Wait...I think I figured out why we haven't switched to metric.
While we're all too busy feeling ashamed of our small measurements, it much easier for the government to control us.
If every American with a dick started measuring himself in metric, our confidence would be so high, we'd stop fighting each other and become a peaceful country.
If you got 4", that means you got 10cm. You can look down and say, "You're a perfect 10, bro." Then immediately start succeeding in life.
There will be no more problems anymore because we all know every problem in the world stems from the subject of short stature. 😆
most women shorter than you arent gonna be able to tell a 1 inch difference...its when the 5'9.5 guys say they're "just under 6 ft" the eyebrows get raised.
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Smurf are Belgian they don't use the imperial system so he meant 6.2 cm
6.2 smurftimeters
To be fair 6"2''' might be correct
Which is bigger than average, many people are saying its almost too big
This is completely false.
Smurfs use standard apples to measure height.
So, 6.2 apples??
And they use , instead, so 6,2
6,2 cm
That's way above average, i'd say huge even.
I've had a sudden confidence boost. Thank you, kind Redditor.
Wait...I think I figured out why we haven't switched to metric.
While we're all too busy feeling ashamed of our small measurements, it much easier for the government to control us.
If every American with a dick started measuring himself in metric, our confidence would be so high, we'd stop fighting each other and become a peaceful country.
If you got 4", that means you got 10cm. You can look down and say, "You're a perfect 10, bro." Then immediately start succeeding in life.
There will be no more problems anymore because we all know every problem in the world stems from the subject of short stature. 😆
inserts doakes staring from car meme
You wanna get Smurfed or not?
what
I’m sorry, my son is also named getsmurfed.
We are all 3 apples tall, but some apples are bigger than others ;-)
3 apples 2 berries tall.
Yeah, but what’s her race?
Body shaming in 2025? This makes me 6’2 my stomach.
It's not body shaming if a person misrepresents themselves or blatantly lies about thier appearance. They deserve all the ridicule they get.
Fine!
You caught me! I'm only 0'2".
Now the whole world knows! Does that make you happier, now that my pride is wounded?
😝
Yeah this is actually highly offensive to six inch tall people, what the fuck was OP thinking?
6 but not 7 inch tall people
Pretty sure this isn’t body shaming!
Tobias, you blowhard!
Girl needs to be 100 pounds heavier for a picture to be accurate
She is already more than 100lbs heavier than the Smurf.
Should've just used Bigfoot instead a normal woman.
Now that would've been more accurate.
Weird take but ok
6cm 2mm
Ohh 6.2 was cm
Those are two measurements
Once again, “Christ, what an asshole” works for a New Yorker cartoon caption
Maybe he got confused Metric Imperial conversion
5 bananas and 3 apples tall take it or leave it 🔫
"when your profile said you were 6 inches I didnt think you meant your height"
6'2" where is matters
Yes, but he didn't say it's his height...
6"2.
Those were two measurements and he's only 2 inches tall.
I'm only 2,68. 😭
Just the right size to crawl inside.
You might need to take a break from watching 'The Boys'.
6'2 in smurf feets
most women shorter than you arent gonna be able to tell a 1 inch difference...its when the 5'9.5 guys say they're "just under 6 ft" the eyebrows get raised.
Who cares? What’s the obsession with height? They should add weight and body type too, because that’s just as important.
I think the joke is the Smurf had 6.2”, not 6’2” in their profile and the woman glazed over the specifics.