My 3 year olds first divot.
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  • 157 points Thats_absrd

    Okay that’s a fun momento. 

    You should propagate it at home in your yard. 

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    54 points prettymuthafucka

    Grow your own course. Genius

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    7 points player2

    Supers hate this one weird trick

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  • 98 points TCMenace

    He must of loved the shot the way he's walking after it in the background.

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    21 points Omgaspider

    I hope he twirled the club!

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  • 84 points Candymanshook

    Keep it. My parents kept my teeth, my foreskin and my tonsils. My wife’s mom kept a lock of her hair.This is like the least weird parental momento possible lol

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    61 points SBSWrongSpeed

    r/HolUp

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    13 points Candymanshook

    I wish I was kidding dude. Maybe it’s a Canada thing but everyone I know has a weird story about something their parents kept.

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    6 points LepperMessiah56

    It might be northern or super southern thing. One of my best friends moms (Panamanian) showed me and another buddy from our high school group, a binder of some stuff she kept when he was a baby and there was a foreskin taped inside one of the pages. We have never let him forget it. Funny thing was he used to live in Seattle lol

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    3 points Candymanshook

    Yeah it freaked me tf out dude. I was clearing my parents house when they downsized and they had a jar with this shit. My mom just said it never felt right to throw it out. Then I started talking to people about it and I wasn’t alone which made me feel better about it.

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    1 points LepperMessiah56

    Hahaha did it feel weird seeing a piece of your ding dong sitting in a glass jar? You should ask her if you can have it haha

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    1 points Candymanshook

    It in fact was really weird

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    1 points GlickedOut

    Canadian guy here, I can confirm. My mom has my shrivelled-up umbilical cord in my baby book. As well as some of my baby hair.

    Weird Canadian Mom shit I guess lol

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    1 points bvgingy

    My mom kept my casts from broken bones when I was kid. Weirded me tf out when I found them.

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    2 points Candymanshook

    On the bright side did you get to see any fun signatures from your old friends?

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    0 points bvgingy

    Didnt even bother looking tbh.

    Grossed me out too much. Especially after remembering how disgusting the insides were and how bad they smelled lol

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    16 points TCMenace

    https://preview.redd.it/d3aav3l3899g1.png?width=1219&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d453bae4bf1cd6e097d603123526ad910416c4f

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    8 points Fuzzy_Hat1842

    Excuse tf out of me?

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    1 points Candymanshook

    That was me when I found the jar my guy

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    2 points TheMoonMoth

    Sigh .. I've also found this jar. Next to the family dogs testicles....

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    2 points Candymanshook

    You win lol

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    2 points smokebanter

    Your what?

    https://preview.redd.it/xls3j12hb99g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4da3f2fbe44b37b0f0e2dd263494526eafddb463

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    1 points Inevitable-Elk-4162

    My mother kept my first rat tail.

    But yeah…. wtf dude

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    2 points vox_veritas

    Your first one? Does that mean you had multiple rat tails?

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    0 points Candymanshook

    Hahahaa

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    1 points BrainCompetitive9378

    Your what?

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    1 points buckwabbit

    Gosh. Teeth. Yes ok. Rest no. Why and no, it's OK I don't need to know

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    1 points Dime_Bag42

    My mom kept my first girlfriend.. she still locked in her basement..

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  • 8 points TwiceBakedBuckeye

    Congrats, proud father!

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  • 8 points icheinbir

    Love the shot with him walking away in the background!

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    -27 points No-Impact1573

    Ignoring course etiquette, a tale as old as time. It's all to do with parents. OP should have a follow up photo of the wee lad replacing said divot.

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    3 points poostool

    Get over yourself

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    -23 points No-Impact1573

    Yeah, that's the spirit - ignore course rules. We all love to see it.

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    4 points poostool

    Just shut the fuck up. He’s 3.

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    -7 points No-Impact1573

    The father is the problem .

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    3 points poostool

    lol god forbid a father enjoys and shares a moment. You’re insane. Obviously not a parent

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    3 points temujin94

    Still going? Take it you weren't visited by the ghosts then?

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  • 2 points Omgaspider

    All those bunkers are giving me a nervous breakdown considering my miss is usually right and a little long.

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  • 4 points Hour_Succotash7176

    My 3 year old would have ate it.

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  • 1 points BearcatCowboy

    Straight to the trophy case

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  • 1 points DeaconFrost613

    This is wholesome af. Did we keep it?

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  • 1 points Strong_Baseball7368

    Grow it into a desktop turf patch

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  • 0 points iamhoop

    Taking a divot at a synthetic course is pretty tough!

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  • 1 points -JudgeFudge-

    Is that Shortland?

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  • 1 points BlackCoffeeCasual

    More AI slop

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  • 1 points maxmedalgolfblog

    You can use resin to seal it in.

    A gift for growing children.

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  • 1 points Winter-Strategy-4763

    Replace your divots.

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  • 1 points mandesign

    Damn, frame that photo and put the divot in a glass box. Thats such an iconic photo.

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  • 0 points Interesting_Oil6328

    Look at that fuckin beaver pelt. Proud dad moment right there.

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  • 0 points FruitMustache

    Put that in some epoxy! Make a trophy and gift it to him. Itll be a core memory for the rest of his life.

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  • 0 points Red_Fern1

    That's so cool! What a cool moment

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  • 0 points EdwardDiamondNuts

    Frame it

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  • -12 points No-Impact1573

    Now make him repair it. You going to post his first pitch mark on a green without repair??? Do better OP.

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    5 points Quackattackaggie

    I'd make him eat it like a fisherman eating the heart of their first catch

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    1 points NotActuallyFacts

    https://preview.redd.it/ys2iconje99g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a30239dcd1c58ec822450df49b3e2cfe708cac1b

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    -2 points No-Impact1573

    Course etiquette doesn't spare anyone, OP should have taught the wee lad about replacing divots immediately. That's how club golfers learn, by being humiliated at every opportunity.

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