It's Erebus. You know he was stealing the flour and the cute kids in order to make a cutie pie. A most vile heresy, as the meat has not been processed enough and will induce chaos taint. Burn the heretic!
Shred his body into meal while still alive, bake his corpse into bread and then shove that bread up Slaanesh’s ass before they’re plowed by some horrific demon.
He should be forced to make bread for free and watch it go down.
Do you really want Erebus touching food?
Lawyer: "Your Honor, My Client Erebus-"
Judge: "Death."
Yes
I'm imagining Lionel Hutz as the lawyer
Oohhh can we get Curze sitting as the judge? Pretty please? That asshole won't make it quick!
Burn the heretic!!!!
It's Erebus. You know he was stealing the flour and the cute kids in order to make a cutie pie. A most vile heresy, as the meat has not been processed enough and will induce chaos taint. Burn the heretic!
Execution via brazen bull
Public excecution.
Make him a servitor, and have him either with the Legio Custodes, or cleaning up Monarchia.
Alone in a room with Kharn.
May his souffle fall.
Fuck him!
Shot
The death sentence
Conrad Kurze, heavy breathing Stole you say?
He wants the flour? He should be forced to eat all the flour, at once!
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Warp drive refueler or pentient engine. If he survives one, give him the other.
Absolute dismemberment
Evicerstion.
Kharn the Betrayer beats Erebus once for every grain of flour in the bag he stole.
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Erebus is the hero
Option D(objectively correct): Stabbed with his own Athame and dropped down a sewer drain
Erebus is guilty just for stealing the air in his lungs. His sentence is a meltagun to the back of the head.
Death by khan
Moderate r atheism for a year without ban privileges.
Make sure Erebus is in real space and time it in the Warp, so one year in the Warp would be something like 3,000 years for him
Karn has work to do
It's Erebus. Him starving and him stealing flour are two entirely different things. Execution on the spot
Pomeranian hat while a distorted Carameldansen plays on repeat
Shred his body into meal while still alive, bake his corpse into bread and then shove that bread up Slaanesh’s ass before they’re plowed by some horrific demon.
Find all 40,000 warhammers,....and whack his pp.
You sure that's not a Sontaran?
I just got a warning from Reddit for threatening violence against Erebus. WTF is this shitty company?