

That is OLD!

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8 points jaleach

She just started collecting Social Security.

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56 points Sekshunate

Josies on a vacation far away....

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10 points Artorius__Castus

Come around and talk it over...

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6 points emmysdadforever

So many things that I wanna say…

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9 points WoodenSpoonSurviver

I like my English girls a little bit thinner

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22 points MemphisHobo

what English sounds like to people who don’t speak it

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19 points Radical_Neutral_76

Is that english?

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73 points Large_Tuna101

I’m gonna sit here and record you until you drop ‘cause it’s only a matter of time.

I’m not gonna drop

Drops

In Australian

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9 points Training-Belt-7318

Is this a drop bear?

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8 points morphick

Looks like a drop beer to me.

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6 points Training-Belt-7318

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-18 points zelkrab

Not sure that’s Australian you’re hearing, but you’re otherwise correct

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15 points Altruistic_Poetry382

✅️ Colourbond Fence

✅️ Titan Shed in neighbour's backyard

✅️ XXXX Gold in hand

THIS IS AUSTRALIA

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3 points Technical_Customer_1

It’s obvious it’s Australia because she’s clearly down under.

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7 points [deleted]

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0 points dontipitova9

Clearly SUS

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3 points CrinkleCutBuds

My guess is a north Queenslander , pretty thick accent. Aussies would say he talks like a banana farmer

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1 points ElegantCoach4066

I was wondering as well

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1 points mothzilla

Sounds Irish to me.

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1 points SyrupyMolassesMMM

It actually looks like a Shepherds bush style back yard to me heh, I reckon it could be Aussies in England

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-6 points AwayYam199

I think it's called Chav

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6 points Koelenaam

Australian.

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12 points Aromatic_Fix5370

That last drink made her heavier that's why it broke. /s

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3 points rugid_ron

1 too many gulps

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1 points Pukebox_Fandango

those carbs went directly to her ass

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7 points AwayYam199

Dude called it

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5 points AlwaysFormerlyKnown

She kinda hung in the air like a cartoon

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3 points Lower-Wishbone-3249

He warned her

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3 points SATerp

Her ass wrote a check that her spine couldn't cash.

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2 points Pixelatorxl

I was just waiting for the moment

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2 points Smashjackson06

The noise alone the fall makes is incredible lol

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2 points DadBod5050

Sitting in a place meant only for bird

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2 points RebirthWizard

Spinal damage for sure

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2 points Iamanimite

Did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?

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2 points PsJ90

OUCH

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2 points PavlovsAardvark

Sonlyamattaotoym. Farken Strayn

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1 points SeamusXIV

That lean will be the down fall of you.

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1 points Oregonharfe

The sip was too much 😂😂

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1 points NT4MaximusD

Exceeded weight tolerance

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1 points curiousonethai

Be a shame if she spilled that beer.

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1 points Fireappl3

I saw this for two seconds and knew it was a nope.

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1 points dreevsa

Inevitable

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1 points divergent-itachi

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1 points lukazivadinovic

😄😄😄

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0 points SunkEmuFlock

What was that about an Italian man?

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-1 points blindreefer

Like a sack of dirt

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-6 points chisel-hill

Proof that lager does indeed make you gain weight 😅😅🇬🇧😅😅

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1 points Koelenaam

They're Australian.

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0 points chisel-hill

I'm not ...😆😆😆😆😆

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