its their birthday! whats the ideal gift? (3/3)
  • 25 points -D1g1tal_Gh0st-

    Vox- a new shark

    Val- Probably some high end art supplies? Like gold leaf paint and stuff

    Velvette- a custom made OOAK designer outfit

    Adam- concert tickets?

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  • 23 points OkEye9917

    Vox: A blahaj

    Val: a sex toy

    Vel: a free pass for a trendish spa

    Adam: a new guitar

    https://preview.redd.it/owsd48h8uy7g1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae3c74d71b10e5306454b526be3a64ae32f6fb3

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    8 points StoopyXP

    Why can I see Val using them like fidget toys

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    3 points OkEye9917

    I mean, technically they bring relief, but...

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    2 points Usual_Climate9031

    Oh my god I also said sex toy for Val and a new guitar for adam

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  • 9 points Phantom61953

    Give them all a 5$ Amazon gift card

    https://preview.redd.it/fdwkaeeluy7g1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419d702f4bda1a33235fc919b9baa359d15ba54e

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  • 6 points idk_man472

    Vox: shark plush (shok.wav plush)

    Val: a new OP gun

    Vel: a spa visit

    Adam: the discs lute broke in gravity Or a new guitar

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  • 5 points Kr1ptidus

    Considering how much time my bestie spends on the internet, I'm getting her a lot of merch from her favorite fandom. Something tells me this will more than work

    https://preview.redd.it/10nialpsuy7g1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135ec57443832385ab03f41b930673cb1b2f0f84

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  • 5 points Future-Expression-44

    Adam, a bitching guitar, Vox, a shark, Val, probably some sort of sex toy or a new porn star for him, velvette, supplies for new clothes

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  • 4 points mr-worldwide1234

    Vox: anything sharks. Most likely plushies

    Val: either sex toys or maybe a new gun (that he thinks makes himself look sexier)

    Velvette: probably the latest tech thing to come out, she’s probably the most difficult person to get a gift for though

    Adam: new guitar, albums of his favorite band, stuff like that

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    2 points StoopyXP

    I'd personally take Vel on a trip to a place with a LOVELY view, where she can take endless selfies and coordinate all her outfits with the locations and shit

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    1 points mr-worldwide1234

    That’s genius!

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  • 4 points Moondaeagle

    1.Flimsy

    2.A Pipebomb

    3.Some make up

    4.Ribs

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    2 points N8creates49

    I see we are of the same mind. Make sure to use angelic shrapnel so he stays double dead

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  • 3 points Fine_Thanks6735

    Shark, sex toy, mink shaul

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  • 3 points Yum_Yum_Cookie

    Vox: a body Vel:exotic fabric Val: a lamp Adam:me 🤭🤭🤭

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  • 3 points cheeseman_real

    i'm wrapping my ass in gift wrap and putting a bow on it for adam

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  • 3 points Several-Bee-7865

    ROME

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    2 points Used-Jackfruit-5915

    WASNT

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    1 points StoopyXP

    BUILT

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    2 points Lizardmanreal

    IN A DAY

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    1 points LunaLycan1987

    BUILT

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  • 5 points Flimsy-Hunt-827

    I'm getting my wife a bunch of sharkies

    https://preview.redd.it/y078f6pupy7g1.png?width=1469&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2c34a5da87d7f89bcb1b1b833053731c3d072c6

    u/Vox_TV_V

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    2 points Icy-Mountain-2049

    i knew youd be the first one on this post. somehow the first on all 3 posts

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    3 points Flimsy-Hunt-827

    I just know what he loves

    https://preview.redd.it/23gx16e6qy7g1.jpeg?width=3277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0c59ff066fce4f66bc355cd34115bcb426870a

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    0 points _syndrose_

    STOP he’s such a cutie 😭😭

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  • 2 points Phantom61953

    Give them all a 5$ Amazon gift card

    https://preview.redd.it/fdwkaeeluy7g1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419d702f4bda1a33235fc919b9baa359d15ba54e

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    1 points Massive-Evidence-242

    R/commentmitosis

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  • 2 points AltruisticMilk8469

    a blahaj

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  • 2 points Sea_Attention_7478

    Why is Adam there

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    2 points Icy-Mountain-2049

    wanted to include all the villans

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    3 points Sea_Attention_7478

    Oh ok

    https://preview.redd.it/bc55i1uzyy7g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d950de7768f281cfaea492e8d2aeda72b2152045

    I give them memes

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    2 points StoopyXP

    I know she's not technically a "villain" yet, but, Lute?

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  • 2 points primeirocurioso

    A 40cm dildo

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  • 2 points ShuckU

    I'd give Adam myself!

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  • 2 points The_Robot_founder

    Angelic nuclear explosive that goes off once they open it.

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  • 2 points N8creates49

    Vox: Some new Gizmo to mess with Velvet: New set of sewing scissors Adam: Something guitar related? Valentino: angelic ammo and a new gun that just so happens to shoot backwards

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  • 1 points Usual_Climate9031

    I'd give vox a alastor body pillow, Val a sex toy, velvet a new phone, and Adam a guitar 

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  • 1 points millielovesyu

    Funny thing is they'd all be very happy with birthday sex and I volunteer as a tribute

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  • 1 points scientificbug

    Crack Crack Crack Crack

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  • 1 points PlayfulAlarm320

    Vox- sharks

    Val- sex toys

    Velvette- fashion stuff?

    Adam- new guitar

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  • 1 points EdwardSimpleton

    Radium.

    Every single one deserves

    radium

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  • 1 points MadamMushy

    Vox: a pet shark Val: A new camera or hot outfit? Velvet: New clothing/fabric to make clothing Adam: sex and beer

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  • 1 points KeikoTheMushroom

    Vox: either a shark or an Alastor body pillow

    Val: a nice shot glass set (partially for drinking things, partially for throwing them at walls (or vox) to de-stress)

    Vel: a set of cool fashion tools

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  • 1 points No-Word-4386

    A cute widdle box with a pipebomb in it. (Accept for Adam he gets ribs)

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  • 1 points Visible_Tree2612

    Vox - a copy of Subnautica

    Val - a copy of Saints Row

    Vel - A copy of Hitman

    Adam - a copy of Guitar Hero three.

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  • 1 points Such-Efficiency-2331

    Vox - Blahaj Val - Vibrator or smth  Velvette - New Fabric Adam - extra guitar strings

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  • 1 points Flimsy-Hunt-827

    I'd get him both actual sharks and shark plushies too

    https://preview.redd.it/fvxcsg74sy7g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f4d0862552c2ae789d91bc9a0c1207ecdd2d0bc

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  • 0 points Decent_buffalo2492

    shark

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  • 0 points Southern_Let1878

    Ah, I'm not going to miss this opportunity to give a gift to my friend Flimsy-Hunt's wife, I think... a strong-flavored drink, burnt dice, I like Vox, he talked to me and we had a funny chat.

    https://preview.redd.it/o8klergp5z7g1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3205eba1d59ef65ac6db2cb7e3cce12fde0238

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