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  • 48 points AnonOfTheSea

    Well. That's the end of Secret Santa at that workplace...

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  • 30 points Alice_D_Wonderland

    Be careful, a co-worker might have an extra remote ;)

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    10 points LobosJones

    It's corded not wireless, this was some cheap low end crap.

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    4 points Alice_D_Wonderland

    Found the secret santa! 👆😜

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    7 points LobosJones

    No you didn't, you just found someone with better eyes than you and better taste in sex toys.

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    4 points Alice_D_Wonderland

    In that case… Wanna be my secret santa? 😇

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    3 points LobosJones

    I'm on a stocking stuffing hiatus. It's too soon

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    3 points CptHammer_

    Extra? The box only contains the remote.

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    1 points Alone_Duty_9448

    Mabye you can give it to a friendly coworker :)

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  • 7 points JayBeePH85

    Ive actually did this and she was so disappointed when she saw there was something different inside the box 😬

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  • 18 points Moist-Ointments

    Hello, HR?

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  • 5 points LobosJones

    Don't do stuff like this. Work sucks enough without wild speculation on who is the biggest piece of shit in the workplace and making everyone go through workplace sensitivity training that no one will take seriously.

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  • 4 points edebby

    Someone is hinting you that you need to get laid

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  • 11 points SmartCod84

    Historically people give what they wish they could receive…… So many questions in the work relationship. Are you male or female? Are you uptight or chill? Young or mature? All things considered, this is a wildly inappropriate gift for a coworker. Maybe it was meant for a close friend and wrapped it in the same wrapping paper and confused it, so their friend got a scented candle by mistake. Geez, hopefully they are as embarrassed as you are confused. Or they are saying go fuck yourself. That is likely too.

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    3 points Educational-Ant-9587

    Historically people give what they wish they could receive…

    This looks more like a discarded gift 

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