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May I have a slice?
yes π°
I'll take a butt
Milton will not get a piece of her
Before that candles will be put on her and blown out while a wish is made.
She will be very dark chocolate and taste bitter, yet sweet
She will be sung to and blown at
she thinks that sounds nice
I would like the nose please ππ»ππ»
Consuming her will necessitate and extra shot of insulin.. and will be worth it
She will be smushed by the birthday person's face unwillingly.
no π
I would gently and gladly smush my face into her, thank you
My favorite flavor
Freshly baked and perfectly loafed πΊπ
She will be festooned with edible glitter and real flowers
She will cause hyperactivity amongst the children
yay!!
she will be kept in the fridge until my birthday on Monday!
happy almost birthday!
pre-packaged
noooo!!! please do not the cat. i want it whole!!
Absolutely delicious π
The cutest βslice of lifeβ at your birthday!