Hey guys, important update:

Suck my toes you ass fuckers fuck yall

state of the subreddit

Hey guys, I really need to tell you something....

🖕

Fuck yall

🖕☃️🎄'Tis the Season to Go Fuck Yourself. 🖕☃️🎄

You should all take great pleasure in pleasing my succulent loins. Otherwise, fuck you.

I'm back home in Ohio now from Florida. Fuck snow. And, while it goes with out saying, I take great happiness in saying it anyway: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

If you think this post is about you, you're right. Fuck you 🖕

Fuck yall pickle ticklers 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Guess what?

Fuck termites

Fuck every single last one of you, all the way up and down the aisle. 🖕🖕🖕

Happy Thanksgiving? Eh, catch *this,* paint it green, then go fuck yourselves: 🖕🦃💨

Black Friday Bawl Lickings - 2 for 1 special is ACTIVE. Lick muh bawlz for Doorbuster Prices! Act now. Limited time offer!

You're all invited to my place for Thanksgiving if you have no where to go. We're having a Spam turkey stuffed with shit and basted in dehydrated urine. Also serving a "special sauce" for gravy, an asshole casserole, and hair pie for desert. BYOB and/or weed. 🖕

With sincere apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein:

🎊🎉It's MONDAY!!! Yippee!!! I LOVE Mondays!!!!🎉🍾

Here's your weekly reminder to BLOW IT OUT YOUR FUCKING ASSES! Oh...and fuck you.

A pre-holiday carol:

I got a hemorrhoid from this group

🎅🎄🎶 "Just hear those sleigh bells ring-a-ling, ding-ding-ding-a-ling too ..." 🎶🎄🎅

Just found this sub, just wanted to reach out and say

Should we create a "sister sub" named FuckYouAfterDark. Or is it a given that we're *always* in the dark? 🖕either way.