Trimming a boxwood ball.
  • 279 points Grand-Raccoon-4408

    is this an appropriate community to say fuck boxwoods

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    140 points Lord_Acorn

    I literally came to the comments to say "fuck boxwoods" lol. I'm an arborist and about 20% of my calls are for boxwoods

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    48 points thecasualchemist

    Ohh, what's wrong with boxwoods? I assume they're just non-native to north america, and planting native is always better. Is there a larger reason to avoid them beyond this? Genuinely asking to learn.

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    88 points Dry-Impression8809

    Honestly, most places nothing. Depending on where you live they might be invasive. They are basically the bush equivalent of a nicely manicured lawn tho. A non-native that is over planted and people spend way too much money dumping 'cides on them and having them trimmed multiple times a year

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    5 points IntoTheWild2369

    Pesti

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    5 points ttv_CitrusBros

    It looks better before the trim in my opinion.

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    36 points 1ceknownas

    They stink.

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    12 points vestigialcranium

    Oh, never noticed. I have noticed them house thousands of snails though

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    7 points neatureguy420

    It’s the classic wanna be English lord bush

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    6 points TurntablesGenius

    In my part of the US there’s also the Box Tree Moth which I’ve heard described as invasive, though I don’t know that it has any major negative effect on anything other than boxwoods. The problem that comes with that is that all the people who want to keep their boxwood shrubs keep buying replacement ones and having them treated with insecticides that target moths, as if it wasn’t enough to be growing plants that just don’t support native insects.

    Source: I work at a garden park that has a ton of boxwoods and we’ve had to treat them like this. The ones we don’t treat get chewed to bits by caterpillars, and we are slowly replacing any boxwoods we have with other shrubs that are better suited to the environment and purpose in the garden.

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    -2 points No_Explorer_8848

    There isnt really anything wrong with them, nor with lawns. But they kinda belong in the same category in that they’re boring and dont have that much to offer wildlife. (Weedy mulch mowed lawns actually have a lot more to offer wildlife but that’s another topic)

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    16 points -SQB-

    r/FuckBoxwoods

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    8 points twistedpiggies

    Haha. I fell for that.

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    8 points -SQB-

    Or be the change you want to see in this world.

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    -25 points LMoE

    This sub is just lazy.

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  • 113 points WTF0302

    Would be awesome and sophomoric if there were two of these flanking something columnar.

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    33 points DayPretend8294

    As long as the column remains safe and intact.

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    9 points cKMG365

    I mean, after all, a column is just a cylinder

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    3 points LonelyKirbyMain

    A topiary neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon?

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    2 points WTF0302

    I had to google that shit. Kind of amazing. 🙏

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  • 68 points Due_Neighborhood6014

    I came here assuming the end of the video would be the guy doing all the trimming and then just cut the fucker off at the root, needless to say, I am disappointed.

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  • 117 points Blenderx06

    I like when he jiggles it.

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  • 26 points Toro_duck

    The bugs inside getting fucken wriggled around in there

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    4 points IhateCaecilians

    there are no bugs, they cannot support any life

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  • 43 points iNapkin66

    Is the tarp on the ground so it doesnt get itchy from all the trimmings?

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    12 points marriedwithchickens

    The trimmings take a long time to degrade, so they don’t blend in well. It’s easier to gather them up and put them in compost elsewhere.

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    10 points WTF0302

    You might have missed the joke.

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  • 14 points Cael_NaMaor

    Looked better before the trim

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  • 34 points genman

    Boxwoods are the most boring landscaping plant, after grass, maybe third after Arborvitae? I see them go in, they get abused, and then die pretty regularly. They do smell a bit like cat urine to folks but I can tolerate it.

    Likely there's at least a few native shrubs, likely evergreen, that would do better in your locale. And would actually support local insects.

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    4 points Iricene

    This is what smelks like cat piss????? Ugh! I always wondered why do many people's house reeked.

    I always hated them for being boring.. not a hate then for smelling horrible!

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    4 points Laputitaloca

    Is that where the smell of cat piss is coming from?! Oh FML. I already hated those damn hedges.

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    3 points IhateCaecilians

    arborvitae isn't boring as long as it's in it's native range

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    2 points marriedwithchickens

    I disagree with your observations. They do well in my area and can be used in a variety of ways. I like a more natural look, though.

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  • 13 points Pancheel

    Sphere, just like nature intended 🤣 I like that plant when it has more freedom of shape, but still it won't support local fauna.

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  • 9 points SubmersibleKormarant

    It's pretty cool because it's a similar skill set.

    This is precisely how I trim my own balls

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  • 8 points gilligan1050

    Well, I’ve been trimming my balls wrong all along.

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  • 5 points joetableleg

    I bet his hands smell like cat pee after that.

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  • 5 points REALtirefire

    Ugh I hate boxwoods. So stinky

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  • 12 points kdhooters

    Oddly sexy with the wobbling and arse slap....

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    2 points majesticallyfoxy

    Username checks out 😉

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    3 points kdhooters

    Hehe what can I say....

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  • 10 points OutrageousRhubarb853

    Everything reminds me of her

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  • 5 points Sleepy-Confucius

    Fuck lawns …. But let’s show a video of some dude cutting a hedge on his or in front of his lawns

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  • 4 points Primary_Crab687

    Show me a ballwood box and I'll be impressed 

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  • 5 points squashqueen

    Haha I hate boxwoods too, they're so boring. BUT as a gardener for my job, I do love the satisfaction of getting them so absurdly spherical 😂

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  • 3 points AdOnly6754

    Jiggles just right

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  • 3 points Beteldjeuce

    Me when I’ve got a date tomorrow 

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  • 3 points QuiGonTimm94

    Jiggle it more.

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  • 2 points DungBeetle1983

    You missed a spot.

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  • 2 points bchall

    Boxwoods are just lawn in 3D

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  • 2 points Zippier92

    Boxwoods make good bonsai.

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  • 2 points thecarolinelinnae

    I mean, I appreciate a good topiary.

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    3 points poopsy__daisy

    Sure, but a sphere is about the most boring topiary you could make.

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    1 points thecarolinelinnae

    True, but it still takes skill and time and effort.

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  • 1 points Uber_Wulf

    sphere

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  • 1 points Equivalent-Maize-682

    I was about to say might as well kill it now lol

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  • 1 points Constant_Wear_8919

    Its called sheering fam

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  • 1 points jack_herring

    I swear when I go to the barber every few months there are people who come in with short hair & absolutely no need for a haircut. They are super picky but leave looking practically the same (just 25 bucks poorer). I feel like guy is absolutely one of those weirdos.

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  • 1 points LifeRoyal3527

    Hey Edward, pretty cool!

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  • 1 points ComeHereOften1972

    it looks fluffy!

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  • 1 points pandershrek

    Jiggle jiggle jiggle

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  • 1 points No_Explorer_8848

    It’s funny to me that buxus is an alternative to lawns. I mean, what has been gained from this exchange?

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  • 1 points russiablows

    Boxwoods suck beyond belief. Too much maintenance. No benefit to the ecology in the yard being an exotic species.

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  • 1 points pennsyltuckyprole

    "I never said you aren't good at what you do, just that what you do is not worth doing."

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  • 1 points jellybuttrpnut

    The slap and jiggle

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  • 1 points byuido

    WIGGINS!! Coming!

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  • 1 points Stoned_Druid

    I would slap it each day when getting the mail. Those jiggle physics were unexpected.

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  • 1 points Disastrous-Low-6277

    Song?

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  • 1 points Commercial_Intern541

    Pretty!

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