Like many others, I've been waiting several weeks for this to turn up, and life has been giving me a bit of a kicking just lately; first my glasses break, then Specsavers keep giving me the runaround about my contact lenses prescription. Urgh. I just really needed a pick-me-up. So you can imagine my excitement when this finally landed on my doormat!
I have to say, she's a lot smaller and lighter than I was expecting her to be, but she still looks sexy which of course is the main reason why I bought her. Haven't plugged her in, because obviously that isn't the point. I mean, why would anyone even want to do that?! Ha! Can you imagine? The value would instantly plummet if I took her jack-cherry! She must remain pure.
Don't bother asking me any questions about her unless you also have one, because I'm better than you now, and I won't lower myself to consort with any non-Chase Bliss L+F owners, and I'm only here to soak up the praise and validation that I don't get from my ugly bitch wife. Urgh, seriously guys, she's the worst. But I definitely still love her though. Lol aren't I funny! Yes I am, because my 3 guy friends at work all say I'm hilarious and could totally be a stand up comedian.
Anyway, I can't wait to spend the next couple of weeks staring adoringly at this gorgeously feminine pedal on my desk, before listing her on Reverb for more than she cost brand new. 😊
/uj not sure if its a joke but this is good advice anyway. For future reference op, specsavers is shit. I used to go to them and they just told me i js had really bad vision and gave me glasses that barely worked.
I actually have a lazy eye and astigmatism. Optometrist also said theres no point using glasses because its too late to actually correct anything - they'd be like reading glasses
So yeah don't be surprised if theyre being useless, that's just specsavers
Like many others, I've been waiting several weeks for this to turn up, and life has been giving me a bit of a kicking just lately; first my glasses break, then Specsavers keep giving me the runaround about my contact lenses prescription. Urgh. I just really needed a pick-me-up. So you can imagine my excitement when this finally landed on my doormat!
I have to say, she's a lot smaller and lighter than I was expecting her to be, but she still looks sexy which of course is the main reason why I bought her. Haven't plugged her in, because obviously that isn't the point. I mean, why would anyone even want to do that?! Ha! Can you imagine? The value would instantly plummet if I took her jack-cherry! She must remain pure.
Don't bother asking me any questions about her unless you also have one, because I'm better than you now, and I won't lower myself to consort with any non-Chase Bliss L+F owners, and I'm only here to soak up the praise and validation that I don't get from my ugly bitch wife. Urgh, seriously guys, she's the worst. But I definitely still love her though. Lol aren't I funny! Yes I am, because my 3 guy friends at work all say I'm hilarious and could totally be a stand up comedian.
Anyway, I can't wait to spend the next couple of weeks staring adoringly at this gorgeously feminine pedal on my desk, before listing her on Reverb for more than she cost brand new. 😊
/uj not sure if its a joke but this is good advice anyway. For future reference op, specsavers is shit. I used to go to them and they just told me i js had really bad vision and gave me glasses that barely worked.
I actually have a lazy eye and astigmatism. Optometrist also said theres no point using glasses because its too late to actually correct anything - they'd be like reading glasses
So yeah don't be surprised if theyre being useless, that's just specsavers