Little do you know, he actually edited himself into his entire movie collection, so no matter if she put in Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Jimmy Carr Standup, a Yule log video, or whatever she picked out, he was ready to go.
"I had a script ready for every movie my love. All I can really say in this moment is, if I have to be ass to ass with anyone the rest of my life, I want it to be you"
Wot? You want me to help you propose to your girlfriend when she gets back from the toilet? I mean, sure you can go ahead. I'm sure she'll say yes as soon as she's got that other guy's cock out of her mouth - sorry, I mean when she gets back from the "toilet".
I literally paused the video about 20 seconds before the end and said out loud. "Am I about to get Skyrimmed? (Oh you're finally awake?). Then scrubbed to the end to see if I was about to wake up, hands bound, riding towards my execution in a cart.
Fortunately you just got engaged instead. Congrats!
It's such a happy, quirky, beautiful love song about being together and the way it feels when you realize you have found the right person. You are at the place you want to be. It's like you feel so joyful that the words come tumbling out strange but happy, and you just embrace the oddity of all.
“I come home, she lifted up her wings, guess that this must be the place” - this always made me think of coming home late from work and climbing into bed with someone, they lift the blanket up to welcome you in
Haha yep. The worst thing my GF tried to pull was asking to turn a show off because she wants to sleep, when we were halfway into the final episode. Ridiculous.
It is hard for me to understand it because I struggle to fall asleep at the best of times, just randomly drifting off is so alien to me.
This is what happens when people's brain are so fried by consuming short form content that their lives revolve around watching it in any given moment which is incredibly sad
I will be honest, i also watch it sometimes. But only a few at a time, which are of my interests, then it goes into these random attention grab shits in like 10 scrolls and that's when I'm out
They love each other so much and probably discussed marriage already but I can't imagine sitting through the whole start of this movie thinking about the final section of the proposal, i'd be so nervous.
Also, there’s some alternate timeline where she politely declines to keep it playing (“No I’ll wait for you, Honey Bear” or “No I want to watch this
scene with you, Honey Bear”) and it explodes into this massive argument.
That said, well done and congratulations to you both.
My favourite practical joke like this is when some edited Toy Story 3 to make it look like the movie ended when the toys wound up in the furnace, with the credits rolling right afterwards. And then played it at a party of adults who never saw the movie yet.
Brother put effort into video editing shrek, used skyrim subtitles for the content and proposed in private without pressuring his girlfriend into being around random people at the time.
I really appretiate this. It's funny, charming and feels like something that fits into who they are as a couple. It's also not in a massive public setting that puts pressure on her to not make it embarassing.
EFFORT PEOPLE....EFFORT....BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS...PUT IN THE WORK IF THEY ARE TRULY WORTH IT TO YOU! Dude took a minute to put this together, bravo sir!
That is my wife and my song as well. We used this excellent cover for our procession, it was incredible watching her walk down the aisle to me to it. Just sharing in case you'd like to use it in some capacity (artist is Tiny Home)
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Dude is like"HONEY! WE HAVE TO WATCH SHREK TONIGHT! WE HAVE TO WATCH IT TONIGHT NO MATTER WHAT!!"
Little do you know, he actually edited himself into his entire movie collection, so no matter if she put in Die Hard, Silence of the Lambs, Jimmy Carr Standup, a Yule log video, or whatever she picked out, he was ready to go.
"I wanna watch Requiem for a Dream!"
*sigh*
He edits himself to be the double sided dildo
Sorry, I was laughing too hard to accurately click the upvote.
"Ass-to-ass!"
This is the only thing I remember from the film besides Jennifer Connollys eyebrows.
“Baby…I’m at a loss for words…”
“Oh…uh…me too…but…go on(?)”
The what??
I'm quite sure there's a scene like that, but I watched it 20 years ago, it's not a movie you want to rewatch a lot lol.
yeah Jennifer Connelly had to pay for her drugs somehow in the end
In the end is right…
You would definitely remember that if you watched the movie.
Ass to ass!
"I had a script ready for every movie my love. All I can really say in this moment is, if I have to be ass to ass with anyone the rest of my life, I want it to be you"
"Can we watch Gummo tonight?"
Hostel would be worse 🤣🤣
It puts the ring on its finger or else it gets the hose again
omg, in the middle of a Jimmy Carr standup... dude would be roasted alive for interrupting. Even AI Jimmy would be ruthless.
Wot? You want me to help you propose to your girlfriend when she gets back from the toilet? I mean, sure you can go ahead. I'm sure she'll say yes as soon as she's got that other guy's cock out of her mouth - sorry, I mean when she gets back from the "toilet".
Yippee ki yay, mother fucker. Now I have an engagement ring, ho ho ho!
Pretty cool, but it's a bit hard to understand his proposal in The Human Centipede.
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist...
He's Tonguey.
Even the Carrot in a Box game was an option, a true 5 tool player!
OK now I really wanna know which Silence of the Lambs scene he would have added himself to
Yo babe? Remember that video on the internet where the guy tried shoving a jar up his ass???
sighs yes. I remember.
I wanna see him in The Neverending Story flying on Falkor. Or in Labyrinth in the ballroom scene.
Lmao this made me laugh too hard
And then leaves the room saying "Keep playing I've seen this already" (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
This should be a Tim Robinson sketch
No, no, you misunderstand... he waited 4 years for her to finally want to re-watch that Shrek.
I read this in the voice of Tim Robinson 🤣
Are those skyrim aubtitles?
Yes honey bear
I literally paused the video about 20 seconds before the end and said out loud. "Am I about to get Skyrimmed? (Oh you're finally awake?). Then scrubbed to the end to see if I was about to wake up, hands bound, riding towards my execution in a cart.
Fortunately you just got engaged instead. Congrats!
Haha they are!
I used to be a video editor, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Hey you, you're finally engaged...
Must have been the wind.
I've been on a Skyrim binge and clocked those right away.
Hail Sithis.
I hööörd dey where reforming the dawnguard! Vampire hunters!
...or something.
I could barely notice anything else
Futura Condensed Medium is the typeface name.
The Skyrim subtitles, it's interesting
Big fat load of Skyrim cum.
Do any of these fuckers just pop out of the wall and have a big fat cum shot?
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Was about to comment this!!
First thing I noticed
Don’t go to the cloud district very often do you?
Impressive suit change in one minute too, congratulations!!
Ya
Didnt notice the casual superpower on display here until you mentioned it
What makes it way funnier (and cuter) is her still being in pyjamas, but he clearly felt he needed to be more formal <3
He had to go to interrupt a wedding. You dont interrupt a wedding in PJs.
I was expecting him to come out in a Shrek suit. That is fine too I quess :(
I just adore the whole video! The PJ-tippy-toe hug at the end had me smiling ear to ear. Congratulations OP 😊💜
i can picture the rehearsal trying to find out what time in the movie to leave to change
There was definitely a dress rehearsal. Probably several.
I think he was wearing a suit not a dress. You can tell because he was suited for the role of fiance.
I stand corrected.
I can only imagine the frantic dressing he did as soon as he left the room, probably hopping on one leg trying to get the pants up lmao
I'm also impressed by how fashion-forward her lazing-around clothes are. Those are some fancy-ass pajamas right there.
Just like he "forgot" to censor her real name... Appears she's an actress and they are an Instragram couple...
Yep, good job, honey bear.
That's what I was gonna say! And he gets bonus points for proposing while she is in pajamas at home, not expecting it.
I'm imagining him breaking into a full sprint as soon as he was out the door and round the corner. Casual stroll off into hyperspeed quick change lol
Your gf’s reaction was too cute when she sat up on the couch in her pjs! Congratulations!
"Honey Bear" 🐻
Dude found a good one, to be sure.
Honestly, I think she has a crush on him
She definitely like likes him.
Big, if true.
Could just be polite, or Canadian. Best to keep your wits about you and keep looking for signs
There's no way to know for sure from this
She went straight to tip toes to keep her face as close to him as possible. True excitement.
She knew what was coming and was too excited to stay seated. Genuinely so fucking adorable. I love these heterosexuals.
I loved that. It was so cute.
Fiancée
She would still be gf at that point, no?
Ex-gf actually
the way she lept to get a front row seat!
Whoops
The tip toes got me too. That was so cute!
Great song choice!
What's the song called again? It's on the tip of my tongue.
This Must Be The Place (naïve melody) by the Talking Heads.
It's such a happy, quirky, beautiful love song about being together and the way it feels when you realize you have found the right person. You are at the place you want to be. It's like you feel so joyful that the words come tumbling out strange but happy, and you just embrace the oddity of all.
OP knows what he's got. Happy for you both.
“I come home, she lifted up her wings, guess that this must be the place” - this always made me think of coming home late from work and climbing into bed with someone, they lift the blanket up to welcome you in
I do this often. Only in my household we call it the Angelic Dutch oven.
Played that song at my wedding. I love Talking Heads.
Iron and Wine do an amazing cover in their style. Probably the only cover of this song I actually like.
You should try the version by cellist Kishi Bashi. It was featured in an episode the live action Titans show and it blew me away.
“You have a face with a view” is one of the most sincere things I’ve ever heard when explaining the feeling of looking at someone you truly love.
Lucky girl, very original, she seemed genuinely surprised and happy. Good luck for both of you in this new start.
He killed it! Awesome.
No, he proposed. Pay attention.
I missed that too, thanks for clarifying
I also like that he didn't put her on the spot publicly.
Just filmed for millions to view but AFTERWARDS so it's fine
Amazing story. I wish them well.
You know some people like public proposals. Know your partner and what they would prefer.
You guys are so cute it's gross, congratulations!
loving the skyrim subtitles
The way the girl suddenly sprang up from lying down, excited to see what would happen next
Lucky man. I wish my gf was capable of watching a movie without also watching TikTok.
Mine falls asleep. So often I end up watching a move by myself that I didn't even really want to watch in the first place
But now you’re really invested and have to know if Miranda Cosgrove gets the guy at the end.
No, I’m trapped, she’s snoozing on my chest and I know the PlayStation beep will wake her. I know I can disable the beep I just haven’t done it yet
Disable the beep and keep a controller within arms reach at all times
What’s worse is then when she wants to finish the movie the next night and you have to rewatch the second half 🙄
Haha yep. The worst thing my GF tried to pull was asking to turn a show off because she wants to sleep, when we were halfway into the final episode. Ridiculous.
It is hard for me to understand it because I struggle to fall asleep at the best of times, just randomly drifting off is so alien to me.
This would legitimately be a deal braker for me. I find it super irritating.
It would slow down the deal?
Nice!
oh man my ex used to do this and now my current gf doesnt. Im a happy man.
This is what happens when people's brain are so fried by consuming short form content that their lives revolve around watching it in any given moment which is incredibly sad
I cant belive people watch shorts. I blocked it on youtube.
Also blocked them after seeing the negative effects it was having on me. Of course a million shorts still pop up if I search for a vid
I will be honest, i also watch it sometimes. But only a few at a time, which are of my interests, then it goes into these random attention grab shits in like 10 scrolls and that's when I'm out
LOL
I was thinking this would have failed for me and my GF. She just spaces out or something when I leave the room when we are watching shows or movies.
What did I miss??
Her- Ummmm ahhhhh I dont know.
Me - SMH
my ex used to wake up and first thing she did was tiktok. fucking hated it
Addiction is a real problem
That's far too cute and joyful for me at this time in the morning, especially before I have had my coffee...
Congratulations! 🎉
I needed this slice of "life goes on" -- and I appreciate people sharing their love like this. Make it last!
Did they finish the movie after?
Yeah, after after after lol
Now this is the real question!
damn thats cute
OP took an arrow to the knee. Nice.
Sadly, both are currently in jail following a major Universal lawsuit for copyright violation /s
Love it! Extra points for "This Must Be The Place".
Damn that was Good!!! INGENIOUS!!!!
I have to give credit where credit is due! He did a solid job!
Changed into suit but still no shoes in the house. Pro move.
Honey Bear?
Yes, my little dingleberry?
Would you like a cuppa, my sweetikins?
Solid name.
Smart to do this at night. Confirms she's not an ogre.
Couldn't do that with my girlfriend, she would either look at her phone at that moment or be asleep. lol
Well done mate, solid effort!
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
They love each other so much and probably discussed marriage already but I can't imagine sitting through the whole start of this movie thinking about the final section of the proposal, i'd be so nervous.
Would it have been too much to ask to edit in donkey popping up and saying, "what'd she say, what'd she say?"
This is an absolute hell yeah moment
Hell yeah
Nearly banana bread at work worthy
I love this and it’s really sweet and I cried.
Also, there’s some alternate timeline where she politely declines to keep it playing (“No I’ll wait for you, Honey Bear” or “No I want to watch this scene with you, Honey Bear”) and it explodes into this massive argument.
That said, well done and congratulations to you both.
God damn that's cute. I wish them both the best, they seem like a nice couple.
Congrats! I'm glad she didn't just start scrolling her phone when you got up :-D.
Congrats, honey bear!
My favourite practical joke like this is when some edited Toy Story 3 to make it look like the movie ended when the toys wound up in the furnace, with the credits rolling right afterwards. And then played it at a party of adults who never saw the movie yet.
"Yes Honey Bear!" was adorable. Wishing you both many happy years together.
It's 5:25am and I'm crying. Thanks a lot!
It's all captured on camera so she can remember it forever, that time when she looked good in pjs
Hubby: "Hey baby, uh... Wanna watch Shrek tonight?"
Wife: "Nah, I'm not really feeling it."
Hubby: "👁️👄👁️"
As soon as I left the room my wife would have instantly been on her phone missing everything.
thats not funny dude im bouta cry. congratulations man
where funny
Brother put effort into video editing shrek, used skyrim subtitles for the content and proposed in private without pressuring his girlfriend into being around random people at the time.
10/10 - what a classy gentleman
This must be the place
I like it that it's just you guys at home, comfortably with each other and not some big public space. Really your own special moment.
Congrats!
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
I really appretiate this. It's funny, charming and feels like something that fits into who they are as a couple. It's also not in a massive public setting that puts pressure on her to not make it embarassing.
THANK YOU for not doing this in a public place. This was much more special anyway. I wish more people would realize this.
Gooooooo Honey Bear!! ❤️
Aw that’s so fucking cute bro congrats to yall
Damn that’s the end of the movie too 😂 he sat through the whole movie sweating bullets
That’s my favorite Talking Heads song. Well done, sir.
Disney now owns your likeness.
This made me smile way to much 😆
Epic dude. That was a fantastic and memorable way to ask her to marry you. Well done and congratulations
This is absolutely amazing! Congratulations 🎉🎊🍾
This feels oddly staged
inspired by this https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/emc7de/for_the_past_six_months_ive_been_animating_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Dude nice freaking job. What a special memory to have with your wife.
Nicely done, but rehearsing "I'm at a loss for words" is a cop out :p
Now that's just too darn adorable. She watches Shrek with you, dressed in jammies on the couch, that's marriage material indeed.
Congrats... happy for you... Nice..
This is a sign of true love
With the Skyrim subs I was half expecting this to end with a "hey you, you're finally awake"
Shrek is love <3
Wouldnt work for me and my partner because she would be deep asleep by this point
Skyrim subtitles :'D
Is that the damn Skyrim font
Thank God I proposed before this hit my wife's TikTok
This is amazing
Your kids are going to love this!
May I say, your editing skills are top. Is this your day job?
When will this be in theaters?
Well pack it up boys. None can best that
EFFORT PEOPLE....EFFORT....BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS...PUT IN THE WORK IF THEY ARE TRULY WORTH IT TO YOU! Dude took a minute to put this together, bravo sir!
Yeah… no pressure on the rest of us now.
Constantly setting the bar higher and higher 😒
My favorite part is the Skyrim subtitles.
When she started to realize something was happening, it was just *chefs kiss*. I got tears in my eyes
This is wholesome. Congratulations! But why the Skyrim font? 😂
Knowing my girlfriend she would just go on her phone and not even clock what was happening on the TV 🤣🤣
My wife would miss that completely while on her phone
I love everything about this XD
Why are the subtitles skyrim subtitles
That is my wife and my song as well. We used this excellent cover for our procession, it was incredible watching her walk down the aisle to me to it. Just sharing in case you'd like to use it in some capacity (artist is Tiny Home)
https://youtu.be/9kdoXLqnx_c?si=QIQs7UZ5uh5ystBI
Congrats to you both!