Never play scrabble with the captain
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  • 326 points captainAwesomePants

    I was excited to learn a new word, but I think you lied to me.

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    178 points curlicue

    Yeah, it'd also make the comic slightly more funny if it were a real word.

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    46 points captainAwesomePants

    It's weird for the nervous pirate to decide to cheat, although maybe it's in a pirate's nature to cheat?

    But it's also weird to describe a word ending in "ium" as a verb. "ium" words are chemical elements, structures, conditions, y'know, nouns. So it's not just cheating, it's bad cheating.

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    13 points Tiggy26668

    Sounds like copium

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    5 points Riciardos

    Apparently nobody, including OP knows how to play scrabble. You're allowed to make up a real sounding word, it's the opposing player(s) that's supposed to challenge it. What happens after the challenge depends on what rules are decided beforehand, so it could be the player with the fake word just loses a turn, or if the challenge is invalid the challenger loses a turn.

    But making up a word is not cheating. If it doesn't get challenged, the word stands.

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    -9 points luvs_animals

    Apparently nobody, including OP knows how to play scrabble.

    I literally play in tournaments.

    This thing here is what we call "a gag." Guess what? It is not real. It's not a documentary or real life. It's called "a cartoon."

    They also didn't have Scrabble in the 18th century - there's another thing you can whine about.

    I never get how people on reddit get offended by the most mundane things.

    edit: The two responses below are the same guy - he's got a lot of accounts.

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    8 points CjBurden

    Except he was correct in explaining the rules and you are being weird about it. Go take a skavivium buddy!

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    3 points Sheogoorath

    Doesn't seem like he's offended to me, just providing context on your post. It's different that the captain kills the man because he wants to (or because he lost the game) vs because he was cheating

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    2 points ScreenOk6928

    I literally play in tournaments.

    why lol

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    61 points DrKpuffy

    Not to be that guy, but it's not funny if it's not a real word.

    The joke is "the artist is stupid," which isn't a joke unless we already know OP isn't stupid...

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    25 points lurksohard

    Isn't the joke that the guy was trying to cheat?

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    38 points DrKpuffy

    I get that making up a word is cheating...

    But that doesn't make sense as a joke...

    The first panel implied the captain requested the game, but the crewmate doesn't want to play because the captain will win.

    So the crewmate decides to cheat?

    But if you cheat "to win," then by definition, you did not actually win.

    So, you're saying the joke is that this crewmate is a serial cheater who is constantly being caught and the captain knows this and uses it as a pretense to bait the crewmate so that the captain can justify a punishment?

    Idk, I think that seems like a bit too much for me...

    I think it's just not funny.

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    3 points lurksohard

    I definitely don't think it's funny but I thought he was cheating and then mocked for cheating.

    Really don't know tbh.

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    1 points Sheogoorath

    How did he cheat? I feel like to cheat at Scrabble you'd have to lie about letter scores or bring your own tiles in, otherwise you're just playing an incorrect word and the opponent has an opportunity to call them on it

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    1 points Lorvintherealone

    A world like Trudge.

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    6 points Zolo49

    Same here, but at least I learned about the word "convivium", meaning a feast or banquet, instead while searching for this.

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    1 points MilcomHD

    Perambulate would have fit here a bit better

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  • 76 points bchevy

    Captain needs to stop being such a kwyjibo.

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  • 14 points bricko15

    Hahhaa nice one

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  • 2 points Sylanthra

    If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying

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  • -3 points luvs_animals

    More stupidity at We're Out of Cornflakes

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  • 1 points Zyratis

    Captain's got that unbeatable vocab game! 😂

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  • -81 points SaltyShawarma

    https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1exr2ms/never_play_scrabble_with_your_superior/

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    32 points jameye11

    Did you bother to look at the usernames?

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    22 points CoBr2

    It's the same poster. They're reposting themselves from a year ago.

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    27 points luvs_animals

    and???

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    -23 points Therval

    Rule 3?

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    5 points JerkfaceMcDouche

    You clearly do not have enough to do

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