Bobby B. The banter alone would be epic. Plus he looks like he'd throw a better feast. The man looks like he enjoys his food. Tyrion's feast would just be a table full of wine, which is nice enough, but I want an oversized turkey leg to chomp on too!
Its nice, until bobby feels like making you or anyone else around him uncomfortable
Early tyrion is a party animal and has more respect for than himself. He atleast respects people more than other highbornes.
Then again, if im affluent enough bobby might have my head spiked if he thinks im ignoring his party.. really depends on alot of factors. Current state of politics and the kings mood
Tyrion's whole thing is not keeping "cultivated" company, though. They're the only people who bother to speak straight with him, because he's Tywin Lannister's son.
None, they'd probably bring hookers and I don't want that, I'd rather go to a party by Mace Tyrell in which I could probably get to eat the best food in copious amounts, swim in the best wine... and talk to his daughter.
On one hand, Bobby is gracious and considerate with his guest. He may not focus on you, but he definitely knows your there and will keep you interested
But Tyrion is a genius. His parties are probably going to include a lot of things you’ve never seen or done or tasted before. Lots of laughter and if you play things right, definitely an after party
Hunting, Fighting, and Feasting are going to be the main events, with more than enough drinking for my tastes. I personally like hunting and tournaments so those are right up my alley.
The Imp's party will be pretty good too, but probably heavier on the drinking and whoring. I like a good drink, but the whoring really isn't my thing.
Imagine if the two were at the same party. We've never seen Bobby B and Tyrion have a conversation. They actually have a lot in common: drinking, whoring and hating Tywin.
its tough. bobby b is guaranteed to be great. food and wine galore. women would want me just because i was invited. but a tyrion party would be good but more chill. you could let loose there i imagine. hell if you didnt like the wine you could probably tell him and he would make it a new game "EVERYONE FIND A WINE THIS IDIOT LIKES" bobby b would just call my mother a whore. yunno id go to tyrions party. i like them chill.
Bobbys, cuz I don’t want to shatter a vase in Casterly Rock and have to drunk explain to Tywin how I broke a vase Joanna commissioned and have him go Rains of Castermere on me ass
The half man - rich enough to bankroll whatever he wants. A true connoisseur who can provide the best of the best. A party with Bobby b is probably one where you have to walk around eggshells lest the angry drunk beats you to death
Bobby B. The banter alone would be epic. Plus he looks like he'd throw a better feast. The man looks like he enjoys his food. Tyrion's feast would just be a table full of wine, which is nice enough, but I want an oversized turkey leg to chomp on too!
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
You tell em Bobby B Bot
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
It was, it really was Bobby B Bot
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
What about after?
No they don’t, they really don’t Bobby B Bot
I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!
You absolutely can Bobby B
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
The mad king did what he liked, has your brother in law ever told you what happened to him, Bobby B Bot?
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
I would want to go to both. But Bobby B is the king.
Seems like I'd be stuck between Casterly Rock and a hard place.
A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
Just listening to him talk about his past adventures would be a lot of fun.
Its nice, until bobby feels like making you or anyone else around him uncomfortable
Early tyrion is a party animal and has more respect for than himself. He atleast respects people more than other highbornes.
Then again, if im affluent enough bobby might have my head spiked if he thinks im ignoring his party.. really depends on alot of factors. Current state of politics and the kings mood
Bobby B doesn't delight in making his guests feel uncomfortable. Where did you get that from?
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
YOU HEARD THE MAN, GO FIND AN OVERSIZED TURKEY LEG TO CHOMP ON. NOWWWW!!!
They would both have booze and hookers, but Bobby B is the king and would likely have the bigger party so Bobby B it is.
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
Yeah, this is the correct party
What kind of party is this, Bobby B?
DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
... a wild one, apparently
He's also a major reason the crown is broke
Tyrion’s “party” is getting drunk alone at a brothel because EVERYONE is going to Bobby B’s Holliday Bash
GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!
Bobby B that's how we feel after your party, sire
HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
He's sentient...again
https://i.redd.it/5qi9f6h3hm9g1.gif
100%. Bobby B throws a party first and then figures out how to pay for it later. Jousting. Feasting. Ale. Spared no expense.
GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!
Bobby B is this a cry for help?
COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!
Nah, I'd go to Tyrions for the conversation
Tyrion's.
Bobby B is just gonna be a bunch of drunk old guys talking about the good ol' days.
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
We know, Bobby B, we've heard this story a hundred times already.
YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!
I think that fool wants you to stop living in the past, Bobby B
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
Dynamite drop-in, Bobby.
Sentient
I think Bobby B knows how to party.
I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!
Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
Basically the Moose lodge.
Yep, having a nice talk with cultivated people that ends in a drunk orgy sounds far better than maybe beeing killed by a warrior I accidentally offend
Tyrion's whole thing is not keeping "cultivated" company, though. They're the only people who bother to speak straight with him, because he's Tywin Lannister's son.
Robert
Great food, wine flowing like water, and enough women for everyone to have a warm bed that night
Sounds like the perfect way to spend a day
Until he challenges you to a fight...
He'd need to find the breatplate stretcher first
Head on down to party with Bobby B! Shit, what's the worst that can happen, he gets killed by a boar? Fat chance, dude is a monster.
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
Bobby B, not even close, Tyrion is a miseable drunk, Bobby B is a drunk party animal with zero fucks to give.
COME, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING! BOW, YA SHITS!
Bobby B would throw a better party with all the food, hookers, and stories you want
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
I’m going to Tyrion’s because Cersei probably won’t be there and that’s one bitch that’ll ruin a party…
None, they'd probably bring hookers and I don't want that, I'd rather go to a party by Mace Tyrell in which I could probably get to eat the best food in copious amounts, swim in the best wine... and talk to his daughter.
Bobby B all day!
TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!
Man that’s a tough one.
On one hand, Bobby is gracious and considerate with his guest. He may not focus on you, but he definitely knows your there and will keep you interested
But Tyrion is a genius. His parties are probably going to include a lot of things you’ve never seen or done or tasted before. Lots of laughter and if you play things right, definitely an after party
It’s a tough one
King Rob!
Hunting, Fighting, and Feasting are going to be the main events, with more than enough drinking for my tastes. I personally like hunting and tournaments so those are right up my alley.
The Imp's party will be pretty good too, but probably heavier on the drinking and whoring. I like a good drink, but the whoring really isn't my thing.
I feel like tyrions party might just randomly get super depressing and serious out of nowhere so I'd go with Bobby.
Bobby B for the win
I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?
Bobby B’s
IN MY DREAMS, I KILL HIM EVERY NIGHT!
I don't drink alcohol, so I'd go where there's more food as well. Bobby B.'s the rightful king of parties!
THE GODS BE DAMNED! IT WAS A HOLLOW VICTORY THEY GAVE ME!
Imagine if the two were at the same party. We've never seen Bobby B and Tyrion have a conversation. They actually have a lot in common: drinking, whoring and hating Tywin.
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
its tough. bobby b is guaranteed to be great. food and wine galore. women would want me just because i was invited. but a tyrion party would be good but more chill. you could let loose there i imagine. hell if you didnt like the wine you could probably tell him and he would make it a new game "EVERYONE FIND A WINE THIS IDIOT LIKES" bobby b would just call my mother a whore. yunno id go to tyrions party. i like them chill.
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
As a woman...neither. I guess Tyrion if I had to choose. He seems more fun to hang out with. I want to go to Olenna's parties.
I feel like this question basically boils down to would you rather attend a Joust or an Orgy lol
BOBBYYYYY BBBBBB. i want to take him to the bone zone
Tyrion. He’ll prob be more apt to share the women. But downside is there will be a lot of snooty lannisters there
Bobby B’s would probably have more fights, Tyrion’s would have more tits and ass. I’ll take Tyrion’s party
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
Tyrion will have the Boats n Hoes
Tyrions cause Roberts would be just him bragging about how great he is
You know tyrions party at the summer isles will have mad tits out
The one with tits and wine. Actually, that could be either...
Tyrion is hosting a salon, Bobby B is having a party
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
Tyrion. Bobby is to aggresive and unpredictable for my taste.
Bobbys, cuz I don’t want to shatter a vase in Casterly Rock and have to drunk explain to Tywin how I broke a vase Joanna commissioned and have him go Rains of Castermere on me ass
Wild boar is very good
Bobby b Would have better food.
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!
Bobby B is the damn king, it looks better for you getting drunk with the king than it would be anyone else in the kingdom.
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
The half man - rich enough to bankroll whatever he wants. A true connoisseur who can provide the best of the best. A party with Bobby b is probably one where you have to walk around eggshells lest the angry drunk beats you to death
DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!
Y'all are forgetting that BOBBY B could get any courtesans or paramour he wanted. There would be women around.
DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!
Bobby B would just want trade old Warstories, get drunk and be smad
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
Bobby B is the party for me
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
They're both going to have booze and whores, but Tyrion is less likely to drunkenly fight someone.
I’d flip a coin and be happy with either result
Tyrion might poison you if it serves his needs
Baratheon. He's a king and wouldn't care about spending coins.
I feel like Bobby B throws a rager where everyone is invited and Tyrion hosts an intimate party with each guests needs being carefully thought of.
YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!
Bobby B. For sure
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE AND HER TITS
I feel like Bobby B and Tyrion would have got along very well provided they could each respectively handle each others inevitable drunken insults.
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
A Bobby B and Tyrion joint rager? Party for the ages.
YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!
Bobby B. Tyrion would probably cancel his and then try to throw a double party with Bobby B.
I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!
Yeah tyrion prob will serve kids menus