I know how it works. I just think it’s funny that my comment is getting downvoted and I really don’t care. I just wanted to get my comment in because literally every single time I see a post about a small banana/ tube/ other phallic-shaped object, there are all these “that’s a perfectly average size [object in question]”
It’s likely not average…it’s small. And if the commenter’s object is small, who the fuck cares. They’re the ones drawing attention to it.
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First time seeing a non erect banana
It was in the pool
You know...shrinkage...
Like a frightened turtle!
Tonight.....you
That’s not a real hand, that’s one of them foam hands you used to get at ball games!
She's just having a cold day.
Now I can say my Johnson is as big as a banana!
Yeah that's my excuse too.
"Lady finger banana", Its flavor is sweeter.
That looks like a pretty average banana to me
"I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand! The first such incident occurred in 1956 when..."
WHO DOWNVOTES THIS?????
How can such a small banana cause so many blisters?
Apple banana
average
Thas a big banana
It's not the size of the banana but the taste of the pudding
I bought the wrong bananas
“ThaT’s aN aVerAgE sIzE bANaNa”
Edit: I love how all the “average size” guys and sympathizers are downvoting my comment.
Most of the downvotes are for complaining about downvotes. I know mine was. Don’t you know how Reddit works?
I know how it works. I just think it’s funny that my comment is getting downvoted and I really don’t care. I just wanted to get my comment in because literally every single time I see a post about a small banana/ tube/ other phallic-shaped object, there are all these “that’s a perfectly average size [object in question]”
It’s likely not average…it’s small. And if the commenter’s object is small, who the fuck cares. They’re the ones drawing attention to it.
So, bring on the downvotes.
You cared so little you made an edit complaining about it, and insulted anyone that does it? Makes total sense. Have another.
Point out where I complained. Is the complaint in the room with us right now?
You’re doing it right now. Just STFU and move on
I’m not complaining about anything, dumbass. You shut the fuck up and move on.
Sounds like something someone with a perfectly average size banana would say
And here come the insults because you can’t come up with anything reasonable to say. How pathetic.
You mean like calling me a dumbass for no reason? Sounds totally reasonable, and not pathetic at all.