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"would you rather have a gun, or a mini-gun?" ~my pick up line so far I've only seduced Jesse Ventura
Looks like someone found the perfect way to make their partner feel like King Kong without spending a fortune on a trip to the Empire State Building.
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Proof that scale only matters until it becomes personal.
True, once it hits home, size doesn’t really matter at all.
All this small talk is making mine withdraw out of uneasiness.
Look at my tiny purse, my tiny dog, my tiny everything! giggles
letting the days go by, water flowing underground
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
What?
Idk. I was just following their lyrics with more lyrics
Oh, well I was quoting a Family Guy cutaway
Yeah, idk 🤷♂️
This whole thread is so real...
What?
"would you rather have a gun, or a mini-gun?" ~my pick up line
so far I've only seduced Jesse Ventura
Then giant lady hit's him with, your penis is so adorable!
Now show the ginormous phone...
But theres a difference between miniature and microscopic….
Somebody just visited Legoland
Wait until she sees his real miniatures. BLOOD FOR THE CORPSE EMPEROR!!
Miniature man living in his pants: Thanks man I really needed to hear that today.
I can't relate
Looks like someone found the perfect way to make their partner feel like King Kong without spending a fortune on a trip to the Empire State Building.
King Dong
She's a keeper!
Thanks. I am cured.
I feel seen
That's when you learn she's a hypocrite
lol 😸