HMC while I show these dudes up

263 points NovemberComingFire

We’re ALL trying to find the girl who did this!

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101 points angrytortilla

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19 points Gryphon1171

at this point....someone just needs to call mom

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26 points straya-mate90

Why are you thinking of you mom while watching this? You make me uncomfortable.

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14 points Icy-Variation6614

Wait, his mom or her mom? Very important distinction

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10 points straya-mate90

Don't call her mom unless she was the one who taught her the trick. Never call his mom he would never recover and may miss out on the wildest nights of his life.

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4 points BLAZEISONFIRE006

NOOOO!! NOT THE YOU MOM!!!

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3 points TotalRuler1

that dork wants his mommy, knows he's out of his league

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5 points MarriedTexCouple

https://preview.redd.it/xbi9kqyr1q4g1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d657aa83e7075e5f3aa16085290823bd6f0044

But I think you should leave….. 😉

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3 points Freepi

Plot twist, it’s his sister.

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2 points JonJinn_16

Another Plot twist, that young man, is Albert Einstein…

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2 points UncagedTiger1981

I've spent the last dozen years using every ounce of willpower I possess to not call her when I'm in her city.

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1 points CapitalKing5454

She can certainly swallow

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101 points Pyropete125

That had every weiner's attention.

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14 points codecrodie

Michael Cera had a moment

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6 points Pyropete125

I feel if he had no pants on, his dick would have the same look on its face.

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83 points SeanyDay

And THAT, children, is how I met your mother....

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27 points Icy-Variation6614

"Dad quit showing us weird videos, please?"

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10 points straya-mate90

https://preview.redd.it/tw6d8pzf4v4g1.png?width=245&format=png&auto=webp&s=2efe62eae9a914bedf03df57ab22e0782e7be6fb

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2 points silkysprite

hahah this is the plot twist 😂

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1 points Ok-Bandicoot1529

Lmfao

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50 points thesteelreserve

don't need to fix her. she's got this.

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8 points BoltorSpellweaver

This isn’t an “I can fix her” it’s an “I can make her worse”

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44 points yzrguy2

It's easy to chug when you have a vent open.

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8 points MCE85

And the bottle almost in her stomach

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2 points DizzySample9636

😳

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0 points SofaChillReview

Which vent?

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7 points Im_probably_naked

Her vagina

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29 points instafunkpunk

You can see the exact moment his balls drop

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16 points glostazyx3

No need to save her.

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3 points MarriedTexCouple

I can try….

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2 points True-Molasses-3271

There is no saving her.

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2 points UncagedTiger1981

Don't save her; she don't wanna be saved.

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14 points trollinhard2

Lane Kiffin’s daughter celebrating the news

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11 points Glass-Fan111

She’s a keeper.

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6 points BadCompany_00

Marry her...now

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3 points mekwall

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4 points Vorti

She seems nice.

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3 points Fireappl3

I’m glad she enjoyed herself.

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3 points thatindiandude12

You seeing this shit

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3 points notbythebook101

"...and that's how I knew she was the one."

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3 points TheeFearlessChicken

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3 points PacquiaoFreeHousing

That kids is how I Met Your Mother (after leaving the girl in the video)

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2 points ReFreshing

That's somebody's daughter.

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2 points OpiumDenCat

https://i.redd.it/3zfim9gl2r4g1.gif

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2 points DJSairys

Ya, I'd drink with her

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2 points mainesmatthew01

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1 points WildernessRoad335

Well...damn...

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1 points SilentSlytherin913

Bruh fell in love

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1 points fatdiscokid420

She sure showed us!

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1 points BodybuilderGrouchy16

That's a keeper!!!

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1 points BruceWayneScotting

Blowing ‘Bubbles’ like Michael Jackson

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1 points UnluckyBat4080

I can fix her

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1 points bacchusku2

100% chance her name is Ashley.

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1 points solar_warden86

Forget the streets, she belongs to the frat house

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1 points melt11

I LOVE YOU

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1 points bangarang-crow

That man is in love

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1 points monkeyStinks

Well obviously you gotta put in the work to impress this upstanding young man in the hotdog costume

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1 points Apart_Valuable9100

Those dudes are about to have to show her which way is up.

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1 points MAurele

https://preview.redd.it/4lq6cl5nnt4g1.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=888e3b239aa883618944a24b02d5e74e1cc7a765

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1 points Redditisleftistsnut

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1 points Ok-Bandicoot1529

She ready but hes not

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1 points Common-Dust-3969

Definitely marriage material lol.

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1 points trywegla

Whoa, flexibility goals or just showing off? Impressive either way!

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1 points [deleted]

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1 points Dry_Preparation_4311

Ewww no thanks bro.

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1 points Smart_Variety2262

Wife material right there

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1 points Top-Caregiver7815

Son….run fast and run far.

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1 points Bonk0076

Shits insane

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1 points Joint-Tester

Check in on her in five and see how it went.

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1 points Bill_Nye_1955

Bro can you get your girlfriend outta my house?

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1 points elfinarina

Whoa, plot twist of the century—Einstein's got moves! 😂

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1 points Silver_Session_9787

That’s my future wife

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1 points OhUknowUknowIt

You're hired!

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1 points Few-Serve3238

Yikes

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1 points Zyratis

Haha, she's got that effortless glowaup energy! 🔥

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0 points 818MAC-2010V

👀👀🤦🏽🤣💯✌🏽

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-7 points cinnamon_toastbrunch

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