Never fall asleep first, doesn’t matter how old you are.
  • 13 points LobosJones

    Thats not asleep that's passed out.

    He's not waking up. Get the markers, glue, and anybody with pubes left to shave.

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    3 points Reddituser0925

    Don't forget the T - bags...

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    4 points LobosJones

    We're not doing stuff people enjoy. Look at that mustache and flannel, he's practically begging for it. No.

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    2 points ArjJp

    The mustache yearns for glitter...

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    2 points LobosJones

    Pack the nostils, they will be the glitter bomb that paints the upper lip sparkle motion.

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  • 1 points Rick_from_C137

    Extra strength c-pap machine, gotta take care of your friends

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