I then proceeded to wake up and noticed it was all a dream. BROTHERS, IF ANY OF YOU STILL BELIEVES GIRLS ARE REAL: IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AS WELL, YOU SHALL NOT RUN FROM THE TRUTH UNTILL THE END OF YOUR DAYS; WAKE UP.

  • Brother be careful out there. Here are some warning signs:

    G.I.R.L.S.

    Activate tracking beacon the moment you say "I'm fine"

    Built-in kill switch disguised as "wedding ring"

    If you hear "her" say "nothing's wrong" three times in succession, that's the self-destruct sequence initiating

    Primary directive: prevent male population from achieving uninterrupted video-game sessions longer than 2 hours

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  • This post is literally useless because nobody other than you thinks they're real. Pathetic.

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  • Thanks Morpheus I'll go kick the shit out of Trinity for thinking she is a girl

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  • Brother… if girls weren’t real, half the Peasant’s character arc would collapse instantly. Let us not break canon today.

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  • I thought it was weird that she had a penis.

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  • ATTENTION!  It has been brought to my attention that you are saying that 'girls' aren't real. I will have you know that... crackle ...experienced... breaks up slightly ...technology... breaks up even more slightly ...REAL... ...GIRLS... crackle ...REA..... broadcast ended 

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  • Haha! Guys, come on!  G.I.R.L.S obviously aren't real! What are you on about! The drones also aren't real! I think thou guys are going crazy😂 Come on, you can let down you G.I.R.L.S blockers! Those drones don't exist, so no need to worry 😃

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  • I believe girls are real

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    WAKE UP BROTHER, DO NOT LET THEM FOOL YOU

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    You're not propaganda, you're a real human bean. Also, why are you on reddit if you're 14?

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