• Like many others, I've been waiting several weeks for this to turn up, and life has been giving me a bit of a kicking just lately; first my glasses break, then Specsavers keep giving me the runaround about my contact lenses prescription. Urgh. I just really needed a pick-me-up. So you can imagine my excitement when this finally landed on my doormat!

    I have to say, she's a lot smaller and lighter than I was expecting her to be, but she still looks sexy which of course is the main reason why I bought her. Haven't plugged her in, because obviously that isn't the point. I mean, why would anyone even want to do that?! Ha! Can you imagine? The value would instantly plummet if I took her jack-cherry! She must remain pure.

    Don't bother asking me any questions about her unless you also have one, because I'm better than you now, and I won't lower myself to consort with any non-Chase Bliss L+F owners, and I'm only here to soak up the praise and validation that I don't get from my ugly bitch wife. Urgh, seriously guys, she's the worst. But I definitely still love her though. Lol aren't I funny! Yes I am, because my 3 guy friends at work all say I'm hilarious and could totally be a stand up comedian.

    Anyway, I can't wait to spend the next couple of weeks staring adoringly at this gorgeously feminine pedal on my desk, before listing her on Reverb for more than she cost brand new. 😊

    /uj not sure if its a joke but this is good advice anyway. For future reference op, specsavers is shit. I used to go to them and they just told me i js had really bad vision and gave me glasses that barely worked.

    I actually have a lazy eye and astigmatism. Optometrist also said theres no point using glasses because its too late to actually correct anything - they'd be like reading glasses

    So yeah don't be surprised if theyre being useless, that's just specsavers