It has aged so gracefully and is extremely distinctive. A red/grey jeep should be forgettable, but you instantly recognize it. These green/yellow/red cars are gorgeous, just a little tacky, but for a tourist trap it's perfect.
LOL. That was the worst continuity break in the movie. One minute there's a goat on a platform, then the T-rex eats the goat and comes through the fence, then the car goes back through the same hole and falls into the top of a tree?
Point is, your tree topper should be the goat platform. ;)
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I think you need a T-Rex tree topper.
Say T-Rex Tree Topper 5 times fast.
Tree-Rex Tree Tropper! Aww dammit.
I also said Tropper haha
Tree-Rex Tea Tropper. Damnit!
I was so confident that I could do this and then immediately fucked it up on the first syllable
I got Tree-Rex Tea Popper…About the third time 😂😂😂
Easy there Satan
Hey
I have a T-Rex riding a disco ball like Miley Cyrus. Would that help?
Why wouldn't that help, it sounds awesome!
Brontosaurus head sticking out the top, with a Santa hat.
and tiny children to put in the car, holding up the sheet of glass
Maybe OP has a cat on the floor ready to rip that thing out of the tree.
"Well .. we're back in the car again" 😂😂🤣.. not helping Timmy
Well, at least you're out of the tree
I lot of people asking what car this is. It's available lots of places just make sure it's the metal version. Here is the link to target. https://www.target.com/p/ford-explorer-red-and-yellow-with-green-graphics-jurassic-park-1993-movie-30th-anniversary-1-32-diecast-model-car-by-jada/-/A-88993195
Oh dang, that’s impressive that you wrecked it yourself.
There is another bigger box that includes Tim and the T-rex as well as the car. The sunroof collapses down like in the movie!
I will be forever in your debt 😭
Tree-Rex.
We have a Tree-Rex!
Tree-Rex doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to hunt.
Clever
...girl
Did you make it?
You can find the truck at target or Walmart and then carefully bend it.
If not I need a link lol
And they say Americans don't have their own culture...
Now all you need is a tiny T-Rex lurking behind a branch.
This is a great idea.
I was never a car kid growing up. Or a car guy. But man, I fucking loved this car. I had a model of it and everything. Great ornament
The style they picked for JP1 was incredible.
It has aged so gracefully and is extremely distinctive. A red/grey jeep should be forgettable, but you instantly recognize it. These green/yellow/red cars are gorgeous, just a little tacky, but for a tourist trap it's perfect.
I did too!! I think mine actually lit up inside and the doors worked
Does it slowly drop as we get closer to Christmas?
Now there's a fun idea.
Where are all the dinosaurs
"I really hate that man"
"Uhh, n-now eventually do might have dinosaurs on your -on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? Hel-hello? Yes?"
You can't see them while the lights are on
Walking on top of the trees to get through the fence.
“Well, we’re back in the tree now.”
"I threw up"
In case someone that doesn't know the reference to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78
Lmao
I think this was Gennaro.
<looking in a different direction> I think this was too.
Of course Gennaro's remains were near the road whereas the car was pushed over the cliff. But "yay" movie quotes!
Backwards... right?
Is that the car you can smash and put back together?
That's every car
Car toy lol
We're back in the jeep again
At least we're out of the tree
Mine is done in Pokemon ornaments I made
Where did you get this? lol
Incredible. No notes.
One note: need action figures of Tim and Allen further down the tree.
Hot take: JP is a Christmas film
I vividly remember it being on a few Christmases in a row.
LOL. That was the worst continuity break in the movie. One minute there's a goat on a platform, then the T-rex eats the goat and comes through the fence, then the car goes back through the same hole and falls into the top of a tree?
Point is, your tree topper should be the goat platform. ;)
Exactly what I was looking for. Always bugged me. But it made for a great scene if you can get around the mental gymnastics.
We are in the tree… Again…
Crazy yet refreshing what passes as funny here these days. I remember an era when the pre-blackout mods would remove this in a hot minute.
WELL. DONE! ✅
Need someone waving a flashlight around for some stupid reason.
Nnnnoooo
The best ornament!
Such a cool decoration!
Love this!
Did you paint some vomit in the back seat?
Indeed it is! Nice touch.
Oh man I have this toy. It just needs the headlights to be on with some leds.
That tree's ready to chase Santa around the living room! 😂
Omg I love this.
Bravo, 👌
Need some dinosaurs flocking this way.
This guy must be way out of compliance double check it might be an internal investigation hopefully it doesn't cost you anything good luck
Real talk how did the trex get onto the road if there was a giant cliff between the enclosure and the road?
I threw up
It’s so rare I see anything on social media and immediately know I need to do it myself but anyway, that’s ending up on my tree this year :)
Haha, trees are just trolling us with that logic.
Haha, that goat's got more plot armor than the TaRex ever did!
Jurassic tree just got a whole lot dinoamite! 😂
but does it have the require John McClane in a duct ornament?
Alan…
Very lore accurate 😂😂
Where’s Timmy?
😂 Haha, that's good - that's how it should be! Well, I laughed, thanks for the mood 😄
Amazing. Love.
This is the single greatest tree ornament I have ever seen.
Make sure to construct a moat that reaches significantly higher than the tree and is DEFINITELY not a continuity error.
You spared no expense.
❤️❤️❤️