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  • 166 points joe102938

    Oh, piece of ram!

    Oh, piece of ram!

    Oh, piece of ram!

    Oh, piece of ram!

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    20 points maine_coon2123

    Damnit if it’s me under there again I’m gonna be pissed.

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    4 points SithLordMilk

    Alright Brian, next time lets just remember this immediately, this is like the third time hes done this

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    1 points thegoodtimelord

    Fuck you James Woods! Exactly what I thought too. 🤣

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  • 93 points efyuar

    Are those 20year old ddr3 rams?

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    52 points LupusDeusMagnus

    Ya think we have the dough for fancy memory pics?

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    9 points UnsorryCanadian

    They look like 8GB modules too.

    I'd probably fall for it

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    6 points gray_crafterxx

    look man we take what we can get these days!!

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  • 18 points WildRoof114

    RAM chips? You just can't eat one...

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    10 points MoistStub

    I like dipping mine in thermal paste

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    3 points gorka_la_pork

    Needs more megabits.

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    2 points jonitfcfan

    Just download some

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    2 points gorka_la_pork

    That link is staying blue, nice try though :)

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    2 points WhiskeyWithBoesky

    Have to eat them in pairs.

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  • 15 points throwpoo

    Someone's rich.

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    1 points NaderPlayzYT

    If it's DDR3 RAM you can still get it for pretty cheap for now

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  • 9 points chief_beef_3

    Ooh, Random Access Memory!

    Ooh, Random Access Memory!

    Ooh, Random Access Memory!

    Ooh, Random Access Memory!

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    1 points doges_obesos

    Daft punk reference!!!

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  • 18 points crusader_nor

    €1.500 worth of bait.

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    3 points UnsorryCanadian

    More like $200. 4x8GB pack of DDR3 is around $100sud on Amazon

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  • 4 points HardStroke

    I know a few people that would fall for the classic "Free X" van but with ram.
    After looking at current prices, can't blame them, I might just be one of those people lol

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  • 3 points jamesbondswanson

    “Ooo a piece of ram! Ooo a piece of ram! Ooo a piece of ram!”

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  • 4 points Int18Cha6

    You would have to be pretty dimm to fall for this.

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  • 3 points 20190419

    Oooh, piece of RAMdy!

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  • 3 points CatOfGrey

    "Hey! These aren't NVIDIA!"

    [Box slams shut]

    "Hey!"

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  • 2 points CertainLink1934

    It's not a bad idea considering the rising prices.

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    -2 points UnsorryCanadian

    Only if you've got an old machine, those look like DDR3.

    But 64GB of DDR3 is 64GB

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  • 2 points Cindystarxo

    That’s some expensive bait

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  • 3 points Wikadood

    Protogens hate this one trick

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  • 2 points jokimega

    Classic tech greed, but damn, that DDR5 shortage is real.

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  • 2 points arcticvalley

    Oooh, PC candy!

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  • 2 points NovaTheMighty

    protogen noises

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  • 2 points Trey-Pan

    Would this work with AI companies too?

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  • 2 points relddir123

    Found the protogen

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  • 2 points Mannipx

    I would fall for it but I won't fit in the box

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  • 1 points ComradianInDeep

    "Who could fall into such a primitive trap?!"

    looks around

    "Oh, of course, me."

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  • 1 points forest161

    If those were hot sauce packets I'd be caught.

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  • 1 points BobaSniff

    Same, my brain is way too gullible

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  • 1 points bellahottixo

    What’s the matter with the ram during the last few days

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    3 points UnsorryCanadian

    AI Data centres want DDR5, manufacturers want to sell to them more then they want to sell to consumers. Price shot up because you can't get them as easily

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  • 1 points ieatassontuesdays47

    Ooooo, piece of ram! Ooooo, piece of ram!

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  • 1 points therealstubot

    Did anyone else see this and immediately recall the Beavis and Butthead episode where they put a zener diode on a fishhook and caught a nerdy kid?

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  • 1 points Napischu88

    I'd love to get ramed multiple times in a dark confined space.

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  • 1 points Xyrenial

    Haha, ten festiwal to czysta pokusa, nie dam się skusić!

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  • 1 points Old_Being3574

    Id definitely be inside that box

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  • 1 points DreamySizzleSpice

    it'll work just take time haha

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  • 1 points OldBob10

    No way I can bend over that far.

    I’m safe! 😊

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  • 1 points Sunkilleer

    oh wow look at mister moneybags over here.

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  • 1 points NuncioBitis

    ET phone home

    ET: Electronics Technician

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  • 1 points AdhesivenessFun2060

    If it's me in there again, I'm going to be really pissed off.

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  • 1 points Neutralmensch

    chrome captured

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  • 1 points Hefty-Ant-378

    Yep I’d get captured

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  • 1 points Scheisse_Schnitzel

    I cry myself to sleep over the things that I've done for a Klondike bar. I shudder to think of the things I'd do for RAM

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  • 1 points SOULJAR

    Why? Lol

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  • 1 points Skyconic

    What are those things on the floor? I zoomed in and still have no idea

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  • 1 points Sudden-Accountant145

    I'm sure this would work for me.

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  • 1 points trance05

    I'm gonna be a happy kidnapped guy then

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  • 1 points SolWildmann

    Those look like old agp ram sticks. 64 MB?

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  • 1 points TTBATAS

    And the box you already have and don’t use is bigger than the trap!

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  • 1 points actionerror

    Is it DDR5 6000?

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  • 1 points SorryPorHablarDeSexo

    It will work on me for sure 

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  • 1 points doges_obesos

    Am I afraid of what that might attract?

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  • 1 points Presidentofsleep

    How can you even lift them if you fit inside that box?

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  • 1 points Parking-Fig-6620

    Hey kid, ya want some free ram? Git en the van

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  • 0 points rebri

    DDR5 or ain't budging.

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    0 points UnsorryCanadian

    Yeah, those look like DDR3 modules

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  • 0 points Lorvintherealone

    And my friend laughed at me for having 128 gigs of DDR4 ram.

    Now i cache his entire hard drive and 20 chrome tabs for only 10% of the price ;D

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  • 0 points Money_Beat1275

    The only thing that would make this more effective is if the bait was a 'Limited Time Offer' of 10% off a Prime subscription renewal

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  • 0 points IngenuityIll5001

    We had rhe same a couple of years ago with Graphics Cards. It will go away.

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  • 0 points Preemptively_Extinct

    How short are you?

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  • 0 points CrisisActor911

    🪤

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  • 0 points booknerdgirl4ever

    I thought those were Andes mint bars!!  Which would totally work on me

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  • -1 points framsanon

    Does not work with Apple users. Where there is no way to add or replace RAM, there is no reason to collect the parts. They probably don't even know what that is.

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  • -2 points benderunit9000

    man default subs are still low effort I see

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