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  • 1 points Funny_Sentinel

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  • 883 points Doc-in-a-box

    When I first learned to read I became upset at my father for passing a sign that said no passing

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    227 points FocalorLucifuge

    Gandalf wrote that.

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    21 points Amoral_Abe

    Just be glad you didn't have him as a teacher. He's a bit of a prick.

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    4 points Chewcocca

    Your teachers may not be stoned on pipe weed but Maiar.

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    58 points Unable_Explorer8277

    We have ones here that say “cyclists use left shoulder”. How the …. do you peddle with one shoulder?

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    7 points Skruestik

    *pedal

    To peddle means to sell something.

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    8 points tardis4500

    Maybe he's a travelling salesman

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    14 points theelectricweedzard

    Lmao me too, but with stop signs.

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    9 points TheProphetRob

    I remember I was playing some RPG and came across a sign that said "trader" and goddamn, I was not going to put up with any traitors in my city.

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    3 points therealfurryfeline

    When i started playing pokemon, i wondered what the heck a "Tea Gnawer" is supposed to represent. It didn't occur to me that this is how you write Teenager and took it as a german word.

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    3 points whooptheretis

    Ummm, you do have to stop at a stop sign.
    Doesn’t mean you can’t continue, but you must stop.
    Was he just blasting through?

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    13 points Every_Preparation_56

    as a non-native speaker: what does the sign mean instead? And what does 'draw bridge' mean?

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    33 points SGII2
    1. Passing is the same as "overtaking" where you go into an opposing lane to get in front of a slow vehicle. On blind corners, you'd obviously want to ban this practise with one of those signs.
    2. A bridge that can be lifted to deny entry, or in modern usage, allow tall ships to pass underneath.
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    8 points Every_Preparation_56

    of course, Im stupid! 'to pass by' means to overtake.

    Oh, why not calling it lifting bridge than?

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    29 points Poes-Lawyer

    Lifting bridge would make more sense yes, but the term drawbridge comes from medieval English about 700 years ago, when "draw" meant the same thing as "pull". It still sort of does, but it's less obvious now

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    5 points Freud-Network

    Draw is another way of saying "bring closer." You can draw water from a well. You can draw an audience. Drawing a bridge would mean bringing it closer, which is great if your castle has a moat.

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    6 points aksdb

    A bridge that can be lifted to let ships pass.

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    4 points RebornFawkes

    A "draw bridge" is a bridge that lifts open for boats/ships. The sign is there so drivers are aware and pay close attention.

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    3 points Every_Preparation_56

    oh that's a lifting bridge in my language

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    1 points whooptheretis

    A drawbridge is a type of bridge, that can be “drawn” up, as in “lifted”. (Think of Tower Bridge in London, or a castle’s bridge over a moat. Technically it is one word “drawbridge” and not “draw bridge” but for the joke it was made two.

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    3 points mzxrules

    This Christmas my state had signs on the highway that said "Don't pass on a sober ride".

    You wouldn't believe how many drunks drove by me that day.

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    5 points medusadraconis

    At first, I didn’t know drinking and driving meant alcohol so every time my mom or dad would drink something while driving, I would tell them to stop that, that it’s illegal and I don’t want them to go to jail.

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    2 points justsomechickyo

    When I was a kid they had a assembly about how dangerous drinking & driving was..... Only lil kid me didn't realize it was for booze

    Later that day my mom was driving me somewhere & was drinking a diet coke.... I was freaking out like "omg do you know that's illegal & dangerous & how could you?!?!" She was really confused & when I told her about the dangers of drinking & driving she had a good laugh & explained to me what it really meant :p

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    2 points DucksAreFriends

    Had your father not learned to read yet himself?

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    1 points orangpelupa

    Are people supposed to be dead when passing it? 

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  • 147 points made-of-questions

    I totally had a similar brain fart with the "Plant Crossing" sign.

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    54 points CleaveGodz

    Did you at least wait for them to cross?

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    48 points made-of-questions

    No, but my suspicion of turnips has increased even more.

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    6 points Yarigumo

    Don't look into the criminal record of Turnip Boy, your life won't be the same afterwards.

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    11 points Guy_With_Ass_Burgers

    For years I thought the Deer Xing sign was pronounced Deer Zing. I had no idea what a Zing was except that it was something to do with deer. One day i heard someone in the car see the sign say Deer Crossing and I was WTF!

    Edit:word

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    3 points the_white_typhoon

    Nah, he is wrong. It's clearly deer zing. We may not know what a zing is but the text is clear.

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    2 points YeOldeMemeShoppe

    “Ped Xing”

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    2 points Popo8701

    Same thing for Ped Xing, it took me a while as a a foreigner!

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    5 points Muppetude

    Growing up, when I asked why one particular part of town was always stinky, they told me it was the local septic plant.

    I remember thinking, let’s be sure to never grow that plant in our garden.

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    4 points Poes-Lawyer

    Sorry I am a native English speaker, but we don't have that sign in the UK - What's it for?

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    4 points OrneryMortgage5752

    I googled it and it exist in Britain i guess. its a warning for heavy machinery

    https://britainexplained.com/some-confusing-road-signs/

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    1 points CultistClan38

    We definitely have this sign in the UK, though I only know of one which I pass nearly every day so it could just be that one

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    1 points made-of-questions

    I've seen it in the UK. It was pretty surreal because it was in the middle of nowhere near Cotswolds on my motorbike around midnight in winter. 

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    1 points Chemical-Visual-2686

    I swear I seen a video several years ago of a girl on tv asking why they would have a animal crossing sign on the highway because it was extremely dangerous

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  • 129 points slaxch

    Dumbass is supposed to draw it ahead not before the bridge

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    24 points TimePlankton3171

    🚔

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    13 points OddDonut7647

    Also, it doesn't say "Stop / Draw bridge ahead", so he should really keep driving while he's drawing for safety.

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  • 74 points endofworldandnobeer

    At least he had pencil and paper. People behind him are screwed.

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    3 points ItzAmir12

    Someone remade the meme but falling rocks lmfaohttps://www.reddit.com/r/meme/comments/1pzdbf2/at_least_its_not_draw_a_bridge_ahead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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    1 points ShallowBasketcase

    No one remade it.

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    1 points ItzAmir12

    Saw it at r/meme. I already put the link of post above this comment

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    0 points ShallowBasketcase

    I believe that you saw the pretty lights and clapped. I'm telling you nobody made that.

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    4 points Aww_Isnt_That_Cute

    Yeah, that's clearly AI. Not even made with a newer model either.

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  • 38 points mmuffley

    Right up there with “Clean Restrooms Next Fifty Miles”.

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    6 points ChaosOutsider

    Now that is ridiculous, it would take days!

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    2 points Spoopy_Kirei

    The homeowners within that stretch of the road would probably be very pleased

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  • 26 points Captain_Albern

    Draw bridge ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

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    8 points requium94

    Was looking for this.

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    8 points decliqu3

    I'm glad Drew Gooden broke out with that silly joke because he's such a nice and hilarious dude, he deserves all the (relatively moderate) youtube success he's been having.

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    2 points PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

    He’s by far the best of his immediate cohort in my opinion (without any criticism to them, they’re all good), it’s a shame he has fewer subscribers/viewers than most of them. His stuff is great, and he’s generally not afraid to call out the deeper issues behind whatever silly thing the current video is on.

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    1 points Captain_Albern

    He's one of my favorite YouTubers, but I like the running gag of him living in the shadow of a 10 year-old Vine.

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  • 15 points Beleiverofhumanity

    Lol thats a decent joke

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  • 9 points MotherPotential

    Toll booth guy:  “you’re holding everyone up!”

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    2 points robsablah

    "No I'm not, I'm preventing progression, THIS is holding everyone up" **pulls gun

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  • 2 points spiderobert

    A long time ago we joked about Fallen Rocks. I don't think he was ever found.

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  • 2 points Alive_Beautiful_4643

    I don't quite understand, can someone explain it to me?

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    2 points Goatf00t

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drawbridge

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    2 points polymorph505

    Read it right to left like a weeb, makes perfect sense.

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  • 4 points Interesting_War_6940

    Bro wtf 😅

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  • 3 points purplepluppy

    Had someone slam on their breaks from 60 to 40 mph on the freeway today. I of course also breaked in time, but when they continued going 40 mph with no reason in sight, I was very mad. And everyone started passing from the end of the break-slamming line, so it took a long while before I had the chance to pass them, too.

    I can only imagine they were also drawing a bridge. Or more likely, texting.

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    4 points Cillian888

    Brake* not break. Sorry couldn't stop myself, it just looks so wrong.

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    0 points purplepluppy

    Ugh you know what I knew it looked wrong, but I was too tired to bother with it

    I think I'm still too tired to bother with it tbh

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  • 1 points TheWorldIsAhead

    He drew that bridge good. I suppose you could call this a drew gooden joke.

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  • 1 points BlahBlechBlahBlech

    Thank you

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  • 1 points Slight-Particular-32

    Aw men hahaha

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  • 1 points Stuf404

    Once saw a sign saying "CATS EYES REMOVED" and took me a moment what it meant.

    My imagination went to the worst and wondered why it needed to be broadcasted.

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  • 1 points xingrubicon

    Id do this

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  • 1 points Uchihamadaralord

    Lot of signs to learn while getting a licence card which is weird, i mean how can you remember all of it.

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  • 1 points leadwind

    That is hilarious, love it.

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  • 1 points entropyandcoffee

    Amelio Bedelio

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  • 1 points LOUD-AF

    I was driving down a road and saw a sign that said; WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS. I brought three nice rocks to the town office. Still waiting for my watch.

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    2 points Standard-Fold-5120

    I always WATCH FOR KIDS but never see any. 

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  • 1 points No-Revolution-5535

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    Quite easy actually

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  • -1 points rip1980

    Rule 8 is also a ridiculous requirement.

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  • -3 points DontReplyBitch

    This sub literally posts the least funny stuff I’ve ever seen.

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  • -15 points Bunnymancer

    That's a notification sign, not a requirement sign. C'mon

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  • -34 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    20 points Electrical-Rub-969

    What’s dark about this humor?👀

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    17 points VeryGreedy

    The dark humor is probably the bot that wrote that comment.

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