I wonder how many people know about this keyboard shortcut? I had this come up on a test for a job somewhat recently and frankly hadn't heard of it. I always just ctrl alt del my way to it or right click the start button for task manager.
A Bluetooth logo tattoo would be cool, too. It's basically just the runes for H and B combined because of 10th-century Viking King Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson.
What kind of tattoo would a plumber get? An overflowing toilet?
Edit: I am sorry for having insulted plumbers. I love you guys, you are a cornerstone of the trades.
Why do people always assume plumbers only deal with shit. We literally bring fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home yet toilets, easiest thing to install, is what we're known for.
Service calls for troubleshooting toilets seem like a more universal experience than construction/renovation.
Bringing fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home is a behind the scenes & behind the walls process for most people unless they're a homeowner doing renovations or having a house built.
I was thinking that a backed up toilet or sink was the most stereotypical and universal of service calls in that it can happen in any climate, in any type of dwelling or business, from rural to urban to big city buildings.
Also probably historical inertia from many decades ago when plumbing was shittier.
Same reason guys like fart, poop, and kicked in the nuts jokes. If its naughty or gross we’re way more interested if its useful and mostly just works we take it for granted.
In comparison how often have you heard a fresh water or sink joke? I bet you could find a couple but that’s about it. there’s gotta be thousands of poop jokes if not millions, thousands more about toilets, etc.
I can deal with buying drinking water for a while. I'll even use someone else's shower, no problem. But the moment the toilet goes out, you folks might as well have a big S on your chest and your underwear on the outside, for all the distress I'm in. One's own throne is sacred.
The guy in the suit is his parole officer, and that tiny anchor is a very subtle signal that he's currently not allowed within 500 yards of an actual sea vessel
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... I actually kinda like it.
Vintage Pirate vs Modern Pirate
I was going with sailor vs. emailer. Or seaman vs. a C++man.
CC man
FWD:FWD:FWD
BCC superman
Agreed... it's actually not a terrible idea.
Literally my first reaction was "oh that's what I'm getting next"
Do it, coward
Hell yea!
We should do it for anyone that breaks prod for the first time
The cord should snake up to the armpit, and the other side should have a keyboard.
I was thinking it would wrap around like a tribal tattoo.
In tangled cord fashion?
There could be a skull and crossbones with the mouse as the skull
Anchor slow down boats or stop them from going. He really should have a chrome tattoo
But the stopping from an anchor is intended and helpful. Should be, like, task manager or something.
Just put three keys “Cntrl, Alt, Del” and it’s art.
or ctr shift esc for just the task manager.
Alt+F4 for just No.
Power icon for abandon ship
I wonder how many people know about this keyboard shortcut? I had this come up on a test for a job somewhat recently and frankly hadn't heard of it. I always just ctrl alt del my way to it or right click the start button for task manager.
another fun one is shift + windows + s to screenshot a part of your screen.
Or Windows + D do go straight to desktop.
Or windows + tab to switch desktop
Was the n added for artistic license?
Gotta put a slight spin on everything to keep from getting those pesky Intellectual Property Complaints!
Noted. Tatooing
:.|:;on my armMy dumbass wondering how you would chrome an arm. Then I realised
Gonk missed a preem comedy moment
Thinks he's nova but probably doesn't even have the eddies to get chromed up. Let's delta.
How about just an anchor tag tat?
Internet explorer
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hate-sink/images/5/5d/Google_Chrome_Chan2.png
I'll admit it. The usb emblem goes hard.
A Bluetooth logo tattoo would be cool, too. It's basically just the runes for H and B combined because of 10th-century Viking King Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson.
Gotta be careful with Norse runes though cause neonazis love em so much
They just gotta ruin everything.
I see what you did there
That's literally how I got my first tattoo. Instead of a mouse, I have a pencil (since I'm an illustrator).
That was my train of thought: I wan't something super classic like anchor, but hey, I'm not a sailor.
I have a simplified integrated circuit symbol.
What kind of tattoo would a plumber get? An overflowing toilet?
Edit: I am sorry for having insulted plumbers. I love you guys, you are a cornerstone of the trades.
A plunger crossed with a wrench.
A plunger crossed with a wrench under a toilet bowl from above. The Jolly Plunger.
It crossed my mind but I thought that it would be too much 😅
A toilet seat as a crest wouldn't be a bad shout.
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Fair enough, you are right, didnt think it through. The white collar guy woud need a jamming printer or an error message by my logic.
PC Load letter
Why do people always assume plumbers only deal with shit. We literally bring fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home yet toilets, easiest thing to install, is what we're known for.
Easiest thing to install except when you pull the toilet and and flange falls apart, my least favorite sight to see
Can't you just slap a repair flange on it? Like that's not really much.
Service calls for troubleshooting toilets seem like a more universal experience than construction/renovation.
Bringing fresh drinking water into multiple rooms of a home is a behind the scenes & behind the walls process for most people unless they're a homeowner doing renovations or having a house built.
Where I'm from, most service calls are sump pumps, old water heaters, and frozen pipes.
I was thinking that a backed up toilet or sink was the most stereotypical and universal of service calls in that it can happen in any climate, in any type of dwelling or business, from rural to urban to big city buildings.
Also probably historical inertia from many decades ago when plumbing was shittier.
Because you have cartoons like this:
Plumbing Apprenticeship
Okay, that's fucking funny lol
Same reason guys like fart, poop, and kicked in the nuts jokes. If its naughty or gross we’re way more interested if its useful and mostly just works we take it for granted.
In comparison how often have you heard a fresh water or sink joke? I bet you could find a couple but that’s about it. there’s gotta be thousands of poop jokes if not millions, thousands more about toilets, etc.
You aren't known for installing the toilet, you're known for unclogging it so should get a snake tattoo.
A medical symbol (caduceus) with a plunger instead of the staff would be AMAZING.
I can deal with buying drinking water for a while. I'll even use someone else's shower, no problem. But the moment the toilet goes out, you folks might as well have a big S on your chest and your underwear on the outside, for all the distress I'm in. One's own throne is sacred.
That's like saying a sailor would get a tat of a shipwreck.
A butt crack
Pipe wrench
Badass pipe wrench tattoo
I guess the guy on the left wearing an old timey swimsuit is a sailor.
Inspired by Gary Larson's "Punk Accountants"?
I am completely missing this joke. What's going on?
I first read it as twats.
Should be PowerPoint or Excels logo, then it would be real cooperate.
tools of their respective trades
Anchor tattoo means you've crossed the Atlantic.
What does mouse tattoo mean?
You’ve scrolled a distance equal to travel across the Atlantic.
You survived fr*nce
That's a weird penis.
You know you could just make a totoo of some PCB traces in a particular design
Shouldn't it change to gpt now?
Don't tell me he is not a hacker
When your brain hears funny, and hits the do-not-overthink button lol
I thought this was an Anchor/Anker pun at first
wouldnt that will be microsoft excel?
Wouldn't brake pads be more fitting?
Its like cutie marks but for grown men
That’s a penis
I would do it
I mean... I kind of LOVE this one. Same deal
Adult caillou is that you?
The guy in the suit is his parole officer, and that tiny anchor is a very subtle signal that he's currently not allowed within 500 yards of an actual sea vessel
CLICK OR DIE
Yaaaar. I approve mi mateys
Damn I want that now
Is that a Penis tattoo???
So which bot account is gonna post this on five different explain the joke subs this time?
I've been tempted to get a power-symbol tattoo.
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Phunny