FML in a nonviolent way!
He deserves to be uncomfortable, like wearing wet socks and slightly undersized underwear.
May his warm (religiously conforming) drinks be always a bit too cold and he be constantly anxious about all his social interactions but will never remember the right thing to say until he's just about to go to sleep.
Put him in a room with a bunch of Maga Christian Nationalists and get them all talking about their opinions about Mormons. Then point out that Lee is Mormon and they should ask him what he thinks about their opinions.
Then play the video of this at the next general conference.
I really like this idea. FML! With an old dry extra large corn cob.
May ants crawl into his garments and irritate him the rest of the day
May the Bird of Paradise fly up his nose. FML!
May an elephant caress him with its toes. FML!
Mike Lee is worse than a wet sandwich.
May his asshole itch every day
Pin worm!
This x1000!
May rabid weasels infest his trousers!
May he get bitten by mosquitoes in between his toes. May there always be a gnat buzzing near his ear. May his hairs be ingrown.
He deserves worse than that I am sorry to inform you.