What's it gonna be?!?!

166 points ArchieAndIvy

Close your eyes and think of England.

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21 points Grzzld

I don’t know why, but I LOL’d. Thanks internet stranger.

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10 points WaaaghNL

My blood will not go to the shaft. I think it will go dig a hole in my body.

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3 points Zealousideal-Load-64

"God save our glorious king..."

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122 points BuiltMackTough

That's diabolical...

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77 points derek4reals1

It's quite possibly the worst scenario ever.

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31 points fastlerner

Only answer is to roofie them both and leave it as a mystery that shall never be solved.

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11 points faux_shore

I don’t know if that’s worse though

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23 points PaperCracket

I don't think so. consensual roofieing so that nobody is traumatized by the experience.

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15 points PM-ME-YOUR-BUTTSHOLE

It’s like being put under for a surgery

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5 points sexytokeburgerz

Except yourself

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11 points PaperCracket

roofie yourself too

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6 points HydroPCanadaDude

We all know your mom is gonna be like "Why do I have a UTI?"

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8 points fastlerner

Meanwhile your girlfriend is gonna be like "Why do I have a UTI?"

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6 points HydroPCanadaDude

And in their shared affliction and having shared one another's body, your mom falls deeply in love with your girlfriend and they scissor.

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76 points turtletaint911

Can you have sex with both of them?

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61 points Pukebox_Fandango

sure, but you'll just end up back where you started

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22 points the-bird-fucker

win

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9 points ILoveBigCoffeeCups

There is no stipulation that after you have sex with the second one, they change again.

So that means you need to have sex with the mothers body(gf spirit) before the gf’s (mother’s spirit) body after. Otherwise it’s the girlfriends body first and the mother’s body after

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1 points Tranquil_Dohrnii

Is that you step mommy?

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4 points Cuntlordinstagram

Two chicks, same time man

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4 points Charming_Ambition_27

I’m deleting this sub. Gawd damn. 🤡

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1 points Few_Tank7560

That tree is not even a circle, it’s an infinity sign.

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43 points Dirtydeedsinc

Welcome to the most awkward threesome ever.

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11 points dont_panic80

You spelled awesome wrong.

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18 points Dirtydeedsinc

You do you. I’m not here to kink shame.

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7 points Glass_Laugh3174

Unless kink shaming is your kink, then you're good to go.

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2 points MusclesMarinara0

Go bills!

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4 points asphid_jackal

I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why

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88 points MajoriteSilencieuse

I don't switch them back and my mother gets to live longer ?

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111 points inspectorhepp

AND you can mock your sister for being old! Win win!

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75 points Few_Preparation_5902

Yeah! ... wait, what?

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34 points Zkenny13

r/holup

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16 points Pyrodinalektafoma

ROLL TIDE!

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14 points Interesting-Bus1053

😟

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2 points No_Watercress741

That legit had me do a double take, GJ.

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2 points zerok_nyc

*step-sister

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1 points My_Gender_is_Apache

Ayo pause Bro

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6 points AnonOfTheSea

I mean. That relationship was effectively over anyway, why keep it going? Feels like a natural ending. Or un-natural, but the point stands

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3 points YallTookAllMyNames

Lawful evil

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21 points sacfoojesta88

Walk away and find a whole new life at that point. That I ain’t my problem.
Okay byeee

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19 points HighLengthiness

Too scared to ruin the new arrangement.

Proceeds to fuck father instead

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1 points Zemom1971

Instructions unclear

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15 points Anubra_Khan

The Riddle of the Milf

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3 points No-Understanding5677

Milf conundrum

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16 points THUORN

Sounds like I no longer have a girlfriend and my mom get a new lease on life.

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8 points Few_Tank7560

We had one a decade or two ago in my country, it was like "would you rather fuck your dad, or see your dad being eaten by pigs?". Replace "fuck your dad" by other hard and gruesome things you want to ask the other person.

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5 points enigmaticbloke

The common one I've heard is being stuck between your dad and mum, all naked. To get out you either have to back up a few inches and get penetrated by your dad or move forward a few inches and penetrate your mom.

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5 points Klogginthedangerzone

Well I already hate my dad, and myself, so that seems like an easy choice.

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6 points FatCowsrus413

Find myself a new partner

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5 points Throwaway-donotjudge

They both look the same in the dark

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4 points Cultural-Ladder-1151

Just which devil's child was he spawn from???

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1 points TaiChey

Probably the off spring of his dad and his dads girlfriend/mom

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8 points eolemuk

this is not a riddle if you're from alabama.just like any other tuesday.

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3 points Ok_Investigator1645

We’ve already been inside our mom once. What’s another time?

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2 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

https://imgur.com/gallery/i-m-out-sfOKWAJ

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2 points drahmus

Welp, it’s their problem.

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2 points RodcetLeoric

You get yourself some roofies, viagra and booze. Then, whichever you choose, neither of you will have to remember it. I'd go with the girlfriend in mom's body because if any memories did survive, you might break up with the girlfriend, but at least your mother doesn't have any memory of it.

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2 points Brian_The_Bar-Brian

I don't have a mother or a girlfriend...

😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

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1 points Artzebub

Mom of course. Duh!

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1 points desertvision

Threesome it is

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1 points SATerp

I'd do either one, his mother or his girlfriend. I'm not picky.

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1 points Tylenolpainkillr

Threesome? It's only fair everyone be scarred

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1 points Due-Albatross5909

I’ve seen this one!

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1 points matt_smith_keele

shrugs in Oedipal

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1 points Random_Russian_boy

I seen this dilemma before, but it was with your wife and daughter

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