Which Trial was fairer?
  • 105 points 1470167

    I mean one was judged by a scientist

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    50 points Axenfonklatismrek

    Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?

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  • 48 points Chumlee1917

    The witch oneĀ 

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    39 points ShookMyHeadAndSmiled

    The witch herself said it was fair.

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    14 points TheKnightWhoSaisNi

    Witch? I thought she was a duck

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    21 points ShookMyHeadAndSmiled

    No no, she weighed the same as a duck, proving her to be a witch. I understand the subtleties of jurisprudence can be difficult for many people.

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    4 points timbasile

    Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

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    3 points AtlasMKII

    Talking duck does seem kinda witchy

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    2 points Torfried-Giantsfraud

    Also known in the hierarchy of evil as Duck the Loquacious

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  • 15 points CaptainDantes

    She turned me into a newt!! What further evidence do you need?

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    12 points Nice-Pipe4749

    A newt?

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    13 points CarryBeginning1564

    He got better

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  • 11 points tsukiyomi01

    Certainly, there was less malice on display with the second one.

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    6 points Axenfonklatismrek

    But there was less duck in the first

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  • 8 points Aduro95

    Objectively the duck one. They administered a test to empirically prove she weighed as much as a witch, and far less than a normal woman.

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  • 3 points El_Tijuano

    A duck!

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    1 points Axenfonklatismrek

    Exactly, so logically....

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    2 points El_Tijuano

    If she weighs the same as a duck...

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    1 points Axenfonklatismrek

    And therefore

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    2 points El_Tijuano

    A witch!!

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  • 3 points MeadowRoseGlen

    GOT was at its peak during this time

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  • 3 points Rohirrim777

    the case was better presented in the second.

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  • 2 points Torfried-Giantsfraud

    Tyrion was shite at defending himself imo, would've been pretty easy to say the basics at least.

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    1 points Axenfonklatismrek

    Like what? That he weights more than duck?

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    2 points Torfried-Giantsfraud

    Or demon monkey, sure could've started with that maybe.

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  • 2 points GetTOFUcked

    Build a bridge out of her

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    1 points Axenfonklatismrek

    Can you not also build bridges out of stone?

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  • 2 points South_Front_4589

    One of these they declared their methods by which they would judge someone, and stuck to it.

    Does anyone really believe a non witch would weigh the same as a duck?

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    1 points Axenfonklatismrek

    More believable than Bran the Broken

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