This to address those who stalk me from another sub-you know who you are-and those reading this: take a gotdamn tree trunk and GO FUCK YOURSELF with it right up your collective asses!

Go Fuck Yourself

Would a few of you fuckers get off your dead asses and post something here?! I mean, ya don't have to be cleaver/creative; just simply post: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Be sure to eat a huge bag of dicks this holiday season, and then tell your friends and family to go fuck themselves.

I'm totally fed up with you wads. So how 'bout you GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

Dick Cheney once told Pat Leahy to go fuck himself...

I can't think of a better time in the history of this planet to tell you to go govern yourself accordingly; i.e., GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

It's quiet in here...

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Hi, I'm Splatty Smothered--that's Mister to you motherfuckers--and I hail another sub: r/FuckYou. And while I come in peace, it's important you know that you should still GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! And while you're at it, FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

Fuck you is one thing, fucking off is another, but to go fuck yourself is at another level. So try it, go ahead...GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Y'all should go fuck yourselves right now.

YOU MISERABLE BUNCH OF LIFELESS CRETINS!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST...

If you're afraid and you protect your bottom line

Damn you for doing this

Happy Birthday You're Not Special

Yeah, that's right...

Fuck you, but only when you feel comfortable about

Hi, I'm THAT guy--the old fucker. I yell at people to turn their fuckin' music down. I bitch about new technology. I scream at kids to get off my gotdamn lawn. And ya know what? If YOU don't like that, you can...

This Mother's Day show mom you really care...

Hey! It's Pride month in America 🏳️‍🌈. So everyone should take pride in knowing that the only person you'll evet get laid by is you. So get out there and GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Well...I've been contributing to this sub for upward of 5 years. One might say I've been the "beast of burden" here while you numb nuts have been drinking lemonade in the shade and entertaining what's between your legs. Well, this shit's coming to an end. As of today, you all can go piss up a rope!

Go dick punch yourself in your fart box!

Splattered_Smothered is my idol

Is it too late to tell all you mothers to go fuck yourselves?