If Bobby B is Santa Claus, who is the Grinch?
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  • 94 points InevitableHairySpots

    Tywin Lannister.

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    41 points MightyGoodra96

    Tywin thinking up the Red Wedding: colorized

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    1 points Large-Bumblebee2834

    LOL

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    19 points ryanhanks25

    Robert often patting Tywin’s shoulder is something I can imagine Santa doing to the Grinch

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    5 points Grouchy-Thing9044

    tbh, Right? It’s like the ultimate holiday roast! Tywin would totally have that Grinch vibe down.

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    4 points Interesting_Box_1730

    Right? And you can totally picture Tywin rolling his eyes at Bobby's jolly antics! Perfect duo…

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    6 points ChronoMonkeyX

    Definitely Tywin, but without any chance at the redemption the Grinch gets. If Tywin's heart grew three sizes, it would still be a tiny black lump.

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    7 points InevitableHairySpots

    If it grew at all, it would be from Oberyn Martell's poison.

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    3 points PastaMeteor

    Yeah, if someone has zero redemption odds it's Joffrey. Tywin is brutal, but it's still "family first" brutal. Grinch steals gifts then gives them back, Joffrey would steal gifts and then order an execution for fun.

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    2 points heisenburnett

    That was my first thought as well

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    2 points Murderboi

    The only correct answer.

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    2 points CozmicBunni

    Honestly, I would argue Tyrion. At least, show Tyrion.

    Starts off trying to do live his life, desperately wants acceptance, but is ridiculed and betrayed by the people. Goes on a cynical streak, but meets a young blonde who convinces him to change his ways.

    Until she burns down the city, I guess.

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  • 44 points cybernewtype2

    https://preview.redd.it/siaqm65f3h9g1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=9459cfa60bc6536d5ae5e84f32fe0461cf673718

    He's a mean one, Mr. Stannis.

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    14 points 019391

    https://preview.redd.it/v4d953ir8h9g1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afb1c4e5c94f68c51178ba48d495fa2479362ff9

    Stannis after giving all the children presents for sevenmas

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    5 points Appropriate-Leek8144

    I was going to say Stannis too. Surprised you didn't get downvoted.

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    5 points evinta

    This is only if you take "Grinch" as an insult. But whatever side Stannis The Mannis Baratheon is on, I'm on. The one true king of Westeros, First of his Name, rightful and lawful heir to his fat drunk whoring brother Robert I Baratheon, Largest of His Name.

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  • 13 points Arborebrius

    Cersei, she can't stand his bullshit and won't even bother to pretend otherwise

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  • 10 points bruhholyshiet

    Littlefinger.

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  • 5 points pepperdyno2

    Tywin

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  • 5 points Monstarrzero

    Cersei

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  • 4 points jsamuraij

    I love that this was supposed to be Ned's line and Mark Addy got confused and stole it and Sean Bean and he just rolled with it. Just a legit Bobby B move.

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    7 points bobby-b-bot

    DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?

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  • 3 points Resident-Rooster2916

    Baelon Greyjoy

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  • 3 points Emperor_of_All

    Dude Bobby B was Santa through and through, he literally opened a free Seed and Feed. Literally never stopped giving.

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  • 3 points Pebbled4sh

    uh... Cersei surely

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    3 points Pebbled4sh

    But let's not lose sight of the reason for the season

    https://preview.redd.it/dhcy4detrj9g1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=650c1a43fdee80d93aa37b867fae8715db69abf8

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  • 2 points Th032i89

    YOU 👊

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  • 2 points JamesRevan

    The breastplate stretcher

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  • 2 points thisisredlitre

    Vizzy T but he's not longer with us

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    2 points InevitableHairySpots

    The Grinch is actually pretty capable, Vizzy was less than the shadow of a snake who couldn't light his own campfire.

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    3 points thisisredlitre

    I choose to believe that as unreliable narration bc how could someone who delivered banger after banger line be incompetent?

    /s if not obvious lol

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    3 points romanesqu3

    Not sure what you meant by this but I love Harry Lloyd so Ima give u an upvote

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    2 points thisisredlitre

    Making a reference to the writing room of HotD lol

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    1 points InevitableHairySpots

    Oh, he's the fucking best. I just can't see him willing to go down a chimney unless there were a crown in the fireplace lol

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  • 1 points Sparky_Zell

    Baelon Greyjoy or Walder Frey

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  • 1 points currentlystressedout

    The bastard who stole Winterfell?

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  • 1 points Appropriate-Leek8144

    They had a whole big war and killed the "grinch" already. Well technically "the grinch" was killed by one of his own bodyguards.

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  • 1 points Mainalpha11

    Cersei, Joffrey, Tywin, Aerys II, Ramsey Snow

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  • 1 points organaquirer

    Controversial, but Ned. Robert was literally trying to throw a party (the hands tournament) and Ned was having a breakdown trying to convince everyone why it's a bad idea.

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  • 1 points Intelligent_Koala134

    Right? And Tywin definitely has that “I’m not mad, just disappointed” Grinch vibe down perfectly.

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  • 1 points Still-Neighborhood71

    The Littlefinger Peter Baelish

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  • 1 points TruthCultural9952

    Y'all are wrong it's cercei

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  • 1 points ArbiterTwoSwords

    Cersei

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  • 1 points TeaWithZombies

    The Hound. F@#k Christmas. F@#k y'all. I want to be loved.

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  • 1 points Ubique008

    Nobody hated Robert more than Cersei

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  • 1 points clemenza2821

    Cersei

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  • 1 points gjrigas1

    Balon greyjoy

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  • 1 points Lexio3031

    D&D

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