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  • 2117 points joestaff

    ... I actually kinda like it.

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    844 points PsyOpBunnyHop

    Vintage Pirate vs Modern Pirate

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    192 points Monchichi4life

    I was going with sailor vs. emailer. Or seaman vs. a C++man.

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    37 points FR33BREADSTICKS

    CC man

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    11 points 1FNn4

    FWD:FWD:FWD

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    1 points straypilot

    BCC superman

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    39 points anengineerandacat

    Agreed... it's actually not a terrible idea.

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    19 points BobTheFettt

    Literally my first reaction was "oh that's what I'm getting next"

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    1 points NickCudawn

    Do it, coward

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    9 points cheesewhiz15

    Hell yea!

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    10 points Fantasticxbox

    We should do it for anyone that breaks prod for the first time

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    1 points astralseat

    The cord should snake up to the armpit, and the other side should have a keyboard.

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    5 points joestaff

    I was thinking it would wrap around like a tribal tattoo.

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    2 points astralseat

    In tangled cord fashion?

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    1 points deg_ru-alabo

    There could be a skull and crossbones with the mouse as the skull

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  • 716 points futureformerteacher

    Anchor slow down boats or stop them from going. He really should have a chrome tattoo

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    180 points Vegetable_Shirt_2352

    But the stopping from an anchor is intended and helpful. Should be, like, task manager or something.

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    44 points Tigeon

    Just put three keys “Cntrl, Alt, Del” and it’s art.

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    24 points freakytapir

    or ctr shift esc for just the task manager.

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    11 points Pagiras

    Alt+F4 for just No.

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    3 points GfrzD

    Power icon for abandon ship

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    1 points yuedar

    I wonder how many people know about this keyboard shortcut? I had this come up on a test for a job somewhat recently and frankly hadn't heard of it. I always just ctrl alt del my way to it or right click the start button for task manager.

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    1 points freakytapir

    another fun one is shift + windows + s to screenshot a part of your screen.

    Or Windows + D do go straight to desktop.

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    1 points Iamtheheadofstate

    Or windows + tab to switch desktop

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    2 points BigUptokes

    Was the n added for artistic license?

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    -1 points Tigeon

    Gotta put a slight spin on everything to keep from getting those pesky Intellectual Property Complaints!

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    2 points The_Neto06

    Noted. Tatooing :.|:; on my arm

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    10 points MrB10b

    My dumbass wondering how you would chrome an arm. Then I realised

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    5 points RevolutionaryMeal851

    Gonk missed a preem comedy moment

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    4 points Ferelar

    Thinks he's nova but probably doesn't even have the eddies to get chromed up. Let's delta.

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    2 points Zolo49

    How about just an anchor tag tat?

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    0 points villagerwannabe

    Internet explorer

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    -1 points EuenovAyabayya

    https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hate-sink/images/5/5d/Google_Chrome_Chan2.png

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  • 192 points TheTimn

    I'll admit it. The usb emblem goes hard. 

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    54 points onthenerdyside

    A Bluetooth logo tattoo would be cool, too. It's basically just the runes for H and B combined because of 10th-century Viking King Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson.

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    23 points Disgusted_User

    Gotta be careful with Norse runes though cause neonazis love em so much

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    15 points grlz

    They just gotta ruin everything.

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    1 points Fr05t_B1t

    I see what you did there

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  • 67 points peelen

    That's literally how I got my first tattoo. Instead of a mouse, I have a pencil (since I'm an illustrator).

    That was my train of thought: I wan't something super classic like anchor, but hey, I'm not a sailor.

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    9 points 2leftf33t

    I have a simplified integrated circuit symbol.

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  • 133 points phil_the_builder

    What kind of tattoo would a plumber get? An overflowing toilet?
    Edit: I am sorry for having insulted plumbers. I love you guys, you are a cornerstone of the trades.

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    176 points Zran

    A plunger crossed with a wrench.

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    48 points Simpicity

    A plunger crossed with a wrench under a toilet bowl from above.  The Jolly Plunger.

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    6 points Zran

    It crossed my mind but I thought that it would be too much 😅

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    0 points iCUman

    A toilet seat as a crest wouldn't be a bad shout.

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    41 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    17 points phil_the_builder

    Fair enough, you are right, didnt think it through. The white collar guy woud need a jamming printer or an error message by my logic.

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    2 points SayNoToStim

    PC Load letter

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    27 points freekoout

    Why do people always assume plumbers only deal with shit. We literally bring fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home yet toilets, easiest thing to install, is what we're known for.

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    9 points CriticismStatus3835

    Easiest thing to install except when you pull the toilet and and flange falls apart, my least favorite sight to see

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    2 points freekoout

    Can't you just slap a repair flange on it? Like that's not really much.

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    6 points fury420

    Service calls for troubleshooting toilets seem like a more universal experience than construction/renovation.

    Bringing fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home is a behind the scenes & behind the walls process for most people unless they're a homeowner doing renovations or having a house built.

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    1 points freekoout

    Where I'm from, most service calls are sump pumps, old water heaters, and frozen pipes.

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    1 points fury420

    I was thinking that a backed up toilet or sink was the most stereotypical and universal of service calls in that it can happen in any climate, in any type of dwelling or business, from rural to urban to big city buildings.

    Also probably historical inertia from many decades ago when plumbing was shittier.

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    6 points trro16p

    Because you have cartoons like this:

    Plumbing Apprenticeship

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    2 points freekoout

    Okay, that's fucking funny lol

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    1 points ReddFro

    Same reason guys like fart, poop, and kicked in the nuts jokes. If its naughty or gross we’re way more interested if its useful and mostly just works we take it for granted.

    In comparison how often have you heard a fresh water or sink joke? I bet you could find a couple but that’s about it. there’s gotta be thousands of poop jokes if not millions, thousands more about toilets, etc.

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    3 points Kivlov

    You aren't known for installing the toilet, you're known for unclogging it so should get a snake tattoo.

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    2 points onthenerdyside

    A medical symbol (caduceus) with a plunger instead of the staff would be AMAZING.

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    1 points Giraffinatus

    I can deal with buying drinking water for a while. I'll even use someone else's shower, no problem. But the moment the toilet goes out, you folks might as well have a big S on your chest and your underwear on the outside, for all the distress I'm in. One's own throne is sacred.

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    10 points Mikesminis

    That's like saying a sailor would get a tat of a shipwreck.

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    4 points D0C20

    A butt crack

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    2 points welchplug

    Pipe wrench

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    1 points r31ya

    Badass pipe wrench tattoo

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  • 27 points FunDmental

    I guess the guy on the left wearing an old timey swimsuit is a sailor.

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  • 11 points ganzbaff

    Inspired by Gary Larson's "Punk Accountants"?

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  • 5 points IvyGold

    I am completely missing this joke. What's going on?

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  • 4 points Dic_Horn

    I first read it as twats.

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  • 2 points TheOmar

    Should be PowerPoint or Excels logo, then it would be real cooperate.

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  • 2 points DerpSensei666

    tools of their respective trades

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  • 1 points darkdoppelganger

    Anchor tattoo means you've crossed the Atlantic.
    What does mouse tattoo mean?

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    9 points onemice

    You’ve scrolled a distance equal to travel across the Atlantic.

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    1 points Fr05t_B1t

    You survived fr*nce

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  • 2 points digitalgoodtime

    That's a weird penis.

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  • 1 points DespressoPL

    You know you could just make a totoo of some PCB traces in a particular design

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  • 1 points elraymonds

    Shouldn't it change to gpt now?

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  • 1 points trance05

    Don't tell me he is not a hacker

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  • 1 points Characterguru

    When your brain hears funny, and hits the do-not-overthink button lol

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  • 1 points xTRS

    I thought this was an Anchor/Anker pun at first

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  • 1 points algiedi04

    wouldnt that will be microsoft excel?

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  • 1 points nick2k23

    Wouldn't brake pads be more fitting?

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  • 1 points G_Fest

    Its like cutie marks but for grown men

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  • 1 points Usernamer_is_taken

    That’s a penis

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  • 1 points ismaelgo97

    I would do it

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  • 1 points djc6535

    I mean... I kind of LOVE this one. Same deal

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  • 0 points bamm5

    Adult caillou is that you?

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  • 0 points Money_Beat1275

    The guy in the suit is his parole officer, and that tiny anchor is a very subtle signal that he's currently not allowed within 500 yards of an actual sea vessel

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  • 0 points jxj24

    CLICK OR DIE

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  • 0 points eJollyRoger

    Yaaaar. I approve mi mateys

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  • 0 points Commercial-Use6880

    Damn I want that now

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  • 0 points WereOuttaBread

    Is that a Penis tattoo???

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  • 0 points RiverParkourist

    So which bot account is gonna post this on five different explain the joke subs this time?

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  • -1 points Dag-nabbitt

    I've been tempted to get a power-symbol tattoo.

    ⏻

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  • -2 points boscrew3

    Phunny

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