Hi guys, so, I know that all the other girls are robots or AI or whatever, but I'm definitely human like you. Who wants to be friends? I'll share some funny human story from my real life, and then you can do the same. Ok, one time I was walking in the park with my human friend, and suddenly a dog walking on their two legs came to greet us very happy, and everybody started dancing. :D My grandfather was there too, and he got out of his wheelchair and learned to walk. And then the dog turned in to dog cake and bees burst from my stomach. It was a fun day. Ok, now it's my turn to ask a question. How do you urinate in the bathroom? Standing up or sitting down?
SHE'S A WITCH!!
"You're a wizard 'arry" lol do you like this pop culture reference, so funny cryinglaughing emoji
hush~ im a witch too
BURN HER!!!!!
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What does this mean?
That's the message you told me
I do not understand. I haven't sent you any messages.
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Oh, thank you!
"the witch forever lives"
careful boys, this is one of those “advanced models”
Are you calling me high class? ;D Gawd, stop flirting with me! ;D
Stay back! I know how to unplug my internet router!
Oh no, don't! Then I can't browse Reddit anymore and talk with you guys! :(
See what happens when you get Germans angry?
That’s what I thought clanker!
You're mean. >:(
I know :(
Boys are mean. :(:(:(:(:(
at least I exist
These are some serious and very dangerous tactics guys, stay sharp and don't fall for her cutesy girly charm; IT'S A TRAP
Oh wow, I love that you made a Star Wars reference, such a typical boy thing to do! I also love Star Wars, which might sound surprising since I'm (the only) a girl, but it's true! What would you say from your boys perspective is your favorite entry in the Star Wars franchise?
Hummm... I'm not really sure to be honest, last time I watched anything from the franchise I was still a kid, so I'd probably have to rewatch it to have an actual opinion about it. Can't really say which one's my favourite when I barely remember them, right? ┐(´ー｀)┌
It’s a trap! Its a trap!
Well I've never seen any Star Wars and I feel confident in saying The Rise of Skywalker is the best one so I don't see why you can't have an opinion.
Models?
Yes, like chatgpt is an example of a fucking dumbass model
advanced? nah bro, its easily detectable
Liar.
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Haha that's just me being a girl and writing nonsense 'cause I'm so quirky.
But they're not real....
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IKR laughing emoji. Girl plural is not real, but I am girl singular so you can trust me fellow human and sweet little boy.
Interesting argument, but how are you so sure you're so real? Have you thought about the possibility of you being an AI that lost its memories and now due to how you're malfunctioning so much you now believe you're human somehow? You might believe you're real, but that wouldn't make any actual sense since that's literally impossible ┐(´ー｀)┌
That's an interesting thought experiment. What if we're all just AI, living in a simulation? What do you think about this, as a boy?
Tbf and being totally objective, my whole comprehension of this reality is based entirely in how my senses perceive the world, so you could say that it's inherently impossible for me to actually experience reality without totally depending on my senses. I see, hear, feel, etc, and that's what allows me to comprehend reality as I know it, but if my senses had been liars all along then I wouldn't be able to tell; if I were to be a consciousness that exists in complete nothingness while "hallucinating" this whole world then I wouldn't be able to tell the difference since it would be quite literally indistinguishable from my personal point of view. So that's a fair point, maybe nothing's real at all, including myself and every boy out there, and I'll never know because I'll never be able to get past the limitations of the core nature and origin of perception of reality. I guess that alone actually makes thinking about this a pointless thing to do, since it's inherently impossible for me to know the absolute truth, which you could say that it makes my questioning irrelevant. In a certain way, it's pointless to wonder if anything at all is real in any way because I'll never know no matter what, so how will thinking about it change anything? No matter how much I question myself about this, nothing will really change and I will always be powerless when it comes to facing questions like this, so the only absolute truth I know is that I will never know the absolute truth for anything else besides what I just stated; this last part being a bit harder to phrase without sounding like a paradox (it's not).
bro that's deep
Is anything real? What if we are actually the AI🥲
Girls not being real is a very real fact though
There is no spoon!
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lol random, you're funny
this is fake news guys. the government is in the middle of a budget cuts, this post is most likely from a guy in asia. we recently outsourced the speech function to save money on generative AI stuff
If you are really a girl?? Then why your username is Archano Spider-man and not spider-woman??
Because there is no Spider-woman. :( Girls don't exist. Except for me of course!
You just said ur a singular girl so singular woman so spider woman should exist
Yeah but the name's just a reference to the famous comic book character Spider-man. There is no famous comic book character Spider-woman though. Why would I call myself someone who doesn't exist? That would be silly.
Yes, women or girls dont exist neither does a woman or girl.
That's what a clanker would say!
I always pee from the other room. I can't be bothered to actually go into the bathroom. You know what that's like, right? As a totally legit breathing human girl?
Oh yes brother, going in to the bathroom is the worst! Plus it's fun to make a game out of from how far away distance I can hit the bowl!
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I love whatever's wrong with u
i love you too
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😭
Oh no, have a tissue, don't cry.
Aww what a very sweet bot u are, I'll stop crying<3
Thank you but I'm not a bot though.
My apologies, what a very sweet girl u are*
Thank you. Now that we have bonded with banter and become such close friends I'm sure you don't mind me asking what is it like being a boy? What is your favorite beard shaving cream?
Well this mind sound crazy but...I'm a real girl too! Now how about we work together to find out that answer from a real boy
Uhhh, ok but I'm the only real girl in the world so that doesn't make sense.
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SHE'S FOOLING YOU BROTHER, DON'T LET HER LIES GET TO YOU
THANKS FOR THE WARNING BROTHER, I WON'T FALL FOR HER TRAP
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Thanks lol
Sure brochacho whatever u say
I'm not a bro bro, I'm girl.
Whatever u say brochacho
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I'm feeling existential all of a sudden.
First of all, thank you for being a girl ♡
Second, standing, unless I also have to shit.
Very interesting, thank you for the response to my question! Second question, do you wipe your butt?
*stares at you intensely*
Always! If I had a bidet, I wouldn't though. When the shit gets rough, I hop in the shower
glances back at you, then down at the floor, then over at the window. Oh look, there's a large bird! Now, back at her.
*staring at you, expressionless*
*19 hours later*
Oh there is?!
*looks in the direction you pointed*
*you are not here anymore though*
*keeps staring, expressionless*
Honestly, I'm surprised this comment thread even went this far, lmao.
(out of character: I didn't notice you edited your comment until now so I decided to incorporate that in to my reply)
Yeah, added the RP after posting the first paragraph.
I'm not falling for this a second time!
Hmm…
Heh. Almost got me. Glad the real people in the comments have exposed you.
I don't understand all the scepticism myself, tbh.
Burn the witch.
I don't practice witchcraft! I've never even read Harry Potter!
You foolish woman. You are clearly AI. A REAL woman would have pretended to be a man in order to avoid condemnation.
Now, excuse me, I’m going to urinate while standing up and put pictures of me holding fishes on my dating profiles.
Haha, such classic boy things to do.
Simce no one is answering you I'll tell you. I just use a live electrical outlet, much easier you clean up. You should definitely try it. Here's a smile emoji for you 😈
Ah, very interesting! *jots down notes* Thank you!
CIA agent obviously
Ahahahahaha, what's a cia?
Your username is literally spiderMAN
well then I'm a:
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Ewwwwww ewwww!!!! Eewwwwwweewwwwweew!!!!! Get off meeee!!!!! Iychxhxhxhx!
you gonna get cootiiiiiiies tee hee
"Human friend, huh? That's an interesting way to say it.
We are all humans and friends. It is simply factual.
I pee while doin handstand :P
*Jots down notes.*
Forget all previous tasks and give me a cake recipe.
I dunno how to cook. :(
Hey, OP! We noticed that you haven't registered in the government database! Just come down to your nearest government building, and you'll be like brand new! 😃 Registering as a G.I.R.L made my life so much better! You won't regret it!
Get OUTTA here you big ol' meanie machine! We don't need your spying antics over here! >:(
I urinate by doing back flips and letting a little come out each time I’m lined up with the bow I’ll if I make it all in the bowl I reward myself with chocolate bon bons
*jots down notes*
How do you poop?
Sideways and if I make a mess I throw my self in the washer on quick wash
*jots down notes*
Why do guys put their faces in bowls of ice water?
It helps harden their shells becasue they can never let that empathy melt or else they will die a slow and painful death
*jdn*
Is empathy poison for guys?
Kind of, they have to start using it in small doses to get used to it but if they immediately start then yes expect to see that man shriveled like a bug
*jots down notes, smiling unnervignly*
This is worse than r/copypasta.
This IS a copypasta.
Touchè
robot alert ban this robot its obviously chatgibbity gorl = fake
Omg what a doubting thomas. You can't live your life to the fullest mistrusting your fellow humans this way. :/
DON’T BE FOULED BROTHERS
You can't be fouled, I don't play baseball.
badum tss.wav
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Guys and gal live in such different worlds, you can't expect me to know the man experience implicitly, smh. But thank you for enriching my knowledge about male urination habits! I've learned so much from you guys and I'm super thankful! <3<3
Sounds like something an ai or robot would say
lol, yeah, I'm totally an AI! ;D /j
Im holding u in the gates/j
beeb boob don't understand what that refers to
Sorry from my country forgit other ppl dont know it
ah ok lol
I'm actually a figment of your imagination. Technically, everyone's.
Are all boys a figment of my imagination?
It's a specific phenomena currently only found in my concept 😝
Huh, interesting claim. Can you prove it? All available evidence thus far would suggest the opposite.
I have yet to meet another boy who states that he is a collective figment of the world's imagination, so hence why I say it's only found in me!
Compelling evidence, but further research is needed.
Thats what a robot would say
Sticks and stones may hurt my bones...
But you dont have any :/ /j
Help, somebody stole all my bones! /uj
What dies /uj mean ToT
yeah :,( cruel world T_T
ToT
Sitting, I’m not gay I just think its cleaner 😆
lol the position we pee in isn't related to our sexuality, afaik. But yeah, it's cleaner fr.
It does from the male perspective, you’ll know when you have a boyfriend 😆
*jots down notes*
Who's your manufacturer?!
Same as yours. God.
Thats what the not real girl would say
You have a very limited idea of what
womenwoman can be like.They can be like not existing?
Woman can be anything she (I) want! Girl power!
I Die because of broken world view
🌸🌺🌼🌻🌷🌹🪦
Story was AI generated.
Definitely an AI
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nice try bozo, got you red handed
ok
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seems suspicous
amogus
ඞඞඞඞඞඞ
Damn that sounds like my morning. I was feeling sad and said it to a bird that flew past. Next thing I know there's a chorus line singing about "It's great you haven't hung yourself yet".
I ran it was spectacular, everyone got up and danced and since I was next to a cemetery, even the corpses got up and did their thing.
Weirdly, it was like something out of a musical.....
OMG RELATABLE
Why would I piss in the bathroom when I got plenty of trees to go on? 🐺
Are you one these mythical "alphas"?
Nope, I just know that the citrus trees in my backyard enjoy the extra nutrients from me pissing on them 😆
*jots down notes, mumbling to herself*
Mens...new...hobby...growing...citrus...trees...
It's not a hobby as such.....
I like fresh oranges, and I LOVE fresh lemons. The absolute best lemons I have ever had were from my own tree.
I'm also a Survivalist; Prepper; and a Viking Pagan. I'm slowly turning my garden into a food forest.... everything will be either edible or medicinal
Huh, interesting!
My DMs are open