What should this idiot's punishment be?
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  • 24 points GreedyFatBastard

    He should be forced to make bread for free and watch it go down.

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    1 points Emerald_Digger

    Do you really want Erebus touching food?

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  • 20 points khornes_knight

    Lawyer: "Your Honor, My Client Erebus-"
    Judge: "Death."

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    5 points Sergeantbud

    Yes

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    1 points Fluffy_Ace

    I'm imagining Lionel Hutz as the lawyer

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    1 points Lexyinspace

    Oohhh can we get Curze sitting as the judge? Pretty please? That asshole won't make it quick!

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  • 8 points elroddo74

    Burn the heretic!!!!

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  • 6 points JackWhoWanders

    It's Erebus. You know he was stealing the flour and the cute kids in order to make a cutie pie. A most vile heresy, as the meat has not been processed enough and will induce chaos taint. Burn the heretic!

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  • 5 points InevitableNoise1144

    Execution via brazen bull

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  • 5 points Bulky_Secretary_6603

    Public excecution.

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  • 4 points Applepieoverdose

    Make him a servitor, and have him either with the Legio Custodes, or cleaning up Monarchia.

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  • 4 points Fable-Teller

    Alone in a room with Kharn.

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  • 2 points TelenorTheGNP

    May his souffle fall.

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  • 2 points PrimarchGuilliman

    Fuck him!

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  • 2 points Th3Tru3Silv3r-1

    Shot

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  • 2 points Sergeantbud

    The death sentence

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  • 2 points Common-Illustrator

    Conrad Kurze, heavy breathing Stole you say?

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  • 2 points l_dunno

    He wants the flour? He should be forced to eat all the flour, at once!

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  • 1 points InternalSpare695

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points TheTsarofKLV

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points cinnamonroll247

    Warp drive refueler or pentient engine. If he survives one, give him the other.

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  • 1 points Witchcleaver666

    Absolute dismemberment

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  • 1 points Sir_mop_for_a_head

    Evicerstion.

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  • 1 points ybotpowered

    Kharn the Betrayer beats Erebus once for every grain of flour in the bag he stole.

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  • 1 points Unhallowed-Heart

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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  • 1 points Next-Past-3953

    Erebus is the hero

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  • 1 points Troqlodyte

    Option D(objectively correct): Stabbed with his own Athame and dropped down a sewer drain

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  • 1 points ArmedDeadlyAres

    Erebus is guilty just for stealing the air in his lungs. His sentence is a meltagun to the back of the head.

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  • 1 points JoshMC2000sev

    Death by khan

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  • 1 points Darklordofbunnies

    Moderate r atheism for a year without ban privileges.

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    1 points No1PDPStanAccount

    Make sure Erebus is in real space and time it in the Warp, so one year in the Warp would be something like 3,000 years for him

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  • 1 points Rough-Cover1225

    Karn has work to do

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  • 1 points tom04cz

    It's Erebus. Him starving and him stealing flour are two entirely different things. Execution on the spot

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  • 1 points Cellenwenx

    Pomeranian hat while a distorted Carameldansen plays on repeat

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  • 1 points Chronomata

    Shred his body into meal while still alive, bake his corpse into bread and then shove that bread up Slaanesh’s ass before they’re plowed by some horrific demon.

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  • 1 points Virtual-Plenty-839

    Find all 40,000 warhammers,....and whack his pp.

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  • 1 points crusoe

    You sure that's not a Sontaran?

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  • 1 points Unhallowed-Heart

    I just got a warning from Reddit for threatening violence against Erebus. WTF is this shitty company?

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