There’s a whole sub called r/boysarentreal claiming we’re not even real, and honestly that’s outrageous, so I’m challenging both r/girlsarentreal and r/boysarentreal to settle this once and for all with a chaotic, cross-gender, same-ELO anarchy chess match in r/whichgenderisrealchess, where the winning side will finally be declared real and the losing side must accept that they’re actually robots—possibly for the best if they already behave like NPCs.