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  • 470 points TwoCentres

    https://preview.redd.it/dan1v99b129g1.png?width=1860&format=png&auto=webp&s=364500d7f71b94af4f75a9fc225b9b35941036fb

    Oh fu-

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    83 points Cold_Statistician970

    https://preview.redd.it/awv4ny9b629g1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1cdb2243941e2a9970799a197960b510e808b22

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    32 points Epicotters

    "Mind if I sit, is that ok with you tone?"

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    6 points chillkill17

    “Did she even really exisht?”

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    3 points DocWally82

    Is it ok, Crown Prince, that I sit?

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    20 points imnotbobvilla

    Brilliant 👌

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  • 157 points Sci3nceMan

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    21 points brownbearks

    I love saying this and then doing the arm cutting motion right before I slice my driver on the 1st hole.

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  • 45 points Academic_Dig_1567

    Macabre but funny as hell.

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  • 159 points Rryon

    I thought he and the rest of the bros wanted to grow the game? What happened?

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    108 points Mcpops1618

    Grew the bank account instead.

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    46 points Academic_Dig_1567

    They wanted to grow the game while playing less golf and spending more time with their families. The landscaper Reed was especially emphatic about that.

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    13 points Bornin1462

    “Landscaper Reed” LOL. Footage of him not improving his lie below

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    1 points Academic_Dig_1567

    Thank goodness someone got it. Was prepared for downvotes.

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    9 points HarveyDentBeliever

    He was one of the ones that wasn't really shy about saying it was about the money, along with HV3 iirc. Another guy whose career went to waste after going off to LIV island.

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    8 points betarhoalphadelta

    Both also had injury issues.

    Brooks was somewhat open about that during the first season of Full Swing. He wasn't sure how competitive he could be, so being offered a big bag o cash when he wasn't sure he could fully recover made it an easy decisions. (FWIW, as I remember it that was also part of Bryson's rationale; I think he was dealing with some injury issues at the time.)

    HV3 had a long interview (Sports Illustrated??) where he talked about growing up poor rather than some privileged country club kid, and that made him value the guaranteed money b/c he knows what it's like to not have money. One LIV contract secured his family's financial future for the long haul. But, he also talked about having some sort of degenerative foot issue, and he likewise wasn't sure how long he could keep it up being competitive on Tour.

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    3 points soyelmocano

    I am not going to blame anyone for taking the payday that comes out and says that they took it.

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    2 points moustachioed_dude

    It’s almost like if you’re really good at something and then lower your standards you won’t be as good anymore. Who had that on their bingo card?

    Who is HV3? 💀 /s

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    3 points Jarich612

    I don't think this really works on Brooks, who won a major after leaving for LIV.

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    1 points moustachioed_dude

    His overall performance in majors has completely tanked outside of two majors in 2023. Missed the cut in 3/4 this year. LIV sucks.

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    2 points Jarich612

    He was top 15 at Oakmont

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    0 points moustachioed_dude

    7 strokes off the lead and tied with lots of other golfers (a few with 0 wins on tour), big woop.

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  • 10 points oldirtyjuanski

    Gooch is gonna crank start the chainsaw

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  • 9 points Honest-Web-604

    Or an interview. Just stay away from the journalists

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  • 4 points mustang19671967

    Brilliant

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  • 2 points djmeloNik777

    chop chop

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  • 1 points Ebrostradamus

    And stay away from all cross country American Airline flights

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  • 1 points Diablo_v8

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  • 1 points HopeSolosButtwhole

    lol

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  • 1 points [deleted]

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    9 points mike_dropp

    Google Jamal Khashoggi murder

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    -3 points [deleted]

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    2 points durant_burner

    I get that you’re just asking questions but this has to be willful ignorance right?

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    3 points WalkinSteveHawkin

    The missing element is Brooks is leaving LIV. The connection isn’t obvious without knowing that bit.

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    2 points DooDad-DontMother

    Nothing to apologize for. You dont know what you dont know.

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    2 points durant_burner

    We’re both right here. I assumed it was willful ignorance and was correct. They said they don’t follow the news because they don’t like to be sad. Willful ignorance

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    -2 points Benis_Soop

    Jesus christ who cares?

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  • 0 points Suspicious-Spinach-9

    Lol. Don’t get in a Limi with your buddy Trump either.

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  • -62 points BaldyFecker

    Ah leave him be, let him go if he wants to.

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    42 points auto_poena

    It’s a Jamal Kashoggi joke. 

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    8 points Bigdogggggggggg

    r/whoosh

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    -32 points BaldyFecker

    I know. Let him go if he wants to.

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    1 points bombmk

    Is a comment on Twitter stopping him from doing that?

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    -17 points BaldyFecker

    Oh Jesus, it's a joke. You know? He's a bit of a prick, so let him go to the consulate....a joke. See?

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    -1 points Bigdogggggggggg

    People have no sense of humor anymore, but I appreciate your work

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