He will be pan fried
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  • 276 points TheReverseShock

    burnt it smh

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    50 points TunaSub779

    Nah homie he’s just blackened. He is surrounded by a crispy layer of spices but is juicy when you bite in

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    5 points TiaZilda

    I like my grilled pumpkin and other veggies a little bit charred. Adds to the flavour.

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  • 129 points DruishGardener

    He will be scraped off by mom to avoid having to cook something else

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  • 97 points Artarara

    He's BURNT!

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  • 58 points Gato1486

    He will be forgotten about until too late to salvage.

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  • 52 points AbleLingonberry8103

    Overcooked!!!

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  • 40 points sunkistandsudafed3

    He will be char grilled and served on a bed of salad.

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  • 27 points Wise_Geekabus

    Coal

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    15 points piichan14

    The coal that Santa's giving to the ones in his naughty list

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    11 points Jenderflux-ScFi

    Dear Santa, I've been naughty, please send me that particular lump of coal.

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  • 19 points Fearless-Leading-882

    "I just had a few questions about your restaurant." 

    "...it's not kittens." 

    "Ok..." 

    "It's chicken." 

    "Ok." 

    "There's nooothing illegal about serving chicken...like there is with kittens."

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  • 10 points SLAYER_IN_ME

    https://i.redd.it/zlyef4hsp96g1.gif

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  • 9 points Tahmas836

    He will be ordered well done

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  • 9 points Ledinax

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ7jJvYXOcY

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    2 points TiaZilda

    I'll take half a dozen pls

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    2 points Ledinax

    They are all burnt :(

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  • 6 points AardvarkGal

    Oh my god my BFs asleep next to me & I'm shaking the bed laughing, trying to not make any noise.

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  • 4 points ShyArtMusicBat

    THEY BURNED HIM :(((

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  • 10 points ScienceMomCO

    Cajun-style kittens

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  • 3 points HopelessSoup

    He will be burnt :(

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  • 3 points badamtszz

    I’ll take it, especially the burnt one.. 🤣

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  • 2 points LucarioBoricua

    Missing: light gray kitty to represent the poor thing reduced to ashes.

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  • 2 points j0hnan0n

    Gently smak them. Gently!

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  • 1 points Possible_Engine8258

    You dumbass, you burnt it.

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