This is just hateful haha

442 points poope_lord

Me with my girlfriend

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71 points EconomyLetterhead174

r/likeus

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44 points dmontease

r/angryupvote

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32 points MonsieurFubar

Me with his girlfriend.

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18 points ArjJp

Me, his girlfriend

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20 points medullah

Lol I came in to post "Me at the strip club" yours is more appropriate. :)

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175 points Techman659

Who told satan to eat ass?

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40 points givingupismyhobby

I'm available if he wants seconds

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48 points SPalt8

Cats do this to their closest cat pals lol

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21 points Sohuli

Pals? Pretty sure they see everyone else as their subjects.

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109 points HuffSquirt

Nope. Not gonna call her.

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29 points UnknownContinuum

everything reminds me of her...

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-67 points SkullDump

You really need a new joke.

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18 points MonsieurFubar

You really need a new subreddit

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6 points Real_Live_Sloth

r/ishouldcallher

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15 points Remarkable-Clock-201

Why miss her?

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2 points the_amazing_skronus

Knock knock

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28 points _Bren10_

Hilarious. Our girl cat is always trying to bite our boy’s balls when they’re rough housing lmao

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23 points Professional-Luck-84

Female Lions do that to the males too lol

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17 points _Bren10_

Ah so it’s natural and she’s not just a bitch. That’s good to know!

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2 points BabyBearBennett

Why not both?

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7 points One_Restaurant9631

One of my boys is a serial butt biter to the point when he rough houses his bestie, the poor guy immediately flips over so he can protect his butt with his back paws.

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74 points min_dynasty

This cat does not know that you never go ass to mouth!

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31 points User_Mode

Only if you are a coward

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9 points Current-Strike3472

That's also just eating ass Which,I might add is the absolute best thing to eat

Ass to mouth is about blowing someone who's fucked your ass (Or licking an object that's done the same if you're lonely and boring)

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13 points gorogergo

It's ok in the heat of the moment.

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3 points vicariouslywatching

I'm disgusted, I'm repulsed... and I can't look away.

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5 points ViolentDlights

Goodbye horses

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2 points SucculentChineseMilk

It’s just the smell

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30 points Vanedi291

Cats can be such adorable assholes.

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-1 points [deleted]

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10 points Hybreed55

That is such a Reddit response lmao

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4 points Vanedi291

I don’t know what yo meant to add but I’ve observed “top 1% commenters” frequently post before thinking so I’ll assume you think I dislike cats.

I can assure you that I think cats are wonderful pets and that I own too goddamn many of the cute but evil little bastards.

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-3 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

Just providing statistics on why dogs are bigger assholes than cats.

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8 points Loud-Mans-Lover

Sure, let me believe that unsubstantiated "fact". /S

Edit: Researched. The most deaths ARE FROM RABIES. Not dog attacks. So basically, asshole humans not getting their pets vacc'd. And folks not getting the shots after they've been bit.

ALSO

There's no central global database that tracks human deaths by cats

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9 points Vandorol

Me trying to get a promotion at work.

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2 points BabyBearBennett

Try less teeth

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6 points flayingbook

I don't know who had it worse, the cat or the dog

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7 points God_Bless_A_Merkin

That’s not what I meant when I said “eat my ass”!

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6 points Gunner4201

Sometimes you eat the pussy, sometimes the pussy eats you.

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4 points Malbosiiq

Kinky ass biting cat.

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3 points Ok-Loss-2496

Next thing ya know chickens will be involved! 😱

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4 points rugbat

That cat let the intrusive thoughts win.

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7 points TodlicheLektion

The Salad Tossing Cat

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2 points ArtVandelay2025

Toonces from SNL

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3 points Traditional-Tax11

Me and your mother

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3 points Beetz_Don

Alright, damn, the universe keeps sending me signs, I’ll call her already!

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3 points insane_hurrican3

instincts kicked in

iirc lions go for the anus and rip it out, right? i mean, cats arent super related to lions but still

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4 points thebadwolf0042

That relationship really bit her in the ass.

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2 points Gassy_Moon_Man

What a mouthful.

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3 points Gandgareth

I really hope that cat's name is "Karma"

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3 points Yes-No-Maybe121

Maybe the dog's starfish was mocking the cat.

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2 points lord-badmington

Cats are the worse

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3 points CriticalMochaccino

I should call her...

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2 points Slippiditydippityash

0.08 clip length, weird framing on the slow mo and slight funkiness happening when the cat opens their mouth, suggests this might be AI generated, boo.

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2 points Remarkable-Clock-201

Good bot

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2 points -ratmeat-

I’m also skeptical

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2 points MadCatDisease666

If it bounce cat pounce 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 points Material-Support931

NOT THE CHILLY RING CHOMP!

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2 points ferdadams

I have not laughed this hard in a long time, thank you!

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2 points Zealousideal-Load-64

Quit stealing my moves!

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2 points quanoey

Straight for the taint

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1 points ogrefab

Hell yeah I eat ass brother

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2 points _Loser_B_

Cake is cake.

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1 points dragon3fruit

breaths heavy

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1 points Pounce_64

Rimming is OK

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1 points Impossible_Regret725

Siblings, regardless of species

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1 points Torteramanroblox101

Only one way that could backfire

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1 points Detflamingos

Kevin Gates reincarnated.....

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2 points MiserableOptimist1

Kevin Gates loves you. He told me himself 🥰

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